Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As far as I can tell they still do.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
We’re certainly governed by them.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, I wish I didn’t believe in Donald Trump… He’s all too real.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Dinosaurs and Unix systems coexisted, I saw it in a documentary.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Coincidentally, 41% is also approximately Trump’s approval rating.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Jesus Christ, how is it so high?
40% approve, 56% disapprove.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And 41 is his IQ
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 1 month ago
*citation needed
Don’t get me wrong, I believe a whole lot of Americans believe this. But that’s a big number backed up by “they say”
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
OP included this
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is shitpost, but like… You all don’t really believe single polls to be representative of entire countries, right? We’re just shitposting, right?
…right…?
ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 1 month ago
i grew up in church, this is part of the curriculum
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I doubt it’s that high. They surveyed 1000 people over a decade ago to extrapolate that:
The poll surveyed 1000 adult Americans between June 15 and June 17, 2015, apparently on-line; the margin of error reported was plus/minus 4.4%. Further details of the polling methodology are not readily apparent.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
All I have to do is turn on their national news program to gauge just how dumb America is.
This is probably the reason why we haven’t had any alien contact from outer space. Aliens tune into our news networks, see just how stupid we are, especially Americans who are supposedly the wealthiest country and aliens just cringe, turn off the channel, place an intergalactic sign post just outside the orbit of Neptune warning everyone to stay away.
NovaSel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean…technically they did, and still do, since birds are technically dinosaurs, but context clued tell me that the people being talked about here didn’t have that in mind when answering the survey
skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Demographically, YouGov noted, “While most Americans who describe themselves as ‘born again’ (56%) believe that humans and dinosaurs once shared the planet, most Americans who do not describe themselves as born again (51%) think that they did not.”
This does not add up…
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Its one of those articles where you have stats that give you strokes.
I think it means 56% of born agains, and 51% of born onetimes
aviationeast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do crocodiles not count?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
no. they aren’t dinosaurs, as they branched out before.
however, all birds are descendants of dinosaurs, so humans did (and still do) live with dinosaurs
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’ve ridden an ostrich before.
I’m a Dino rider!
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ooooh you’re lucky my instance doesn’t allow downvoting
They’re good prehistoric dogs, Brunt
mdurell@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their brains aren’t big enough to count like you and me.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
:slow_clap:
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, about as many believed it was a good idea to vote for Trump, so it’s not surprising. Or just look how many believe Fox “News” is a reputable source of information…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Humans and dinosaurs living together” is a popular trope in entertainment. Surprise, surprise - repeatedly exposing people to this anachronism will lead people to believe the thing.
By comparison, a mere 6% of Americans doubt the Moon landing happened. When we’re constantly including Americans-visiting-the-moon tropes in our historical dramas and near future fictions, people get the answer correct far more often than not.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fun fact: T-Rex didn’t coexist with Stegasaurus. Movies lump all dinosaurs together like they all lived at the same time but they really didn’t. Many species came and went over the millions of years dinosaurs lived
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And the Brontosaurus isn’t real. It’s just an Apatosaurus with the wrong head.
bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
me, an intellectual picks up my Dino chicken nugget “Actually we still do” 🥸
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 1 month ago
How does this fit with the whole believing in God thing?
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
“Young Earth” Christians believe every word in the Bible is true. According to their calculations the Earth can’t be more than 6,000 years old. The idea that there was anything before that is anathema.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 month ago
Dinosaurs were made up by the deepstate, obviously?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Doesn’t this imply the 41% are atheists?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are extinct because they couldn’t fit on the ark
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I.e. 41% of Americans are completely useless and unqualified in the discourse about our society.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Be a lot cooler if we did
shittydwarf@piefed.social 1 month ago
PokerChips@programming.dev 1 month ago
What’s the Venn Diagram of this and MAGAs?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ever heard of Giotto?
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s ridiculous. We would make terrible roommates.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Coelacanth are still around, so kinda…
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they aren’t dinosaurs, however, birds exist so yes
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Well Thag Simmons obviously did.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
love me a good kfc😌
dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Primal” surely didn’t help…
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Akshually, modern birds are descended from dinosaurs, effectively making them dinosaurs themselves. So humans did, and still do, live with dinosaurs.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Little birds are so cute, until you watch them hunting for prey and imagine yourself at that scale.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Watched a chicken jumpkick a rat and the rat bleed to death. We are lucky the world isn’t full of cassowary.
mienshao@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Preach! And it’s not even “effectively,” birds are dinosaurs—full stop. They are avian dinosaurs.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
finally a version of this meme that makes proper sense, those two letters make all the difference
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I went to Australia and went with a tour group and the bus stopped. All of the cars were stopped on the road for some reason. The tour guide said “nobody get out of the vehicle!” Then I saw a velociraptor with a couple of baby velociraptors just walking down the side of the road.
I think they call them cassowaries, but if you see how they move, those things are goddamn velociraptors.
Dave@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
And only 41% believe it!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Not only that, but some countries are fully governed by dinosaurs. Ask me how I know…
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I suspect many survey respondents were right for the wrong reason, or vice-versa. I have two dinosaurs in my house right now.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
And once you’re done telling everyone a tomato is a fruit, the rest of us still aren’t going to put it in a fruit salad.
Don’t be pedantic, you know what they meant.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
being a fruit isn’t an indicator about what to do with it. are you putting cucumbers in fruit salads too?
god forbid you put a strawberry in the fruit salad, because that isn’t a fruit.
you’re the one being pedantic. birds are all dinosaurs, that is a scientific consensus.
that doesn’t mean that a pigeon will be the next monster in Jurassic world 8. but there are all dinosaurs.
same way humans are also primates and mammals and animals…
ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
checks the community this is posted in
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This and also Nessy