DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
PSA
Submitted 6 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Imhotep@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I can do whatever I want >:(
bomberesque@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
eventually yeah. that’s called general tzo’s dickin
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 months ago
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Too late, please advise.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
mmm i need lumpia
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Hupf@feddit.org 6 months ago
Forbidden suppository
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 months ago
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
Somebody else’s buthole,
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 months ago
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 months ago
Too fucking late Doc, I’m farting essence of fried cabbage and cat meat until Thanksgiving’s giving.
pandore@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
We should tell this to RJK Jr, he said to not listen at experts.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn’t find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.
The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying “Do not insert in rectum.”
So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn’t resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.
plyth@feddit.org 6 months ago
Worse, he sued and was rewarded some form of compensation because some judge agreed that it is not obvious that pool noodles shouldn’t stuck up an ass.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Honestly, what right-thinking, red-blooded man doesn’t look at a pool noodle and go “You know what?”
MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
well shit.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
davidagain@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that’s ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that’s still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.
If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
MTK@lemmy.world 6 months ago
IT IS MY RIGHT!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
You have a right and a left butthole?
MTK@lemmy.world 6 months ago
🫦
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
What about egg rolls?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What about lumpia? Asking for a friend
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
those are to work your way up to spring rolls which are to work your way up to egg rolls, according to my kinky laotian friend
0ops@piefed.zip 6 months ago
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Welp, there go my weekend plans
Bucky@okaythen.lol 6 months ago
Are egg rolls still fair game though?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Why wouldn’t they be?
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
Hmmmm, leftovers!
Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
DrCake@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There go my weekend plans
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 months ago
What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?
Sergio@piefed.social 6 months ago
cylinder.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 months ago
lol that’s what I thought of too when I wrote that.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Lest I checked, this was a free country