ThatGuy46475
@ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
- Comment on Based on a true story 1 day ago:
And if your handicap is the vision test you’re just stuck
- Comment on What kind of CAPTCHA is this? 2 days ago:
Hopefully a Rick roll
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 3 days ago:
Can’t are
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 days ago:
7.5 because I never checked if the outdoor music was from a boom box or not
- Comment on Thanks reddit, very helpful. 5 days ago:
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don’t want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn’t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister’s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying that I’m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I’ve ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Everyone is too afraid to break the norm, it’s easy to go along with everyone being naked but if you’re the first to break tradition you get ogled
- Comment on Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that. 1 week ago:
Going out is one of those things that tv makes look more fun than it is
- Comment on Great Advice 1 week ago:
I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 1 week ago:
There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 1 week ago:
Sandy eggo
- Comment on Why am I like this? 1 week ago:
Sounds like an album title
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 2 weeks ago:
POV: you just realized an app can send you $100 whenever you need it.
- Comment on Don't forget to readjust it's position in your pants 3 weeks ago:
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight saving time
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 4 weeks ago:
Reddit sets the threshold for violent content really low. At one point someone asked if a prisoner who is medically revived from the dead has served their life sentence, I answered that you have to be irrevocably dead, and admins said that promoted or glorified violence. I made no mention of violence whatsoever, nothing I said encouraged violence in any way, and somehow even on appeal they didn’t realize how ridiculous that was.
- Comment on Bawitdaba 5 weeks ago:
Why can’t good people make interesting music
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 5 weeks ago:
Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition
- Comment on 🪨 Rock on 🪨 5 weeks ago:
If there’s one thing video games have taught me it’s that once you’ve completed everything it stops being fun
- Comment on Chad rule 5 weeks ago:
Even fitness models only look like that on the day of the photo shoot, it isn’t healthy
- Comment on BRASSICAS 5 weeks ago:
Does this mean I can put mustard on things instead of eating all these vegetables?
- Comment on The science is divided 5 weeks ago:
It’s not circular reasoning, it’s a step of mathematical induction. First you show that something is true for a set of 1, then you show that if it’s true for a set of n it is also true for a set of n+1.
- Comment on Until things are brighter, I'm the man in black 5 weeks ago:
Slightly darker black
- Comment on place yer bets 1 month ago:
Just needs a world card
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 1 month ago:
How can it even be profitable for a business to charge $2 for enough individual service to be tip worthy
- Comment on Haircut 1 month ago:
He was born to play in a western that’s what everybody said and what gave them that impression was his fleshy cowboy head
- Comment on aww man here we goo... 1 month ago:
It is “is.” What is? It is “is.”
- Comment on my version is better 1 month ago:
Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get the show on, get laid
- Comment on Google officially changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on Maps 1 month ago:
Cuba
United States
Mexico
Gulf of C.U.M.
- Comment on Best Buy Store 1 month ago:
How are you guys seeing the picture clear enough to read
- Comment on Is there any way I can realistically send a message to Donald Trump and have him read it? 1 month ago:
John Oliver did that at the start of his first term
- Comment on Is there any way I can realistically send a message to Donald Trump and have him read it? 1 month ago:
John Oliver put commercials on Fox News