Literally 1984
PSA
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Void@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
First they came for the spring rolls…
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Then I came for the spring rolls
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
They also came for frozen potatoes
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Funniest meme of the day.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
simplejack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No i have an eating disorder.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
My spring rolls, my choice.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Forbidden suppository
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Too late, please advise.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
mmm i need lumpia
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
MudMan@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard ot argue that it's bad advice.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Other people in the restaurant?
Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?
One to many springs in my bum?
scytale@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.
Bucky@okaythen.lol 3 weeks ago
Are egg rolls still fair game though?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why wouldn’t they be?
0ops@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that’s ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that’s still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.
If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What about egg rolls?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Health and safety gone mad
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I can do whatever I want >:(
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Somebody else’s buthole,
Imhotep@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn’t find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.
The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying “Do not insert in rectum.”
So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn’t resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.
plyth@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Worse, he sued and was rewarded some form of compensation because some judge agreed that it is not obvious that pool noodles shouldn’t stuck up an ass.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Honestly, what right-thinking, red-blooded man doesn’t look at a pool noodle and go “You know what?”
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Hmmmm, leftovers!
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
AI or Stupid humans?
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
baggins@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What is the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
buycurious@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get your hands off my
penisanus!ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
httperror418@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is democracy manifest!