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• someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Security by obscurity does not work, because people are only so creative up to a point. Hence, there are only handful of configurations for the attacker to try out.

  This contrasts to e.g. 128-bit secure encryption, which involves trying 2^128 times to break it - which is a number with whopping 38 zeros. It takes 10^22 years to break it with trying at 1GHz rate. It is simply incomparable, and adding a few bits of security by obscure combination is simply not worth it.

  Yet, so many people and organizations seem to prefer obscurity to actual security.

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• Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve learned a few things about some stuff to the point where I can definitely say I have some knowledge about them.

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.

  One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.

  In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.

  He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.

  The end.

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• BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was a child star. As a member of the Singing Boys of Pennsylvania I performed in every state east of the Mississippi before age 12. I sang Carol of the Bells to a Cardinal in a McDonald’s. I have 8000 hours on a jack hammer and 5000 hours on a forklift. I’ve got thousands of hours doing finish concrete, plumbing, framing, roofing, sheet rocking, demolition, and more.

  The only degree I’ve completed is my bartending degree, but in the 7 years I wasted in college I spent a year as a high school student teacher and two years interning as a respiratory therapist. I was a summer camp counselor working with horses, leading trail rides and teaching basic riding skills. I’ve worked farms. I was a commercial salmon fisherman in Alaska. I was a volunteer fireman. I was a mechanic, A basement waterproofer, a contractor, a waiter, and a 6 figure salesman.

  I’ve made $10,000 in a day may times and used a kureg to boil water for ramen because I didn’t own a microwave just as often. I’ve explored the pyramids with zahi hawass. I’ve crossed the Saini desert and slept under the stars in the Negev. I have crossed a desert on a camel with the the bediuon. . I’ve snorkeled in the red sea and swam a mile across shark infested waters to explore an island in the Mediterranean.

  I’ve traveled north Africa. I’ve lived in Jerusalem. I’ve prayed at the Western wall. I’ve studied 5 languages but I only speak 2. I’ve traveled Europe by train. I’ve seen the Aurora with my eyes. I have a picture of myself standing next to a salmon shark while holding a WWII vintage M-1 Garand. I saved a harbor seal from a net. I have seen pilot whales surface three times before diving.

  Today I am the only person in the world who makes the quarter million dollar JHMCS helmet, specifically the ROMA carbon fiber housing, but I am responsible for the whole thing. Any time you see an F 18 take out a target from five miles away, that was me. I work 65 hours, 7 days per week to meet demands that only get tighter.

  A am a father, a husband, and carry the burden of more than one child who was never born.

  My story is still being written. I will never stop searching for peace.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You sound like someone I’d love to sit and have a beer with. I hope you find peace.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Three questions:

    1. Zahi Hawass - was he just “on” as official national tour guide, or was he able to act like a real human, and if so, what was your read on him?

    2. While out and about in the Sahara, ever hear of or run into a guy named “Camel Steve”?

    3. Do you have a few JHMCS helmets with manufacturing flaws that you take home and let the kids run around with and play jet pilot?

    Also, thanks for being a dude with stories on Lemmy.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real secret to the most delicious sauces you’ve ever tasted is one anchovy fillet turned into paste and simmered into the sauce, for every litre/quart of sauce you are making.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s why the Romans didn’t use salt as a condiment, but fish sauce. The umami+salt is different and objectively better.

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• cheesybuddha@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, I’m over 40, so I know a bit about WW2.

  Mostly from the documentaries I fall asleep to in the afternoons.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have ADHD at a level rarely rivaled so I know quite a bit about a variety of things

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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  • VoodooMug@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    midi-chlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.

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• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nope sorry

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  • InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtu.be/4fNS9CNmIc8

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• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

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  • wallabra@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can just say intersection

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    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think “intersect” keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you “Rick Man”. We’d need an “exclusion” or an “XOR” to retain the non-shared sections.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An airplane tire will hydroplane at a speed in knots equal to nine times the square root of the tire pressure in PSI. The real trick is undoing the little cap on the tire valve and reading the tire gauge while turning left base.

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• DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got something for ya [gives you something]

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  • wallabra@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For some reason this sounds like an euphemism and I love it

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can’t go faster than light because time and space are basically the same thing, and you’re always moving through both of them together at a constant rate.
  When you stand still, you move only through time, at the top speed of one second per second.
  When you start moving through space, your speed doesn’t change, only your direction. The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.
  At light speed, you’re moving only through space. Your movement through time is zero, so time stops for you.
  Going faster through space would mean going back in time, which would break causality.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be fair, what even is “standing still”? I’m sitting in a chair in a spaceship made out of silica, metal, gasses, and water traveling around 220km/s relative to Sagittarius A.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s always in relation to a frame of reference.
      Compared to earth, you’re standing still, so your time passes at the same rate as earth time.
      Compared to Sagittarius A, you’re moving through space, so your time passes slower than that of Sagittarius A.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Causality is overrated. I’d be ok if we broke it.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What would we replace it with? The raw chaos of the universe in its unformed state?

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But Causality isn’t OK with that.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don’t know.

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes hello I know something

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn’t know anything.

  The reason the Oracle of Apollo said “No man is wiser than Socrates” is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you wanna talk grammar or sumo I know like 3 things, maybe 4.

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• bastion@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I do.

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• wallabra@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m experienced in having experiences

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I don’t know shit about fuck” - character from Ozarks I forgot the name of

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  • SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All I know is that I know nothing -Plato

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can describe the flag of every country in Latin America and provide one trivia fact of my choice about the country as well.

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• Gwot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think that Descartes fellow was onto something…

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve had some experience and know stuff about something, just letting you know

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know like 3 things, and it’s mostly where my stuff is.

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  • richie_golds@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t even know that most of the time.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sky is blue

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know how to write “Shauwn”

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fun fact: for a system of differential equations to have a unique global solution, you only need the vector field to be continuous in time and Lipschitz continuous in the state space.

  This Math Fact is brought to you by Math-Autism Gang. Subscribe for more Math Facts.

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  • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, do you happen to be a physicist or an analyst?

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  • WildPalmTree@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Subscribe, but with more information, a video, some homework and a pamphlet to give to my neighbours.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know the best way to get cat hair off things is

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    a squeegee
    (no, really!)

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    • Echolynx@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait what?

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah that’s actually the answer. I just wanted to see what other people suggested.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know what piping bags are for.

  Hint: not for piping

  Source: experience

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you put rats in them?

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• SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can test if a 9 volt battery is good or not by touching the 2 prongs on the end to your tongue. You’ll know if it has juice or not.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A basic AAA battery has enough amperage to kill a human without the ohmage that the skin provides.

    One time a guy got curious and poked himself with copper wires so they would be in direct contact with his electrolyte-filled blood. Those wires were attached to a 1.5v battery, and he electrocuted himself and died.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can do the same with any two wires to test if they’re live.
    Depending on the voltage, either you’ll know, or the people around you will.

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