I’ve a lot of experience with not having experience with things
Thanks 🙏🏻
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 month ago
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Young children don’t warn you when they learn how to open locks. Sometimes you find out when they’re rifling through your stuff or well down the road.
Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This reminds me of something my dad used to say
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
For hand sewing, pull your thread between your thumb and a block of bees’ wax a few times after threading it, and you won’t have to worry about knots nearly as much.
wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
I’m experienced in having experiences
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
An airplane tire will hydroplane at a speed in knots equal to nine times the square root of the tire pressure in PSI. The real trick is undoing the little cap on the tire valve and reading the tire gauge while turning left base.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not an airplane fact, but when I took classes for driving ambulances (CEVO), they always cited 35mph as the speed where an ambulance can hydroplane on some amount of water that I cannot recall. Something with surface tension. I’m not a scientist.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In aviation circles they always called it “standing water” here meaning “the surface is liquid not a wet solid” Airplane tires also have very simple or no tread at all, so that isn’t a factor. There’s also the fact that during the landing roll, the airplane is partially or even mostly supporting its weight on its wings still; so at any significant airspeed you don’t have 100% of the ship’s weight on the wheels.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I got something for ya [gives you something]
wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
For some reason this sounds like an euphemism and I love it
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
I do know about things. Some things, many things, any things. If you ever want to know a thing about a thing I will know if I know about the thing.
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
I don’t know nothing about nothing.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Mitosis is …
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
… the partition phase of the cell
Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 1 month ago
The only experience I have is in not having any experiences, and the only thing I know is that I know nothing about anything
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
If you wanna talk grammar or sumo I know like 3 things, maybe 4.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can describe the flag of every country in Latin America and provide one trivia fact of my choice about the country as well.
Randelung@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes hello I know something