Cheetahs are not actually dangerous to humans. Their skulls/jaws are pretty small and they are slender to be aerodynamic, and they need to be uninjured to hunt, so they avoid confrontation at all costs, especially with something the size of a human.
it's friend shaped!
Submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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idkwhatimdoing@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I was gonna say, nobody is calling cheetahs dangerous. 🙄
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Where was this? Amazing shots.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Tanzania!
It was a group of 3 cheetahs that made a kill, which is apparently quite unusual. I kid you not, they just blocked the truck path, fat and panting without a care, then walked off into the sun across the Kenyan border… Like they knew we couldn’t follow them.
And the kill didn’t go to waste.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Can’t tell if that Cheetah’s pregnant or fat from just eating a heavy meal lol. Great shots though, that must have been awesome to see!
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m almost certain it’s a full belly, heh. It had just moved off a carcass, and seemed like one happy cat.
Thanks! Yeah I was extremely lucky in a million ways.
magic_internet_wizard@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Domestic cats are not actually much different than wild cats in any way. they’re just too small to eat us and raised to be more tame. If your loveable housecat was as big as a cheetah, they might not intentionally attack you out of aggression, but their predator instincts would kick in and would probably play with you until you died and possibly eat you like they do insects, lizards, and any other small creature.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I read an interview with a zoologist which described cats as evolutionarily perfect. Their dna really only varies primarily for size. All cats all over the world have survived with no need to seriously adapt to their environment.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
no need to seriously adapt to their environment.
Yeah, cats make everyone and everything adapt to their environment. You have to completely go outside the environment to avoid their influence.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Or snakes. Like, big snakes.
I swear, they see a noodle as a kitten and some “I’m born to paw this to death” switch goes off.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kinda messed up how cats can basically parry things.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Cheetahs are apparently the most chill of the big cats, people do keep them as pets.
My local zoo will actually let people meet the cheetahs, and I can’t imagine that happening with the tigers.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Apparently cheetahs aren’t “big cats”, they’re just large versions of small cats. They share features like purring and meowing, and their temperaments are closer to housecats than a tiger or lion.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
If my cat was that size, I might actually die from the farts in my face in the morning (like now), the signal he uses to say he’s hungry.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s trap. He just want you to get closer to pet him.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I want to pet the big cat
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
It’d probably let you. They’re pretty chill cats.
Don’t have a lot of energy, and have to save it for sprinting.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 days ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Cheetahs aren’t dangerous to humans, they hang out with and even nuzzle up to wildlife photographers all the time.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 days ago
I mean they aren’t lions, but are you telling me that they’re tamer than house cats? Because I definitely wouldn’t trust a cheetah-sized house cat.
ThoGot@feddit.org 2 days ago
Depending on the individual I wouldn’t even trust a house cat-sized house cat
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They can be, depending on their temperament. They’re not large cats, they’re big small cats and they very much behave as such, they are behaviorally a lot more like a house cat than a lion. They are far more likely to avoid you than attack you if they’re not interested in getting your attention and the social ones can be very social.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Fun fact: cheetahs can purr and meow.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
b l e p
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 days ago
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wait, no, I think that’s leopards
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 days ago
You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Accurate.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 days ago
They meow as well.
theneverfox@pawb.social 2 days ago
Cheetahs aren’t dangerous, they’re big zoomy cats
Since they min-maxed for speed, they’re not very strong and don’t really fight for their food, they get bullied easily
miraclerandy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah, don’t they partner them with Rottweilers in zoos to keep them company? Just big dogs chillin with big cats
theneverfox@pawb.social 2 days ago
I think it’s golden retrievers, they’re basically required to keep them from getting an anxiety disorder
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Ah, the danger blep
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Sometimes I conjure up the delusion that having a big feline is doable if raised from birth because my little feline is such an adorable baby that she shows her belly to literally everyone she sees even when she’s never met them. But even this cute ball of fluff will dig her claws into my leg to avoid falling when she rolls over while napping on my lap. Imagine if those claws were 4 cm.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
They are too intimidated to attack you from the front, so they play nice
dumbass@piefed.social 3 days ago
Go on then, give it a Boop then!
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Easy - that’s the face they make right before they chomp your soft parts and eat you
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 2 days ago
They can taste the amount of pussy ass bitch you leave behind on the air.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fatal attraction.
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s just a big cat.
QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 3 days ago
The highly scientific term for this phenomenon is “blep.”
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Imagine your cat was big enough to rip your arm off at playtime. That’s why.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
touch it
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Inbreeding.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Just using its tongue to get some intestines out of its teeth.
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 days ago
A feral house cat of that size would hunt you down too. 🤩
KitschBitch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
o(≧▽≦)o
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
AWWWWWW
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they’re not hungry, otherwise they’ll eat you so they can be super chill again.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Me too bud, me too.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
We’re too big and too dangerous.
A cheetah would need to be very desperate to attack a human.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can confirm this. Cheetos ads taught me this. They really are super chill
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Apparently, Chester should be mascotting for Snickers