Bronstein_Tardigrade
@Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
Can you imagine what the foreign press must go thru trying to interpret the shit that comes out of Trump’s mouth. Then, having translated his garbage, explaining that it is all a lie. He’s a nightmare in US English.
- Comment on PRAISE HIM 2 weeks ago:
She also makes you talk in a high, comic voice. She’s a hoot.
- Comment on Cops have now arrested over 2,000 peaceful Defend Our Juries protesters 3 weeks ago:
“Daddy, what did you do today to serve and protect?”
“I arrested someone’s Granny for protesting a genocide.”
“Dad, I hate you.”
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 3 weeks ago:
This is why it is important to only hire union trolley operators. They are trained to stop the trolley.
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like there may be a jurisdiction problem.
- Comment on US | Pentagon to limit journalists’ access unless they agree not to publish certain information 5 weeks ago:
If you hear a reporter say, “reporting from the Pentagon” or “my sources in the Pentagon”, we’ll know they are a sellout bootlicker and not to be trusted.
- Comment on Kinky 5 weeks ago:
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
- Comment on Groundbreaking Brazilian Drug, Considered Capable of Reversing Spinal Cord Injury, Presented in São Paulo 1 month ago:
Trump immediately places a 100% tariff on it.
- Comment on Starmer has rigged the deputy leadership contest so no one to the left of Thatcher can win 1 month ago:
Anyone to the left of Thatcher has already moved over to Your Party.
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 1 month ago:
Does your job involve destroying other people lives as a jackboot for capital?
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 1 month ago:
When confronted by protestors, do a 180, grab a sign, and join them. You were a human once upon a time. If you’re not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
This makes the wearing of N95s and routinely washing your hands triply important. Put your masks on people.
Outside of the US, mRNA vaccines are too expensive, now that governments have ended subsidies. I’ll stick with my old school SinoVac vaccine as they’re what I can afford, and they got me thru the worst of the pandemic. Thank you Chinese government for putting people over profit.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
They could have just used inanimate objects not requiring bisection; basketballs, refrigerators, cars, busses, buildings, etc. Why bring sn abattoir into the mix?
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 months ago:
It was Herbert Spencer who coined the phrase “survival of the fittest,” and felt that Darwin’s biological theory of natural selection could be expanded to other aspects of society like philosophy and economics. His writings were misinterpreted by the creators of social Darwinism theory and eugenicists.
- Comment on Saudi Arabia condemns Israel's genocidal 'crimes,' expresses alarm over famine 2 months ago:
When Ansar Allah shut down the Red Sea to all Isntreal connected shipping, it was Saudi Arabia who supplied them with overland access to shipping routes. SA clutching their pearls is as meaningful as the Europeans.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 months ago:
If I wanted three hours of being reminded that I’m not the sharpest tack in the box, I can just go talk to my wife.
- Comment on nooo my genderinos 2 months ago:
Always wear your glasses. Sans glasses, I read the Advanced Math panel saying the square root of -1=1, and thought, “that’s doesn’t sound right.”
- Comment on Me too. 2 months ago:
I retired 7 years ago and can relate.
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 2 months ago:
Disney lies to kids all the time. It was Disney that came up with the lemmings jumping off cliffs en masse idea. Turns out, it was just someone off camera literally shoving them off the edge. Mass murder, not mass suicide.
- Comment on US | Alaskans greet Putin with Ukrainian flags, protest ‘war criminal hanging out here’ 2 months ago:
I’m surprised Mike Johnson didn’t invite Putin to speak to Congress like they do for war criminal Netanyahoo.
- Comment on Think about it 2 months ago:
Remember, Linda McMahon is in charge of the US Department of Education.
- Comment on US | Epstein scandal broadens as trove of letters from famous figures published 2 months ago:
Since people seem to pay more attention, we should call it The Israelis Starve Gazans With US Backing Scandal.
- Comment on Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future 2 months ago:
According to the John Carpenter documentary “They Live”, the glasses are supposed to reveal the underlying truth, not mask it.
- Comment on Australia to ban under-16s from YouTube 2 months ago:
I think they should also limit accounts for anyone over 61 too.
- Comment on 220 MPs call for Keir Starmer to recognise Palestinian state 2 months ago:
220 MPs think they just saw a pig fly by their window.
220 MPs ready to join the JC party?
- Comment on kingdom come 2 months ago:
When you have a few psychedelic cousin in the family, they let you into any club.
- Comment on US escalates Brazil tensions as Rubio revokes visas of judges involved in Bolsonaro case 2 months ago:
Is not being able to visit the US really a punishment any more?
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 2 months ago:
The Day of the Triffids is one step closer.
- Comment on Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding 3 months ago:
If you think arbitrary fines are bad, you should look up asset forfeiture.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
I remember a Star Trek Voyager episode where Ensign Kim had sex with an alien and began to glow. If you see someone glow, they’ve been canoodling with ET.