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  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.

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    • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      We’d call it getting green pilled

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.

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    • steve@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re already pretty shitty

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So it’s a fitting end

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Done

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life but really just a few. I was driven mad years ago so not to worry that ship has sailed

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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

    Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

    There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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    • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone’s health.

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      • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it’s a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it’s riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don’t want in your bloodstream. If it’s an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.

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      • Predalien@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.

      It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.

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      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn’t say that it’s necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you’re making a solid case here…

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      • qupada@fedia.io ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.

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    • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries

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      • wdx@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        turn the kidnappers into poo

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      • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Turn the box into poop! Turn all kidnappers to poop!

        That’s a good point. Idk you would probably have to have a robust security detail. Which you can afford, or probably again twist the arm of America to provide for you at taxpayer expense. 🙂 All things are negotiable.

        You can do so much good with that power, you’d be one of the best people to exist ever in the history of mankind. You’d simply have to use that power. For good.

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    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We already have lemmy.ca/post/865320

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  • Ravi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.

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    • MrMcGasion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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      • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

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      • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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      • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Black pill’s gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication Image

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse

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    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Eat a bunch of apple seeds

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      • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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      • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.

    I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Neurotypical pill pls

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    blue all the way

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So what, like 10 grams?

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick.

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  • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need that unretard for sure!

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Green. What’s the range?

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would turn every star to poo

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    • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      enough poo = black hole

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?

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  • harfang@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yellow yellow yellow !

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  • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Orange and Purple for sure.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one’s palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
      This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well, now I know what I’m buying everyone for Christmas

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  • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Green, I’d turn trump into poo

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  • Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll have uhhhh…

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    blue :3

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i already got green gimme orange

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill

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  • Winter_Oven@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Orange and black

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm… think… Uhhh… Hm.

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