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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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      • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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  • ComradeMiao@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speaking Khitan would actually be really cool for my field

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I for one shall use my newfound toaster-kinesis for evil.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If there’s no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn’t really make a difference

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thoughts exactly. Flying unlocked

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world ‘blink’ ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.

      Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just ‘blink’ up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, etc.

      Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Forget combat, how many times have you nearly missed slipping and falling while climbing stairs because of imperfect foot placement?
        Well, for when you actually and up being in a bad enough position to slip, you get to save yourself, positioned perfectly for the next stride.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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      • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes but they all cancel each other out leaving you unmoving.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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      • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No you just immerse in the wall for a femtosecond.

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or across an 8" ocean.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If abusable the look 10 hours younger one could be sick to go along with this.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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    • 8000gnat@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

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      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thought exactly. You know immediately if it’s empty

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    #7 Can instantly see inside any empty container

    Everyone that watches Love Island and won’t shut up about it are now transparent

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Buddhist monk mediating: I am but an empty vessel.

      You: Bro, you had rice for lunch.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Einstein can’t run at all. He died years ago.

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, it’s all relative.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depending on if 3 has a cool down or energy cost, that’s probably the one.

    Also they missed: 10. Milk

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is the 7 inches absolute, or distance apart? As in, could I teleport past a 7 inch thick wall, or just 7 inches from my current position? If I could get through the wall, that miiight be more abusable. Otherwise totally the gravel. Even if it doesn’t magically appear, gravel is useful for all sorts of stuff. Especially if you get to pick what type/grading/etc each load is like with purchased gravel. That’d be really useful.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll take 7 for sure. 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

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    • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Doctor, please help me! I have a terrible pain in my side.”

      “It’s just gas. Trust me.”

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The empty part is probably more necessary to define.

      You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum

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      • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or being able to see everything because matter is mostly made of empty space

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teleport how often?

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  • brap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

    Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

    Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

    Gravel.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The bonus is just how I kill people in minecraft.

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    • oplkill@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You will have free grave in north Korea

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t want to deal with people tho

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear

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      • TheseusNow@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What if it can’t change to paid gravel? Like you try to sell it and people are like if it was free I’d take it, but I won’t pay for that.

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      • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Built a greenhouse with a gravel foundation this summer. Doesn’t matter if I have to move it. Free gravel is useful.

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Still a free product. Normally gravel traders have to purchase the gravel, move it and sell it. Now you just have to move and sell it. Massive profits. Transport fees are for the customer too, so basically free as well.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.

    TP can be abused pretty easy if there’s no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.

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