Why don’t you please tell us how you really feel?
The burn is so hot, it’s gonna cost several thousand in ER fees.
Dik Piks
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Comments
niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 months ago
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Send them a random dick pic back.
hobata@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Is she whinging or bragging?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 months ago
both.
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How do you whinge?
DancingBear@midwest.social 8 months ago
They say whinge in Britain for wine
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve never sent a dick pic and I don’t know if my anxiety/insecurity would allow me to send one even if it was requested.
I can’t fathom just anonymously sending one without being asked for it.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
I’ve gotten some on Discord. Men don’t send dick pics to show off, they show them to harass. I only get them from people I’m not paying attention to. Like if someone messages me and I stop messaging back that’s typically when I get them. You can’t fathom doing it because you’re (hopefully lol) not someone who would sexually harass people. They don’t feel shame for doing it. To them, getting any sort of reaction to it is the goal.
PSA: When you get unsolicited dick pics, block and report. Don’t respond. Don’t reward their behavior. If you’d like to go on some crusade to tell their mother (I’ve seen some people do that lol) that’s another topic, but never reply to them directly by saying anything.
It sounds like my experience is a little different from this woman’s though, I typically get them after I stop answering. I haven’t ever gotten one in the first message. But the “uh, hello??” part tracks with what I’ve seen. It’s attention seeking behavior.
Flagg76@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Me neither I did it once after she pretty much threatened to strangle me if I didn’t. 🤣 And yes we still have contact to this day.
But I will never send one unsolicited, it’s so fucking weird, it’s the same as the flashers in the park, what 30 years ago, dumb fucks with no common sense or decency.
And it is so useless, I mean the woman that would like it I wouldn’t like, and the woman I would like will hate it. So there is nothing to gain unless you have a really low bar.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can’t understand the reasoning behind it. Do they think women like that? What’s the success rate? Are women just scrolling when all of a sudden they see a dick pic and are like “wtf I’m so horny now”.
Or they just think if they see tits it makes them horny so women MUST be the same way? If so I feel like it’s been well established that isn’t the case…
Auth@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve never sent one, because anxiety n stuff. But from talking to the few of my friends that do it works quite often on tinder. They basically treat tinder and and instant hookup app. The flow is basically swipe > wanna hook up here’s what i got? > ok come over.
My friend says works 100% of the time on fat women and 15% of the time on the rest. Which is enough to always have a few girls to call over at any time.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 8 months ago
There so much misogyny oozing out of your comment, I think I’ll go disinfect my screen now.
Hope your friend gets convicted for sending unsolicited explicit content 👍
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A picture is worth a thousand words
“Hi I am…I am looking for sex”
If you are using a dating website and actually trying. You’d look at a profile, read their bio, and then send a message that had something to do with their bio. (Could also comment on pictures)
But it is a numbers game to an extent and most messages sent will never see a reply.
So what is the least effort highest reward thing to send first? Private picture.
They are hoping that the person opens it and it catches their eye.
If their first thought is to send a private picture, they are not really looking for small talk. So it has the added bonus of weeding out non-sexual people.
It’s no risk, high reward
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Or they just think if they see tits it makes them horny so women MUST be the same way?
This one. The problem is that by the time 90% of the hetro cis male population of one generation has figured this out, a new generation of teen hetro cis males are right behind them. A better sex education class would cover this.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 months ago
the principle equivalent exchange.
they think if dick pic is send vag/boob pic will be the response
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
It’s probably a mix of throwing shit at the fan, power dynamics, the thrill of the taboo and probably a little bit of a humiliation fetish. It’s never about the receiver. It’s an aggressive act.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
You drastically overestimate the share of people’s impulses that come from rational thinking, and fail to account for the fact that humans are rationalized beings, not rational beings. That means, people are emotionally first, and secondarily taught to act somewhat rational.
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 8 months ago
Couldn’t imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about “short” comings.
huf@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 8 months ago
This won my Guffaw of the Day Award.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Umm technically by ignoring them she is the opposite of a slut. Just saying.
Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts. I’m very slutty myself.
doctorspike@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Got any DOIs to share? I’d like to read about some bioreactors and polymer physics.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 months ago
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You might like this (if you’re not already familiar with this masterpiece) youtu.be/_-BjC1GHwPY
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
There’s a Dick van Dyke joke in here somewhere.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 months ago
Gotta be a Tricky Dick.
Ougie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That career bragging tho… Girl that’s a red flag
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t agree. To me, it helps to emphasize the ridiculousness of coming in swinging with a dick pic instead of starting an actual human conversation and acknowledging that the person you’re talking to deserves respect and has more going on than a hole for you to stick something in.
Ougie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That goes without saying. But to be clear, we don’t know the dick pick timing. Also I think that regardless of the vulgarity and the obvious stupidity of sending your meat to a person who didn’t ask for it, there is something positive to be found in any expression of desire towards oneself no matter how crude and idiotic.
Lightor@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, this seems like an excuse to brag more than anything. Men are gross, but all the extra made me think that dick picks weren’t the point of this post.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 months ago
I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
💯 secretly she loves the dick pics
rekabis@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I would gladly send a dik pic of my own, provided she appreciates diminutive mammalian ruminants.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
OMG such dorky little elks. I love them
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
This is amazing! Thanks!
aceshigh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Wow you are a girl and you’ve next got one? All of my female friends get them constantly.
What I get a lot is “young girls” saying they’re sooo interested in me. With profiles that were just created. I’m sure they’re actually a hairy guy named Pyotr.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
over the many years I have been online, I have received 100s of unsolicited dick picks. I am a guy, and straight. meh, just letting me know to block them I guess.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
Maybe your username has something to do with it
rabber@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You probably attract high quality men
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
rip ur inbox
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?
ikidd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Spotted
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
r/iamverysmart
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Rufus!
moopet@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Fermented omelet
godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 months ago
i agree with them about men but the rest of this tumbl or whatever the posts on tumblr are called is giving sheldon
gaybriel_fr_br@jlai.lu 8 months ago
[deleted]ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 months ago
username checks out
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I sent you my penis pls respond
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
shneancy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
fool, it’s mine now
ftbd@feddit.org 8 months ago
I don’t see the relevance of her day job here?
lobut@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
It’s just painting a picture. The story could just as easily been putting together a family dinner and focusing on what everyone’s preferences that you’ve learned over the years. Or something more Lemmy based would be dealing with a production issue as a developer and then BAM dick pic.
It’s just story telling to me.
Tiger@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Plot twist, some of guys sending might also be similarly educated and employed at her level, but still will exhibit the Neanderthal brain on occasion.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 8 months ago
skill issue
Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).
So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick.
474D@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As gross as it is, the people sending dick pics aren’t looking for your approval, it’s a numbers game. If you’re confident enough to hang that dong, someone is gonna be interested. Like I said it’s gross but they don’t do it because it doesn’t work, you catch a fish with enough throws
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.
marybatessciencewriter.com/…/the-creature-feature…
How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?
Look for the dik-dik dick
leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This genuinely made me laugh!
loomy@lemy.lol 8 months ago
what app?
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
This felt like hearing one of those hardcore grannies dropping a truth bomb on their spoilt grandchild in public, and all people in a 10m radius shut up and start thinking if it also applies to them.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
I can imagine that! I’m sorry it’s so common there 😔