Glad you’re here!
Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I’m running out of ideas.
This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m glad you are here as well!
As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
… stool samples?
… kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Thank you for your service 🫘
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Which instance should I join if I just lost half a toenail? Surely someone’s into that…
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!
Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you! 🫘 forever!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Those are rookie numbers
(This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Thanks!
I do take credit for my comments, tho. Nothing automated there!
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you. The orb will be pondered.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard
IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!
So is this:
- A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
- B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
- C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time
Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh right. Thank you so much!
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
onehundredsixtynine@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
blueworld@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
https://lemmy.world/post/616615
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
tamal3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.
Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
You made me curious what my own post count was, apparently 4,834 in the past 8 months.
I wonder how many this account has over the full 3 years without the PieFed reset.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Keep going, you’re giving me a run for my money!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
We’ll never top Sunshine, Blaze, and cm0002 across all their accounts.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Eating beans while trying not to poop is the ultimate challenge.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your pocket beans are leaking.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
are you single? 🫦
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shame. I’ll send you 2 cans full of beans for the feet tho
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
[deleted]ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!
coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The pie 🥧
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
6k and thats probably just counting the primary account lol, great work!
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.
trslim@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
HOT ICKPLANT EATING BEANS
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Congrats! Here, I got this for you:
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ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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