I’ll take two unretard.
choice
Submitted 6 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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InnerScientist@lemmy.world 6 months ago
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it’s the former, don’t we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
Geodad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
We’d call it getting green pilled
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
harfang@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Yellow yellow yellow !
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ll have uhhhh…
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Nothing changes.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.
steve@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
They’re already pretty shitty
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So it’s a fitting end
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Done
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life but really just a few. I was driven mad years ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I need that unretard for sure!
Etterra@discuss.online 6 months ago
Green. What’s the range?
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Your colon
Angelusz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Orange and Purple for sure.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 6 months ago
So what, like 10 grams?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 months ago
depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
i already got green gimme orange
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 months ago
How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?
filcuk@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one’s palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Well, now I know what I’m buying everyone for Christmas
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Neurotypical pill pls
Mac@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
individual@toast.ooo 6 months ago
I don’t understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill
Johanno@feddit.org 6 months ago
Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone’s health.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
Probably improve. Not immediately, and don’t go shoveling it into your mouth, but enough of the poop would have to be treated via simple exposure or a sewage plant.
City people tend to not really understand poop, waste management…give poop enough time, and a little care, it’s fertilizer. Where I live, some of the soils are very very black. Very rich & fertile. It’s the best soil. But what created that rich soil?
It was poop. Poop, pee, rotting biological lifeforms. It was poop, it no longer is poop, I bought this book a year & a half ago that details how to safely turn your own poop into sterile soil. There are many different methods, web search it.
I enjoy the benefits of society & modern plumbing, septic…but if/when everything breaks down…I want a good outhouse. I don’t want to be sitting around like an idiot wondering, “Where does my poo-poo go without 1.4 gallons of water per flush? 🤔”
Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it’s a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it’s riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don’t want in your bloodstream. If it’s an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
Predalien@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
sausager@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do trump next please
blarghly@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you’re making a solid case here…
qupada@fedia.io 6 months ago
If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 months ago
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn’t say that it’s necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
Turn the box into poop! Turn all kidnappers to poop!
That’s a good point. Idk you would probably have to have a robust security detail. Which you can afford, or probably again twist the arm of America to provide for you at taxpayer expense. 🙂 All things are negotiable.
You can do so much good with that power, you’d be one of the best people to exist ever in the history of mankind. You’d simply have to use that power. For good.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
We already have lemmy.ca/post/865320
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick.
python@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 months ago
Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm… think… Uhhh… Hm.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???
AreaKode@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)
lena@gregtech.eu 6 months ago
Green, I’d turn trump into poo
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 months ago
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Orange and black
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?
Aeri@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.