actionjbone

@actionjbone@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did Ukraine provoke Russia by building a dam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know two things to be true:

  1. Russia started the war.

  2. Your coworker is an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you read analog clocks to the exact minute? How do you do this quickly?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes time to get used to it, no pun intended. Everything is easier with practice.

  Those of us who grew up with analog clocks can read them at a glance. If you are new to them, it’ll probably take you a few months (or more) of daily use before you can tell time at a glance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By “Silicon Valley” I assume they mean the racist bastards running many big tech companies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not disagree, though I’m curious on your take of .COM since that has always had the same issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you get shadowbanned on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems you misunderstand the nature of the term “federation issue.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  Also, assume spherical potatoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't big-tech shut out non-monopoly laws by saying that it's meant to be like that on "their" product?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not everyone subscribes to “numbers go up lol” as the only indicator of success.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't big-tech shut out non-monopoly laws by saying that it's meant to be like that on "their" product?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only “failing” if you take a corporatist, America-centric view.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumference pop quiz!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a circumference pop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favourite and go-to gaming websites?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maxutmost.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO Says No $80 Games for Now: 'We're Not Looking to Make Any Changes at This Stage'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A broken asshole is still right twice a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for clarifying so I know to block you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are the research projects for long-term storage already deployed?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CHA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are the research projects for long-term storage already deployed?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. It’s called a stone tablet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Repairing Broken Sofa?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Legs” is right there in the name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it sexist to say "I've never worn a wet dress before"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about lying down, it’s about de-escalating.

  That can be a touchy subject, so a little bit of humility helps prevent hurt feelings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it sexist to say "I've never worn a wet dress before"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this exactly. She has context in mind that she didn’t communicate with you. She may not realize you don’t know her context.

  Best thing is to say something like, “I’m sorry for saying the thing you said was sexist. I’ll try to avoid making sexist remarks. But I’m not sure what was sexist about it, and I want to learn why so that I don’t do it again.”

  Whether or not you think you owe her an apology, starting like that may help prevent her from getting defensive. That way, you can have a clearer conversation about it.

  Whether or not it was actually sexist, she clearly had a reason for believing it was. And, agree or not, the reason is real to her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it called eating ass if you don't actually eat it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because “sucking ass” already means something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the equivalent of rose coloured glasses for always seeing something in a negative perspective?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard a therapist call it “shit-colored glasses.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything you know is wrong.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just then, the floating, disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started screaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dislike it when somebody says "so" and then pauses.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehhh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dislike it when somebody says "so" and then pauses.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two steam VR game keys up for grabs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way, as long as it’s painted in stripes. It has to be stripes, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two steam VR game keys up for grabs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear blue is the fastest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moving away from physical currency has been very detrimental to the homeless industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t you know? They’re assembled in factories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp rolls out AI-generated summaries for private messages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta wins artificial intelligence copyright case in blow to authors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, well, I could call my dick the Magnum Opus but that wouldn’t make it two feet long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if the idea of “life” and “intelligent life” is all relative?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you can define the word “prize,” we can discuss whether or not you receive one - or, in fact, if receiving one is even possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if the idea of “life” and “intelligent life” is all relative?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations, you have discovered philosophy.