DrFistington

@DrFistington@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italy says railways hit by 'serious sabotage' as Winter Olympics begin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet someone left a sofa on the tracks and Vance had everything shut down so he could fuck it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All my homies love grape shot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had this thought before. Like we’ve got dozens of ways to show insult or anger with a hand gesture, but no universal way to apologize with one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel announced plans to start making GPUs, challenging NVIDIA's dominance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck fucking things up like you always do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emotional Support From Social Media Found to Reduce Anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. The idea that anyone receives emotional support on social media is the funniest shit I’ve heard all decade

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had native-level fluency in a language, and don't talk in that language for a while, can you develop an accent later-on when trying to talk in that language again?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, mate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rich oppose clean energy because it is renewable. If clean energy became non renewable, or fossil fuels became renewable, they would no longer oppose a transition to clean energy technology⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It allows money to flow outside of the institutions they are heavily invested in. That’s why the rich don’t like renewables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US committee is reconsidering all vaccine recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, just keep in mind, this isn’t the advice their going to follow for themselves, or their own children. The ultimate goal is to make it so vaccinations are no longer ‘covered’ by insurance in America. Then pharma companies can charge insane amounts that only the rich can afford. They want you and your family to be sick, and poor so that you’re easier to control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone explain why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just because they don’t get paid enough to afford it in the first place, so it never develops as a habit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believing you will retire before you die now requires the same faith as believing in heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, what I’m saying is that you can’t really plan for retirement considering you could burn thru millions in medical care during the Medicaid gap., and medical care prices keep increasing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believing you will retire before you die now requires the same faith as believing in heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t live too long or get sick though, you’ll run out of money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believing you will retire before you die now requires the same faith as believing in heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why whenever some d****** Boomer asked me what my retirement plans are I just looked them in the eye and say homicide or suicide

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal for mothers to constantly talk to their children about their experience (particulary the part about their pain and suffering) of their pregnancy and giving birth?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to think today for most of human history, the women who were educated and well off enough to write about the pain of child birth were upper class white women who had never really undergone physical hardship.

  From my wife’s account, being pregnant is great, birth is fine except for the last 2-3 contractions, which are pretty rough. Then again she runs marathons for fun and it’s an OB gyn nurse, so she understands that having a baby is like any other extreme physical activity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Microsoft, How's it going?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It will falter, because in present state it’s a complete scam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do old people still remember their childhood? Do people just start losing their memories and their sense of self as they get older?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feel like this is entirely true. I have some memories that play out more like shorts, that have always been very clear and never change in detail. They’re just engraved there, some of them can be easily corroborated among multiple people and/or video footage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They build the pipeline for themselves, we won’t know about it or have access

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did they leak the DB to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Search AI hallucinations push Google to hire "AI Answers Quality" engineers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI is so amazing we just need to hire entire departments to make sure it isn’t completely full of shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If president abductions are something that can apparently just happen how come Putin or Kim Jong Un aren't in some foreign prison right now?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think Russia would really give a shit, or the US for that matter, at least not with their current ‘leaders’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warren Buffett officially retires as Berkshire Hathaway's CEO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now just fucking die already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being afraid of vaccines is literally childish behavior.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the correct term for adults who are afraid of them is ‘bitch baby’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spitting hot truth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Katy Perry is using a sexualized version of the Romulan uniform?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really don’t think she’s sexualizing that poor uniform

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia plans heavy cuts to GPU supply in early 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So the real question is… Once they’ve kicked the bubble into survival mode, how long before it collapses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The richest people in the world are morally bankrupt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep on justifying parasites, maybe you’ll become one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The richest people in the world are morally bankrupt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck ‘foundations’ their just methods of money laundering and trafficking funds.

  They would have helped far more people by paying their fair share in taxes. Oh, Bill Gates paid billions to try and help people in Africa? Great plan asshole, those people died from climate change related conflict, or they’ll die in the upcoming ww3. Oh, and Americans are now essentially slaves in a fascist Dictatorship, but go on about your fucking mosquito nets.

  95% tax rate on anything over $250 million for an individual. Period, regardless of source, and put a 5 million dollar surcharge on every private jet fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US residents get free entry to national parks on Trump's birthday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like it’s free to protest at national parks on King pedos spawning Day. I think I’ll take you up on the offer. I’ll make sure to bring plenty of extra insulin for any MAGAts stupid enough to show their faces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, a million dollar company? That’s like the bare fucking minimum to be a business with a physical location, and more than 2 people on your payroll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid ‘instability and fear’ in Trump’s economy, Americans are cutting holiday spending⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better yet. Just skip Christmas, and stop giving to your local church. Cut off funding to Trump’s main sources of grift