Probably because it just happened
wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
Submitted 1 day ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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watson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 day ago
This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hence his statement hat the NFL had to rename to something other than football.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Yea, makes sense now. Trump literally does what the last person he speaks with asks him to do.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Its more pathetic than that. He takes on the point of view of the last person to blow sunshine up his ass.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he’s upset about not winning. Have your own “prize” at home.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about
fox2263@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
The “Appeasing Dictators” award
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
One insanely corrupt organization rewarding an insanely corrupt individual. Trump loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he’s a winner. Psychopath.
Following his participation trophy, Trump just announced that he thinks the word Football should apply to Soccer, and the NFL should get a new name their sport.
We already know what name he’ll insist on. Whoever is running the betting pool, put me down for $100 on Trumpball.
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This is the most amazing thing. He’s actually happy to accept an award that is a complete farce and makes him look lame AF. He brain must be total mush.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It started the football wars though
bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 day ago
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
It only got a short mention by Colin Jost at the top of Weekend Update:
Trump has not yet won the Nobel Peace Prize, but he did win the equally prestigious Soccer Peace Prize.
FIFA actually invented a fake peace prize in Trump’s honor, and that’s why the trophy shows Trump’s gnarled hands dragging Earth into Hell.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
He loves participation trophies. He honestly thinks it means he won.
nagaram@startrek.website 1 day ago
I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.
YashaB@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
he must have a really great ass to fit so many people in
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
And that’s after his massive head was already stuffed way up there.
Lysergid@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I’m having a hard time identifying which one of them is more dumb. The first dumbass which thinks somebody cares what football CEO has to say in peace prize nomination, the second dumbass which thinks football CEO’s peace prize is legit or fist the dumbass which thinks that second dumbass is dumb enough to believe that it’s legit.
I’ll should ask my pals to inaugurate me as humanity’s most seductive eyebrows holder of the history. They should establish international community of holy drunks of the John Paul the 2nd street, though.
Catma@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The first guy may be a dumbass but not because of this. FIFA is nothing if not corrupt and this is 100% greasing palms for Trump. They give him a huge ego boost to hopefully chill it on trying to move games or doing something insane during the World Cup.
Like think of the logistic nightmare if he decides LA cant have a game and tries to move it to Kansas or Nebraska because they are good white christian areas with fewer brown people.
Lysergid@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Okay but how is this ego boost if everyone knows it’s just greasing.
I mean, imagine you lost competition and started crying about it like a baby. Now someone comes in and gives you a medal from plastic for “doing great job” just to make you behave. Wouldn’t you look pathetic and not offensive to you?
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
“Inaugural” … more like “First and only”
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Not true. No where did it say Trump can’t win for the next 3 years.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 day ago
Textbook shakedown. He’ll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
The bribery bauble
Spesknight@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Peace Participation Prize
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Does he even qualify for that?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not a fat Cheeto chance
BigBenis@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nobel should award Obama the inaugural Nobel World Cup. Trump would absolutely lose his shit.
Digit@lemmy.wtf 19 hours ago
Yup… been posted about a few times already.
lemmy.wtf/post/33629993 lemmy.wtf/post/33620969 lemmy.wtf/post/33623647 lemmy.wtf/post/33625049
(… there’s a way on lemmy to do federated links to the original lemmy instance, right? ~ I’ll learn that yet).
Ch3rry314@piefed.social 1 day ago
Is that Bezos? /s I will never shave my head for fear of looking like that twat.
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Hey now some of us have no choice. There’s us poor baldies too.
Ch3rry314@piefed.social 1 day ago
My condolences
Dojan@pawb.social 1 day ago
Hey there’s normal person baldness, which is sexy. Then there’s evil person baldness. Evil has a tendency to make anyone look bad.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
hes equally a twat, infantio is head of the corrupt fifa organization.
realitista@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Also known as the 1st International FIFA Licka U Ass Proze
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 day ago
LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
Spezi@feddit.org 1 day ago
You had to search for it in Dashcam Drivers Germany?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 day ago
Well if there is a person more corrupt than Trump it’s definitely Infantino.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
maybe the IOC too.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
They created a whole shitshow award to curry favour with a big baby who will hopefully dies of old age shortly, but that the world will remember them as morons for much much longer.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Please tell me this picture is real.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
It’s shopped but I’m going to believe it’s true
dan69@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Next is me who wins and I’ll put that on my LinkedIn resume. This will elevate my chances overall…
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a piece prize. In remembrance of all the pieces of Venezuelan civilians he’s filled the Caribbean with.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 day ago
HE DESERVES THAT AWARD! PRESIDENT OF PEACE BETWEEN FIFA AND THE USA! 18 WARS STOPPED!
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 day ago
He first had to fake pace a couple of times for betting purposes. But this time’ the charm.
Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
A peace prize from an organization who most likely complicit in human rights violations is pretty spot on.