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• Ravi@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.

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  • MrMcGasion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo

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    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  blue :3

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would turn every star to poo

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  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    enough poo = black hole

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.

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    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eat a bunch of apple seeds

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