miss_demeanour
@miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on At some point, kids watching older cartoons will no longer understand why putting a thermometer under a desk lamp was a way to skip school. 4 days ago:
How did that feel as a rectal thermometer?
- Comment on Tariffs will hit US economy and raise prices, says Fed boss 2 weeks ago:
Will…?
It’s already happening. - Comment on Cucumbers taste like the white part of watermelons 2 weeks ago:
Watermelons are vegetables…
…tomatoes are fruit… - Comment on Does anyone know what's up with lemmy.zip? 2 weeks ago:
In either 3.5 or 5.25 days.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's up with lemmy.zip? 2 weeks ago:
Long Live The ‘Click of Doom’!
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- Comment on YSK: If the frontpage constantly looks like the same 5 - 8 posts, try sorting by "Hot". 2 weeks ago:
This is the way.
- Comment on Orange flavored recession is superior to the DeMoNCRaTs!!!1!1!! 3 weeks ago:
I’ve lost all my retirement savings, but I own the libs and stand with Trump.
– maga - Comment on How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life? 3 weeks ago:
Tell them about the wicked fart you released yesterday.
- Comment on Trump says U.S. will 'get Greenland,' military force may not be needed but not ruled out 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Creator of HaveIBeenPwned Data Breach Site Falls for Phishing Email 4 weeks ago:
Plays the ‘jetlagged’ card.
- Comment on Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately. 5 weeks ago:
Tesla owners going from “Look at me!” to “Stop looking at me!” in the blink of an eye.
- Comment on With every exhale, we're smelling the inside of our lungs. 5 weeks ago:
Which is why peeps with bad breath and bo (often one and the same) don’t know. Nor do their fam.
- Comment on Good to exercise at home instead of gym? 5 weeks ago:
21 days to form a habit.
2 days to unform it.Stick with what you’re doing for 6 weeks, then ask yourself this question again.
There’s no wrong answer. They key is to keep doing it. - Comment on What do you do if you encounter a skunk? 5 weeks ago:
Skunks spray as a last defence: they’re not going to run up to you and spray.
Yell at it if you want, but a simple throat-clearing should be enough for them to flee. And don’t chase after it to verify your success. - Comment on It's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it. 1 month ago:
And most will forget, the same way they forget to wash their hands.
- Comment on What would happen if the Supreme Court sent a US Marshall to arrest a member of the executive branch? 1 month ago:
You left out the part where the sultry bartender/innkeeper wants to fuck him, but he pretends he’s got issues and can’t, right now.
- Comment on I bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, with their knowledge of lighting, angles, and whatnot. 1 month ago:
Anatomically, too.
- Comment on Starlink is now accessible across the White House campus, which was already served by fiber cable, after service was “donated”, as some cite security concerns. 1 month ago:
President Musk making it feel more like home.
Add 13 children of ambiguous parentage he can ignore, and snug as a bug! - Comment on How do you like to transfer large files between friends across the internet? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Meat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross. 1 month ago:
Nowadays you may not find meat, but ‘authentic’ could still include suet.
- Comment on How would "banning encryption" even work in practise? 1 month ago:
If you ban encryption, only criminals will have it. It’s a revolver…
- Comment on Brother Says It Was Falsely Accused Of Bricking Printers That Use Cheaper Third-Party Ink Cartridges 1 month ago:
Problem of course, is that 100 people see the lie (most believe the first thing they hear even if false), then 15 see the truth, and 10 believe it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’s weird she’s talking to you as if she were your
momolder sister. - Comment on Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail 1 month ago:
As long as children keep dying from measles, this is a wonderful distraction!
- Comment on Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday? 1 month ago:
The Polish Partier.
- Comment on Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday? 1 month ago:
Often followed by, “I said that?”
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 1 month ago:
No.
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 1 month ago:
So, if it’s left?
- Comment on Digg founder Kevin Rose and Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian buy Digg for an undisclosed sum from Money Group, aiming to focus on “connection and humanity” online. 1 month ago:
Slashdot crashed and burned during its ‘beta’ phase and never fully recovered - ‘partially’-recovered would be generous, at best. Cowboy Neal ate Natalie Portman’s grits - insensitive clod.
