PSA

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about don’t put anything in your Anusara unless it was specifically designed to go there

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    designed by who? some god? a scientist? the hillfolk committee for ethics and morality to buttholes and butthole alternatives?

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  • Pazuzu@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where’s the fun in that?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just … just don’t double dip

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?

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  • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No i have an eating disorder.

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Funniest meme of the day.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  AI or Stupid humans?

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My spring rolls, my choice.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢

      (Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)

      [DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

  They try to be a pain in the ass to keep the country safe!

  (Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• MudMan@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard ot argue that it's bad advice.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Other people in the restaurant?

    Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?

    One to many springs in my bum?

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• Void@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First they came for the spring rolls…

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then I came for the spring rolls

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

      Way ahead of you.

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    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They also came for frozen potatoes

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• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Health and safety gone mad

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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  • httperror418@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is democracy manifest!

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.

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  • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.

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    • buycurious@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Get your hands off my penis anus!

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally 1984

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).

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