SillyDude
@SillyDude@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 1 week ago:
Yes I was most important manager at Circuit City which closed because the covid and I haven’t worked since. Job please.
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 1 week ago:
While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I feel like I could do that for 400, but the request to talk is too far for me. I’m fine with shitting in your mouth, but talking is just disgusting.
- Comment on dating 4 weeks ago:
You may entice a woman with a piece of cheese. If she accepts you may then ask her to wed you.
- Comment on One of those things you never forget 4 weeks ago:
I was with a girl and all she had were “snug fit” condoms. I tried. She tried. Not a chance in hell that was going on.
- Comment on Good point 1 month ago:
I wonder if they were either disappointed or relieved when they found out it wasn’t cum.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Oh, I borrowed it. I smeared a message on the mirror with it that you’d see after you got out of the shower and realized it was gone. I’ll have it back to you tomorrow. I’m doing some testing.
- Comment on Blasting creed 1 month ago:
I’m all of these in one location
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 month ago:
I hike in sandals I got for $11 on rollback at Walmart. I don’t think most people need a backpack for hikes that are going to be a few hours at most. Bring a granola bar in your pocket if you really need food. Most people have some sort of bag that can carry things, it doesn’t have to be a backpack.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 month ago:
How so?
- Comment on 50/50 chance this is a shit post 1 month ago:
- Comment on Lemmy.zip & Piefed.zip Server Update December 2025 2 months ago:
Graphs and data are cool. For future updates could you also post pics of your feet?
- Comment on Is lemmy dying? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 3 months ago:
I’ll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics
- Comment on plump pumkins 3 months ago:
Every year in Oregon people cut holes in giant pumpkins and race them as boats.
- Comment on Leak From the Sky: It Turns Out a Lot of Satellite Data Is Unencrypted 3 months ago:
The primary channel KCTV has a satellite transmission, the few smaller channels are just terrestrial.
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 4 months ago:
They should offer a loisence for 1 extra sugar drink if you finish your mushy peas.
- Comment on Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine? 4 months ago:
Try 4loko gold. Tastes like a energy drink but they were forced to take out the caffeine.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 5 months ago:
I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.
- Comment on These fish may feel pleasure while being groomed by other fish 5 months ago:
Nah dog, your understanding of biology is all fucked up
- Comment on These fish may feel pleasure while being groomed by other fish 5 months ago:
Dolphins are mammals hombre. They crawled back in the water and evolved their legs away.
- Comment on These fish may feel pleasure while being groomed by other fish 5 months ago:
Fish straight up don’t have a neocortex.
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 5 months ago:
Must get the eye boogies
- Comment on hehe 👉👈 6 months ago:
Siemens everywhere
- Comment on Iron 6 months ago:
The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy
- Comment on No blowjobs please 6 months ago:
Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania
- Comment on oof 6 months ago:
Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.
- Comment on Are ya? 6 months ago:
me too, thanks
- Comment on its painful each time (┬┬﹏┬┬) 6 months ago:
Dming on Lemmy
- Comment on Self starter 7 months ago:
Live in a van and migrate with the berries. Bater excess for fuel and keep moving. Or embrace full hobo and ride trains.
