sorrybookbroke
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- Comment on What's this ram price surge thing going on in the memes? Is this gonna affect pre-builts, laptops, tablets, phones, and other electronics? 1 day ago:
AI datacenters are buying large amounts of ram from the companies making these things and are willing to pay whatever price needed to get more. This has driven up prices absurdly.
As for consumer electronics and prebuilts yeah it’ll raise their prives. Samsung can’t even buy ram from samsung for their phones.
- Comment on xkcd #3175: Website Task Flowchart 4 days ago:
My good sir,
I would like for you to double my previous order of sexual devices for I have decided that my bottom and my mouth should be filled in good order. I imagine you shall provide this alteration along with the free shipping for any order above the requisite amount due to this gaining you not only a significant sum more but perhaps a loyal customer.
I expect a response within a fortnight. If this is not provided I will send letters up the chain all the way up to Mr. Boyslutcloset if I must.
Good day sir,
SorryBookBroke
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 4 days ago:
Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really
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- Comment on Based on a true story 1 week ago:
Hope you like it here enough to stay in some capacity. Welcome my friend enjoy your porn
- Comment on Framework stops selling separate DDR5 RAM modules to fight scalpers 1 week ago:
Tuxedo computers and slimbook ship great Linux laptops btw
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to games@lemmy.world | 1 comment
- Comment on He's on a mission 3 weeks ago:
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
- Comment on My collection is growing 4 weeks ago:
I ductape it to the furnature when possible so if I need it it’s there
- Comment on I present: Torum! A crappy yet functional bearbones selfhosted forum site for termux. 1 month ago:
Ok that is sick. Absolutely no personal use was for this but I really want to force one into existance.
- Comment on American public transit 1 month ago:
This is why we need better public transit. Sure, there’ll always be some inefficiancies, but in quite a few countries public transit is a very reasonable option
- Comment on Have it! 1 month ago:
Ahh so that’s what the gspot means. Explains why I can never find it I’d never thing to look on my keyboard during sex. Does this mean I have to bring my whole rig into bed or will like a laptop do?
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 2 months ago:
There’s an old creepy pasta called Ben drowned. If I remember correctly it’s the “found a haunted game” trope where they find a copy of some the legend of Zelda game and a story about a drowned boy named Ben unfolds
- Comment on Facial recognition is a yet untaken gem for the adult movie scene 2 months ago:
Don’t listen to the downvoters people hated Jesus in his time and now you feel the wrath of those who would have put him on that cross.
You’re a genius
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Not a worry though. I can read about stretches that can relieve sciatica
- Comment on capital letters are 99% useless 3 months ago:
FULLY DISAGREE LOWER CASE IS TRASH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS CAN RULE THIS WORLD.
BETTER FOR READABILITY, BETTER FOR YOUR SOUL.
NO MORE LOWER CASE.
ALSO, SNAKE_CASE_IS–king
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 4 months ago:
Like what? What are they useful for?
- Comment on Fiber 4 months ago:
Oh sorry, you may not know. By “they” I mean the guy who posted about needing to not poop for 3 days. There was a post a few years back where a guy asked for advice on not pooping for a few days and he would not tell anybody why he needed to not poop.
As for conviction the greentext makes it clear this is not a comfortable situation. Anyone wanting to do this in order to not poop, for whatever reason, would know what comes for them if they follow this method
- Comment on Fiber 4 months ago:
He never told us so well never know
- Comment on Fiber 4 months ago:
Oh so the all the “don’t poop for three days” guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction
- Comment on Can't Fool Me! 4 months ago:
I just have an infinite pee stream but for some reason never recognize that it’s a dream. I just get angry that I’m peeing so much
- Comment on These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days: 5 months ago:
Not dangerous, no, just likely unpleasant. It’ll be grainy and lose the top notes (prevelent flavours)
Though if drinking champagne is already unplesent absolutely nothings changed so full send my guy.
This is funny btw, sorry for the info dump
- Comment on These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days: 5 months ago:
Normally I warn people that saving wine for an occasion is a bad idea due to the fact that it doesn’t actually age in bottle save for champaigns and merlot but it looks like that’s wine you have so I’ll save you that speil.
Still though, saving bottles should only be done for something you can guarantee within 2 years for screw caps, and 5 for cork. After that the wine loses flavour. Champaign and merlot have a bit better shelf life and if kept right will age but will still degrade with enough time.
- Comment on Socialist megacorps 5 months ago:
I’ve had that conversation. They don’t believe me when I say that’s socialism. I show them as much evidence as possible and the best case, they believe me in time but start going off about Stalin and Mao, worst case they try to say I’m lying about what socialism is.
I’ve had them state “I’ve read marx I know what socialism is” and shut down when I argue Marx was a communist, not a socialist. They cannot believe there’s a difference.
People just cannot grasp this concept.
They are delusional and willingly so. Through constant propaganda from a very, very young age they are structurally unallignable with anything against their training. No, you can’t convince them with “facts and logic” no you can’t just state “yeah and all that’s socialism” and have them flip a switch to become a socialist.
They’ll agree with each point you make they’ll agree with each policy they’ll support drastic change but the second you say that word or use the wrong language their pavlovian response kicks in and it’s
Starvation famine vommunism Mao Zedong sharia law Muslim did you know the Nazis were socialists Karl Marx Cuba venezualla death cult can never work has never worked killed the Jewish doctors Lenin Stalin they killed the Tsars kids Russia China gays will be killed you know call of duty modern warfare 2
- Comment on Nothing more to be said 5 months ago:
Guy who killed two Democratic party members, injured two more while attempting to kill them at a seperate house, and was attempting to kill a massive list of them in a night including tik waltz
- Comment on wisely 5 months ago:
With all this newfangled nonsense I’m surprised you didn’t pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.
Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.
I’m a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can’t even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filthy.
Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spjce hex concoctions. I’ll be here unlocking the depths of voncious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve
- Comment on wisely 5 months ago:
Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can’t even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.
Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.
Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they’re just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.
Can’t lose blood magic, can’t have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it’s at
- Comment on I'm Vegan! I can't eat what you sell! 5 months ago:
I’m not vegan but I agree what the absolute fuck. It’s like when I learned many jams weren’t vegan. It’s strawberry my guy. I’ve made strawberry jam and I never needed to add in cow.
So much random stuff just adds meat and meat by product and I’m just here thinking “why”? Is it just that cow bone and tendons are usually waste product and thus cheap? Massive subsidies extending all the way down?
No culture in history has eaten as much meat as we do. It’s not usually a daily thing let alone something that’s just kinda also in everything.
They be putting fish juice in our beer to make it clear and bones in our sugar to make it whiter.
- Comment on Tide42 – A Fast, Minimalist CLI IDE for Terminal-Centric Devs 5 months ago:
OK What the hell man I love this in concept. Definitly not something I’d use, got my own setup and I like it quite alot, but fuck man I’ve always described NeoVim as a build it yourself text editor and you’ve said here “why stop at neovim?”
Hell yeah my guy. That’s such a cool way to at least get your environment running on any system. Would love to look into this to see if I can do something similar. Right now I just have a bash script that builds up my env.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 7 months ago:
Oh shit, how do I do that?
On bans I did mean sitewide as I know atleast veganhomecooks banned me (no clue why though I never interacted there). Fully understandable to think I meant communities with how I phrased it though lol.
Again though, I’d love to know how to check for bans. I’m very curious
