huf
@huf@hexbear.net
- Comment on Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling AI Content "Slop" 1 week ago:
he had an inherently funny shape, and he was called BALLmer
peak comedy without even trying
- Comment on EU says ‘too early’ to assess legality of US attack on Venezuela 1 week ago:
they’re not cowards, this is who they are.
- Comment on EU says ‘too early’ to assess legality of US attack on Venezuela 1 week ago:
when someone tells you who they are, believe them.
- Comment on Off the Rails 2 weeks ago:
brian blessed excitedly screaming “IT IS MAGNETIC!” in mcgyver and the treasure of atlantis is burned into my brain
- Comment on Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye 1 month ago:
Looks like meatverse is back on the menu
- Comment on It is a silly place. 1 month ago:
Enough anteaters? Zoos? Modern civilization? Hats?
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 1 month ago:
yeah, have these people ever seen any animals before?
- Comment on Israel accused of 282 ceasefire breaches in Gaza over one month 1 month ago:
remember the second world ceasefire that lasted from sometime in the 1930s (depending on who you ask) to 1945? man what a ceasefire that was!
what do words even mean, anyway?
- Comment on In the spirit of the King's Birthday 2 months ago:
and also, their only idea to solve the crisis was to commit a thousand more peterloos, which doesnt seem like a great idea in the long run…
- Comment on In the spirit of the King's Birthday 2 months ago:
IIRC william was an unusually politically savvy king.
he did his coronation on the cheap so as to ease public sentiment. and then when told “sire, the peasants are revolting”, he did not say “yes, of course”, but (eventually) put pressure on the conservatives to get the reform bill passed.
- Comment on EU parliament votes to dilute landmark rules holding corporations accountable 2 months ago:
The move will free many corporations from the obligation to fix human rights and environmental issues in their supply chains or face EU fines.
was this ever applied to anyone but the west’s designated enemies though?
- Comment on EU confirms tighter visa rules for Russians to help stop ‘sabotage’ 2 months ago:
wasnt it the same story with the power outage in spain? i think there’s a pattern here.
- Comment on EU confirms tighter visa rules for Russians to help stop ‘sabotage’ 2 months ago:
i bet the russians are sabotaging the secret chinese police stations!
- Comment on EU confirms tighter visa rules for Russians to help stop ‘sabotage’ 2 months ago:
Lol this starts with nordstream. Deeply unserious
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
i dont understand, this is about some english drink called waa
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
tapwater is also the cheatcode to free water in europe (usually)
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
getyarn.io/…/e129c28a-f765-4a8e-8761-aff15c19e944
this is a harkonnen enamel!
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
so… just drink water?
- Comment on Head of UK’s largest union says she doesn’t know if Starmer will remain Labour leader 2 months ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
New Fleshlight model?
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
have you looked at the way dogs (especially male dogs) pick spots to pee on? i’ve always felt like i undertood. they were spots to pee on. it’s only reasonable to then pee on them.
i think there’s a bit of that mammalian nonsense working inside us, so we like picking something to piss on, or piss off of, or piss into, or whatever.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
we could at least have plenty of public toilets
- Comment on Rachel Reeves ‘plots tax raid on solicitors and GPs in crackdown on UK’s wealthy’ 2 months ago:
hmm, now why could that be…
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 2 months ago:
or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it
- Comment on Could building new train stations help get Britain back on track? 2 months ago:
no, it’ll be diesel or electricity
- Comment on US | Trump ‘looking at all options’ amid threats to invoke Insurrection Act, Vance says 2 months ago:
ICE isnt snatching people off the street there?
- Comment on Trump floats dropping Spain from NATO alliance 3 months ago:
i dunno, they’re kinda mexican over there
- Comment on Punch Time 3 months ago:
the good ones just invent entirely new jokes to replace the untranslatable ones.
- Comment on Punch Time 3 months ago:
a raw translation is a bad translation, this is trying to demonstrate translation without actually translating, using just one language, which is why it fails to demonstrate much of anything.
eg:
- original: ez egy vérgeci
- raw: this is a blood cum
- translation that carries the meaning: this person is thoroughly unpleasant and mean
- idiomatic translation: he’s a fucking asshole
- Comment on Merz: Germany should boycott Eurovision if Israel is excluded | dpa international 3 months ago:
is the rest of the middle east fascist and dripping with the blood from genocides? i think that’s what he means.
