Submitted 1 day ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Am I just deceived? I think I might love him?
Gabe’s fleet of yatchs is worth about 1 billion (8 boats and a sub or two). The yearly maintenance cost is estimated to be between 100 to 150 million per year. He essentially taxes a whole industry and most gamers because the soft monopoly and collusion he has going on with Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo let’s him.
This is literally the definition of boot licking. Please try to think farther then the line his marketing team draws for you.
I obviously should’ve posted this to unpopularopinions. Still, you guys need to really slow down and enjoy your showers more, JESUS.
Do we get to keep his boats?
Okay, I hear you. But if you were a billionaire, wouldn’t YOU buy six boats? PLEASE try to lie and claim otherwise.
The fuck would I or anyone for that matter do with more than 1 boat? Honestly?
Is that boats inside of boats or completely seperate. I can’t see ore than 3. Spare boat and emergency boat in the off chance both are down.
There's a real easy way for him to not be eaten. Make sure he has no more than $999, 999,999 in his pocket when we get there
But that’s haaaaard.
You guys are much less understanding than I expected. Bleeding hearts, my ass…
Bleeding hearts always clot surprisingly fast when it comes to those they don’t like.
no
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Love cool ideas not companies!
Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Sorry, but they must all be eaten. There should be no billionaires.