RamblingPanda
@RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on Fan-made Mario Kart 64 PC port released, with track editor and ultrawide support 1 day ago:
If they’re not complete idiots, they’d license this to release all their stuff. But they’re Nintendo, so…
- Comment on When asked "are you an honest person?" The only logical answer is yes. 1 week ago:
Not only am I extremely honest, I’m the most humble person on earth as well. And I’ve got a seven foot penis which glows and sparkles in the dark.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare lawsuit accuses Guardian of trying to ‘capitalize’ on CEO’s killing 2 weeks ago:
Wait, haven’t you capitalized on the deaths of the people who entrusted you with their healthcare?
- Comment on Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen ads 2 weeks ago:
I had the S3 and it was barely usable after some years. Threw… What was lineage before the switch? Cyanogen? … on it and it ran like never before. Samsung software is dogshit.
- Comment on That's it. That's the joke. 4 weeks ago:
Hey doc, you must confuse your emotions with me punching you.
- Comment on >:)> 4 weeks ago:
“Hi kids! I’m so stoned, I can barely climb 😵💫”
- Comment on I'm guilty of not reading the f..ing documentation 4 weeks ago:
Petrichor
- Comment on I'm guilty of not reading the f..ing documentation 5 weeks ago:
I thought you wrote confluence and wanted to grab my pitchfork.
- Comment on I'm guilty of not reading the f..ing documentation 5 weeks ago:
Are you trying to say I’m not a newbie with over 20 years of experience?
- Comment on Max pivots back to HBO Max as WBD rethinks ability to compete with Netflix 5 weeks ago:
I should re watch Shawshank Redemption
- Comment on Paul McCartney and Dua Lipa among artists urging British Prime Minister Starmer to rethink his AI copyright plans 1 month ago:
I should create an AI start up and torrent all the content.
- Comment on "With all due respect" could imply that no respect is due and therefore none is given 1 month ago:
For me it means I put all the respect I can bring up not to punch you and at least sound respectful, but you’re an idiot and what you want is bullshit.
- Comment on GlobalX, Airline for Trump’s Deportations, Hacked 1 month ago:
If Trump ignores court orders, they should go after his cronies. No way the CEO of that airline didn’t know about that order.
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 1 month ago:
I guess you could use a centrifuge to get it out, blending beforehand?
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 1 month ago:
Addiction. Oh you poor soul…
- Comment on In a Boon for Tesla, Feds Weaken Rules for Reporting on Self-Driving 1 month ago:
Hammer time
- Comment on DeepSeek Transferred User Data & Prompts Overseas Without Consent, Claims South Korea’s Data Protection Authority; Activities Were Carried Out When Service Was Active In January 1 month ago:
Did you already? I can’t tell the difference. Are you even surprised?
- Comment on Ban for upvotes is real here? 2 months ago:
If you can’t find others sharing your values, maybe that might be a hint?
- Comment on Trump officials 'fed up' with Europe's efforts to strengthen Ukraine, Economist reports 2 months ago:
Hey Trump.
Watch this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0
- Comment on Sometimes I think the primary purpose of having two hands is to pet two cats simultaneously. 2 months ago:
As someone with two dogs: don’t fall for this. This is all just big cat propaganda.
- Comment on Amazon is testing a Buy for Me button powered by agentic AI that will let users purchase products from third-party websites without leaving Amazon's app. 2 months ago:
Same. At first it was hard to break the habit of just buying the first item that didn’t look fake off of Amazon, but you get used to it and I’m not second guessing my sanity that often. It might cost more, but it’s no marketplace dropshipping and I’m not impulse buying crap.
- Comment on Are AI Models Advanced Enough To Translate Literature? The Debate Is Roiling Publishing: Major publishers are experimenting with automated translations, hundreds of which have already been produced. 2 months ago:
A lot of technical documentation is translated automatically. I’m German, so most sites will give me the German translation. And more often than not, I struggle to understand even the basics of what they talk about. Until I switch to English, the original language.
- Comment on In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment. 2 months ago:
Lil younger but same. I should cancel Paramount.
- Comment on Mother 2 months ago:
And not as a survival strategy when threatened. For fun, and then they laugh (see attached pictures).
Obviously /s, they’re adorable.
- Comment on The Enshittification of 3D Printers – Are We Losing What Made Them Great? 2 months ago:
If you want to, you can still have a completely open-source printer. You can even build one yourself with some expertise needed. I guess the enshitification is part of the wider audience those manufacturers seek. It wouldn’t be necessary, but it seems this is the way they go.
- Comment on China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms 2 months ago:
It’s much more convenient to scan your bunghole in the bathroom.
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 2 months ago:
In my case it was some idiots protesting against vaccination mandates (which aren’t around anymore) and a lot of people giving them hell. That sounded like fun.
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 2 months ago:
I was wondering the same about my city today, because there seem to have been two protests, but I didn’t realize until afterwards. Different county/protests though.
- Comment on xkcd #3066: Cosmic Distance Calibration 2 months ago:
Write bigger, you young whippersnappers!
- Comment on Americans under 30 are so miserable that the U.S. just fell to a historically low ranking in the world happiness report 2 months ago:
Any day now…