I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
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Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.
steve@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
They’re already pretty shitty
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
So it’s a fitting end
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Done
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life but really just a few. I was driven mad years ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone’s health.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it’s a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it’s riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don’t want in your bloodstream. If it’s an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
Predalien@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 23 hours ago
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn’t say that it’s necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
blarghly@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you’re making a solid case here…
qupada@fedia.io 20 hours ago
If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 23 hours ago
Turn the box into poop! Turn all kidnappers to poop!
That’s a good point. Idk you would probably have to have a robust security detail. Which you can afford, or probably again twist the arm of America to provide for you at taxpayer expense. 🙂 All things are negotiable.
You can do so much good with that power, you’d be one of the best people to exist ever in the history of mankind. You’d simply have to use that power. For good.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
We already have lemmy.ca/post/865320
Ravi@feddit.org 1 day ago
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
frog@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards
python@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Eat a bunch of apple seeds
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???
AreaKode@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)
Mac@mander.xyz 22 hours ago
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Neurotypical pill pls
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Etterra@discuss.online 11 hours ago
So what, like 10 grams?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I need that unretard for sure!
Etterra@discuss.online 11 hours ago
Green. What’s the range?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I would turn every star to poo
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
enough poo = black hole
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?
harfang@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Yellow yellow yellow !
Angelusz@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Orange and Purple for sure.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 22 hours ago
How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?
filcuk@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one’s palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
Well, now I know what I’m buying everyone for Christmas
lena@gregtech.eu 1 day ago
Green, I’d turn trump into poo
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’ll have uhhhh…
Una@europe.pub 1 day ago
blue :3
rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
i already got green gimme orange
individual@toast.ooo 1 day ago
I don’t understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 1 day ago
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Orange and black
Johanno@feddit.org 1 day ago
Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm… think… Uhhh… Hm.
Geodad@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
We’d call it getting green pilled