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- Comment on Caption this. 2 days ago:
New Fleshlight model?
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 days ago:
have you looked at the way dogs (especially male dogs) pick spots to pee on? i’ve always felt like i undertood. they were spots to pee on. it’s only reasonable to then pee on them.
i think there’s a bit of that mammalian nonsense working inside us, so we like picking something to piss on, or piss off of, or piss into, or whatever.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 days ago:
we could at least have plenty of public toilets
- Comment on Rachel Reeves ‘plots tax raid on solicitors and GPs in crackdown on UK’s wealthy’ 5 days ago:
hmm, now why could that be…
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 6 days ago:
or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it
- Comment on Could building new train stations help get Britain back on track? 2 weeks ago:
no, it’ll be diesel or electricity
- Comment on US | Trump ‘looking at all options’ amid threats to invoke Insurrection Act, Vance says 2 weeks ago:
ICE isnt snatching people off the street there?
- Comment on Trump floats dropping Spain from NATO alliance 2 weeks ago:
i dunno, they’re kinda mexican over there
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
the good ones just invent entirely new jokes to replace the untranslatable ones.
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
a raw translation is a bad translation, this is trying to demonstrate translation without actually translating, using just one language, which is why it fails to demonstrate much of anything.
eg:
- original: ez egy vérgeci
- raw: this is a blood cum
- translation that carries the meaning: this person is thoroughly unpleasant and mean
- idiomatic translation: he’s a fucking asshole
- Comment on Merz: Germany should boycott Eurovision if Israel is excluded | dpa international 3 weeks ago:
is the rest of the middle east fascist and dripping with the blood from genocides? i think that’s what he means.
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 4 weeks ago:
i didnt say that was their only reason for invading, i guess
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 4 weeks ago:
this wasnt my narrative, it was a thing everyone kept saying when the war started.
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 4 weeks ago:
depends on which russians. the ones in eastern ukraine were being ethnically cleansed. i guess that was bad.
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 4 weeks ago:
i thought russia’s economy was the size of italy’s. and it’s fighting against ukraine supplied by all of nato.
hmm.
- Comment on oh cool 4 weeks ago:
Mao. Why do you think the East is Red?
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 4 weeks ago:
yeah but i think originally at least they used sheep as lawnmowers, so at least it didnt go entirely to waste
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 4 weeks ago:
yeah but are you super rich?
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 5 weeks ago:
sure it is, if they add bezos and katy perry or whatever
- Comment on The privately-educated elite still dominate the UK's most powerful roles 5 weeks ago:
the country that still has a king has deeply entrenched old hierarchies? i would not have expected this.
- Comment on More than 150 lawyers and refugee NGOs report being ‘pressured into silence’ by far-right protesters 5 weeks ago:
because terrorism has no meaning beyond “my government hates these people” and your government thinks home-grown fascists are SUPER.
- Comment on Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll 5 weeks ago:
yeah, why is he in crisis? this is what he worked for. tirelessly.
- Comment on Estonia is digging a 40 km trench to stop Russian tanks — and 600 bunkers are next 5 weeks ago:
yeah, but russians dont have trenches at home so when they see it, they’ll first panic, and then they’ll steal the trench and run back home with it
- Comment on Mood 1 month ago:
hah, thanks for that memory
- Comment on The correct way 1 month ago:
- Comment on Macron to seek yet another PM after French lawmakers oust Bayrou government 1 month ago:
that’s what he’s doing though. oh you mean the poors? lol, they’re not the voters in france
- Comment on Polls be damned, Labour have tripled down on Starmerism 1 month ago:
so when and where was this magic period of liberalism where it supported all those good things?
- Comment on US Navy SEALs killed North Korean civilians during botched mission: Report 1 month ago:
this specific mission that we now know about was in 2019. do you think this was the only time?
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 1 month ago:
this is some “this is my hole, it was made for me” shit
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 1 month ago:
The friends of Wigner will turn it into a black hole eventually