This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  i’m impressed

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Glad you’re here!

  Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I’m running out of ideas.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m glad you are here as well!

    As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … stool samples?

    … kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.

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• SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!

  Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you! 🫘 forever!

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you for your service 🫘

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Glad to be here!

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• sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The dude asked me kindly to stop. Can you guys send me some so I don’t have to move to piefed? I can’t afford a reader fetish right now

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here you go:

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those are rookie numbers

  (This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks!

      I do take credit for my comments, tho. Nothing automated there!

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• VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you. The orb will be pondered.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!

  So is this:

  • A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
  • B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
  • C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time

  Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.

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  • blueworld@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://lemmy.world/post/616615

    I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

    lemmy.world

    Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.

      Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh right. Thank you so much!

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.

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• einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  6k and thats probably just counting the primary account lol, great work!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard

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• IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You made me curious what my own post count was, apparently 4,834 in the past 8 months.

  I wonder how many this account has over the full 3 years without the PieFed reset.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Keep going, you’re giving me a run for my money!

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’ll never top Sunshine, Blaze, and cm0002 across all their accounts.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Appreciate all you contribute! Coming up on 2000, myself.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  <3

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    <3 right back

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