miss_demeanour

@miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had a truly inspired "showerthought"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That may be sew, but for all intensive purposes, you tried your best, irregardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they’re incontinent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Star Trek’ series beams into Hamilton⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  lol, ‘sketchy’ in Hamilton!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you wish a Happy Mother's Day to your friends who are mothers or just to those in your own family?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A few: my daughter, a special niece, my sister.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to juggle in the park?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this weird? Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Changes" is a song by American rapper 2Pac. It was recorded in 1992 before being remixed and released as a single from Shakur’s Greatest Hits compilation on October 13, 1998

  Changes" is a song by the English musician David Bowie from his 1971 album Hunky Dory. RCA Records then released it as a single from the album on 7 January 1972. 

  27 yrs vs 53 yrs…,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, yeah (oh)
  C’mon, c’mon

  I see no changes, wake up in the morning, and I ask myself
  Is life worth living, should I blast myself?
  I’m tired of bein’ poor, and even worse I’m black
  My stomach hurts, so I’m lookin’ for a purse to snatch
  Cops give a damn about a negro
  Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he’s a hero
  Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares
  One less hungry mouth on the welfare
  First, ship ‘em dope and let ‘em deal the brothers
  Give ‘em guns, step back, watch ‘em kill each other
  It’s time to fight back, that’s what Huey said
  Two shots in the dark, now Huey’s dead
  I got love for my brother, but we can never go nowhere
  Unless we share with each other
  We gotta start makin’ changes
  Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers
  And that’s how it’s supposed to be
  How can the devil take a brother, if he’s close to me?
  I’d love to go back to when we played as kids
  But things changed, and that’s the way it is

  Come on, come on
  That’s just the way it is (changes)
  Things will never be the same
  That’s just the way it is (that’s the way it is)
  Ooh, yeah
  Come on, come on
  That’s just the way it is
  Things will never be the same (never be the same)
  That’s just the way it is (way it is)
  Aww, yeah

  I see no changes, all I see is racist faces
  Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
  We under, I wonder what it takes to make this
  One better place, let’s erase the wasted
  Take the evil out the people, they’ll be acting right
  ‘Cause both black and white are smokin’ crack tonight
  And the only time we chill is when we kill each other
  It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
  And although it seems heaven sent
  We ain’t ready, to see a black president, uh
  It ain’t a secret, don’t conceal the fact
  The penitentiary’s packed, and it’s filled with blacks
  But some things will never change
  Try to show another way but you stayin’ in the dope game
  Now tell me, what’s a mother to do?
  Bein’ real don’t appeal to the brother in you
  You gotta operate the easy way
  I made a G today, but you made it in a sleazy way
  Sellin’ crack to the kid, I gotta get paid
  Well, hey, well, that’s the way it is

  Come on, come on
  That’s just the way it is (changes)
  Things will never be the same
  That’s just the way it is (that’s the way it is)
  Ooh, yeah
  Come on, come on
  That’s just the way it is
  Things will never be the same (never be the same)
  That’s just the way it is (way it is)
  Aww, yeah

  We gotta make a change
  It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes
  Let’s change the way we eat
  Let’s change the way we live
  And let’s change the way we treat each other
  You see, the old way wasn’t working
  So it’s on us to do what we gotta do, to survive

  And still I see no changes, can’t a brother get a little peace?
  It’s war on the streets and war in the Middle East
  Instead of war on poverty
  They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me
  And I ain’t never did a crime I ain’t have to do
  But now, I’m back with the facts givin’ 'em back to you
  Don’t let 'em jack you up, back you up
  Crack you up and pimps smack you up
  You gotta learn to hold your own
  They get jealous when they see ya, with your mobile phone
  But tell the cops, they can’t touch this
  I don’t trust this, when they try to rush, I bust this
  That’s the sound of my tool, you say it ain’t cool
  But mama didn’t raise no fool
  And as long as I stay black, I gotta stay strapped
  And I never get to lay back
  'Cause I always got to worry ‘bout the payback
  Some buck that I roughed up way back
  Comin’ back after all these years
  Rat-a-tat, tat, tat, tat, that’s the way it is

  That’s just the way it is
  Things will never be the same
  That’s just the way it is (way it is)
  Aww, yeah
  That’s just the way it is (the way it is, the way it is)
  Things will never be the same (you’re my brother, you’re my sister)
  That’s just the way it is
  Aww, yeah
  Some things will never change

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At some point, kids watching older cartoons will no longer understand why putting a thermometer under a desk lamp was a way to skip school.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How did that feel as a rectal thermometer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tariffs will hit US economy and raise prices, says Fed boss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will…?
  It’s already happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cucumbers taste like the white part of watermelons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watermelons are vegetables…
  …tomatoes are fruit…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know what's up with lemmy.zip?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In either 3.5 or 5.25 days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know what's up with lemmy.zip?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long Live The ‘Click of Doom’!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: If the frontpage constantly looks like the same 5 - 8 posts, try sorting by "Hot".⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orange flavored recession is superior to the DeMoNCRaTs!!!1!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve lost all my retirement savings, but I own the libs and stand with Trump.
  – maga

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell them about the wicked fart you released yesterday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says U.S. will 'get Greenland,' military force may not be needed but not ruled out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creator of HaveIBeenPwned Data Breach Site Falls for Phishing Email⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plays the ‘jetlagged’ card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tesla owners going from “Look at me!” to “Stop looking at me!” in the blink of an eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With every exhale, we're smelling the inside of our lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why peeps with bad breath and bo (often one and the same) don’t know. Nor do their fam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to exercise at home instead of gym?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  21 days to form a habit.
  2 days to unform it.

  Stick with what you’re doing for 6 weeks, then ask yourself this question again.
  There’s no wrong answer. They key is to keep doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you do if you encounter a skunk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Skunks spray as a last defence: they’re not going to run up to you and spray.
  Yell at it if you want, but a simple throat-clearing should be enough for them to flee. And don’t chase after it to verify your success.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And most will forget, the same way they forget to wash their hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if the Supreme Court sent a US Marshall to arrest a member of the executive branch?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You left out the part where the sultry bartender/innkeeper wants to fuck him, but he pretends he’s got issues and can’t, right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, with their knowledge of lighting, angles, and whatnot.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anatomically, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starlink is now accessible across the White House campus, which was already served by fiber cable, after service was “donated”, as some cite security concerns.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  President Musk making it feel more like home.
  Add 13 children of ambiguous parentage he can ignore, and snug as a bug!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you like to transfer large files between friends across the internet?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Swisstransfer

  Internetxt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mincemeat Pie Begs To Differ

  Nowadays you may not find meat, but ‘authentic’ could still include suet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would "banning encryption" even work in practise?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ban encryption, only criminals will have it. It’s a revolver…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brother Says It Was Falsely Accused Of Bricking Printers That Use Cheaper Third-Party Ink Cartridges⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Problem of course, is that 100 people see the lie (most believe the first thing they hear even if false), then 15 see the truth, and 10 believe it.