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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Edward@lemmy.4d2.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are you saying you don’t like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

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      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yes, that is what I’m saying

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That would hurt when you want to leave though.

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      • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

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  • Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Worst bong ever

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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    • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you’re set.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think that’s more “adult diaper-man”

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just like our presidents!

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      • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        This OP device is clearly unpresidential.

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

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  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh look. An Amazon driver!

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  • Squibbles@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s the way rule of the road.

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    • EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      youtu.be/diFDBNNmnnU

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      • Squibbles@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJd0Ge47aF4

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yellow shell

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah it’s a yellow brick in Lego Racers

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  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a woman, I’ve always been kinda jealous of a man’s ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I’ve never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it’ll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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    • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

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    • wolfrasin@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pee funnels are real!

      Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “We’ll piss anywhere, man.”

      ultimateclassicrock.com/rolling-stones-urinate-in…

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  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you’re wearing in cold piss.

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

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      • slate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or at least a heating element

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or hit a pothole. This wouldn’t be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

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  • jrwperformance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

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  • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s another Lemmy Piss Post!

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it’s the way of the road, bubs.

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  • CarCdrCons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

    There are some things
    A guy gets from his pop
    Some of them things get spaced
    Others never forgot
    I got such a tradition
    I keep in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Miles and miles and all the while
    I feel secure
    Even if the fuse gets short
    I know I can keep my nerve
    I believe in such a tradition
    I got it in my truck cab
    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Driving in his shoes
    Using the bottle he used
    Every time I pop I think
    Of my pop and pay my dues
    I respect such a tradition
    A shrine in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought this was a bong for way too long…

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    a nice smelling trip.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon…

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

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  • Lodespawn@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Blurst Bong …

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  • RandomTester@lemmybefree.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Living the dream life, I see

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  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can’t stop won’t stop.

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