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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).

    So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick.

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Here, have some unsolitised tits and boobys
      OIP.YwA_KFIKSzEnaKokBxYZ-AHaHa
      OIP.0QMfZtr7hYGgtXZG5GF6ZgHaE8

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      • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Those are some nice tits and boobys.

        Looking at them really makes my

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Woah woah woah! At least post some SFW Boobies!

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!

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    • waz@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We kind of do have a pronunciation of ü The cornish town Bude, would be pronounced by locals as “Büd” It’s how I explained to my kids how to handle umlaut words, if it was the English word “lane“ imagine it’s spelled ‘laen’ and then get rid of the e to make ‘län’. It’s rare but some English words still use æ as a sound not a pair of letters. Spelæological for caving for instance. Often simplified to speleological.

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      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I feel like it’s easier to tell English speakers to make an “eee” sound with their lips and then pronounce the vowel in question (ä, ö, ü) with the rest of their mouth (at least that’s how we do it in choral German).

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This felt like hearing one of those hardcore grannies dropping a truth bomb on their spoilt grandchild in public, and all people in a 10m radius shut up and start thinking if it also applies to them.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    … reply pls

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rufus!

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  • Ougie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That career bragging tho… Girl that’s a red flag

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    • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, this seems like an excuse to brag more than anything. Men are gross, but all the extra made me think that dick picks weren’t the point of this post.

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      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.

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    • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t agree. To me, it helps to emphasize the ridiculousness of coming in swinging with a dick pic instead of starting an actual human conversation and acknowledging that the person you’re talking to deserves respect and has more going on than a hole for you to stick something in.

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      • Ougie@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That goes without saying. But to be clear, we don’t know the dick pick timing. Also I think that regardless of the vulgarity and the obvious stupidity of sending your meat to a person who didn’t ask for it, there is something positive to be found in any expression of desire towards oneself no matter how crude and idiotic.

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      💯 secretly she loves the dick pics

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I sent you my penis pls respond

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        fool, it’s mine now

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      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

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      • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.

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  • HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never sent a dick pic and I don’t know if my anxiety/insecurity would allow me to send one even if it was requested.

    I can’t fathom just anonymously sending one without being asked for it.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve gotten some on Discord. Men don’t send dick pics to show off, they show them to harass. I only get them from people I’m not paying attention to. Like if someone messages me and I stop messaging back that’s typically when I get them. You can’t fathom doing it because you’re (hopefully lol) not someone who would sexually harass people. They don’t feel shame for doing it. To them, getting any sort of reaction to it is the goal.

      PSA: When you get unsolicited dick pics, block and report. Don’t respond. Don’t reward their behavior. If you’d like to go on some crusade to tell their mother (I’ve seen some people do that lol) that’s another topic, but never reply to them directly by saying anything.

      It sounds like my experience is a little different from this woman’s though, I typically get them after I stop answering. I haven’t ever gotten one in the first message. But the “uh, hello??” part tracks with what I’ve seen. It’s attention seeking behavior.

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    • Flagg76@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Me neither I did it once after she pretty much threatened to strangle me if I didn’t. 🤣 And yes we still have contact to this day.

      But I will never send one unsolicited, it’s so fucking weird, it’s the same as the flashers in the park, what 30 years ago, dumb fucks with no common sense or decency.

      And it is so useless, I mean the woman that would like it I wouldn’t like, and the woman I would like will hate it. So there is nothing to gain unless you have a really low bar.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So, you’re not sending noods then?

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I do like to send noods (recipe is adding salt & herbs to the noodle water, then adding cheese to herb noodles)
      IMG_20250715_110456

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      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s hot.

        For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.

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      • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Damn, those noods are practcally naked! Come to think of it, it’s that they are not quite naked that makes them so hot.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        salted noodle water? well look at mr. fucking gourmet over here, sheesh

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  • hobata@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is she whinging or bragging?

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      both.

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    • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How do you whinge?

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      • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They say whinge in Britain for wine

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.

    marybatessciencewriter.com/…/the-creature-feature…

    How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?

    Look for the dik-dik dick

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    • ODuffer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dik-diks are tiny…

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      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        With a prehensile nose. And fangs. And smelly glands.

        And yes, so tiny they would probably roll coal in a lifted truck

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I don’t get it. Trekkies make good campus escorts?

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Send them a random dick pic back.

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  • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t see the relevance of her day job here?

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      While I agree with the fact that this kind of behaviour [i.e. randomly “hanging brain” (my new favourite idiom), unsolicited, in someone’s DMs] is SO many shades of shitty in whichever context it happens, in this case in particular it really does work for building up context and highlighting the dichotomy between the type of people who send dick pics and the type of people they sometimes reach.

      As a bottom line, it should serve as a good enough cautionary tale about keeping one’s damned junk in their pants unless someone wants to see it, because one’ll most likely end up looking like an utter asshole while also potentially ruining someone else’s mood for literally no good reason whatsoever.

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      • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So apparently if you aren’t a fucking scientist, then dick pics are okay to send to you.

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    • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s just painting a picture. The story could just as easily been putting together a family dinner and focusing on what everyone’s preferences that you’ve learned over the years. Or something more Lemmy based would be dealing with a production issue as a developer and then BAM dick pic.

      It’s just story telling to me.

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    • Tiger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Plot twist, some of guys sending might also be similarly educated and employed at her level, but still will exhibit the Neanderthal brain on occasion.

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    • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      skill issue

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  • moopet@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fermented omelet

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  • aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.

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    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      rip ur inbox

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    • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You probably attract high quality men

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    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      over the many years I have been online, I have received 100s of unsolicited dick picks. I am a guy, and straight. meh, just letting me know to block them I guess.

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Maybe your username has something to do with it

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    • ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wow you are a girl and you’ve next got one? All of my female friends get them constantly.

      What I get a lot is “young girls” saying they’re sooo interested in me. With profiles that were just created. I’m sure they’re actually a hairy guy named Pyotr.

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  • ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can imagine that! I’m sorry it’s so common there 😔

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As gross as it is, the people sending dick pics aren’t looking for your approval, it’s a numbers game. If you’re confident enough to hang that dong, someone is gonna be interested. Like I said it’s gross but they don’t do it because it doesn’t work, you catch a fish with enough throws

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    • sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If they did that irl they would most likely get arrested in most countries so it’s kinda fucked up that they think it’s still fine to do online

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We know why they do it. That doesn’t make it any less appropriate. These guys don’t care who they make uncomfortable in their quest for validation. It’s like a kid that throws a fit to gain attention, uncaring about who they might hurt in the process. Except unlike a developing child, these men should be mature enough to know better.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So why would they get mad of someone doesn’t react? The people asking me to help them get their 50 trillion dollar inheritance out of the country don’t seem to mind when I don’t reply.

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    • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Does it ever work at all? even 1 in a million times seems too many to me.

      I’ve only known of that working in Grindr or sites like that where thirsty population is high, and where most people are seeking for that. But in normal social media I wouldn’t expect to ever work, at all.

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    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It is. But the reality of those sites is that for a guy the vast majority of your messages will never be read. You are shouting at the void and hoping for the best. This does not incentivize taking the time and psychological investment to write thoughtful messages, because you will send comparatively few and the lack of response is harder to deal with when you’re more invested. It incentivizes sending the quickest messages that you care about the least to as many as possible. The guy didn’t send her a dick pic, he sent every woman in a 50 mile radius the same dick pic hoping that with enough sheer volume he’ll get a response.

      It’s basically spam that wants to fuck you, because non-spam options don’t get you anywhere.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why don’t you please tell us how you really feel?
    The burn is so hot, it’s gonna cost several thousand in ER fees.

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  • rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would gladly send a dik pic of my own, provided she appreciates diminutive mammalian ruminants.

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t understand the reasoning behind it. Do they think women like that? What’s the success rate? Are women just scrolling when all of a sudden they see a dick pic and are like “wtf I’m so horny now”.

    Or they just think if they see tits it makes them horny so women MUST be the same way? If so I feel like it’s been well established that isn’t the case…

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  • kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Obligatory Tom Cardy

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  • godlessworm@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i agree with them about men but the rest of this tumbl or whatever the posts on tumblr are called is giving sheldon

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Psh, amateurs.

    You gotta send multiple dick pics.

    When I really like someone, I let them see my big dick.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    r/iamverysmart

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Couldn’t imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about “short” comings.

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  • leave_it_blank@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This genuinely made me laugh!

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  • ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Umm technically by ignoring them she is the opposite of a slut. Just saying.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts. I’m very slutty myself.

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what app?

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  • doctorspike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got any DOIs to share? I’d like to read about some bioreactors and polymer physics.

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