should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
Have a good trip
Submitted 4 days ago by Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to [deleted]
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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
protist@mander.xyz 4 days ago
Are you saying you don’t like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 days ago
That would hurt when you want to leave though.
veroxii@aussie.zone 4 days ago
I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 4 days ago
Worst bong ever
M137@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 days ago
I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
danekrae@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you’re set.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I think that’s more “adult diaper-man”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 days ago
Just like our presidents!
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
It’s the
wayrule of the road.EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yellow shell
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Nah it’s a yellow brick in Lego Racers
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 days ago
As a woman, I’ve always been kinda jealous of a man’s ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I’ve never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it’ll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
wolfrasin@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 days ago
“We’ll piss anywhere, man.”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you’re wearing in cold piss.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 days ago
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
slate@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Or at least a heating element
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn’t be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Oh look. An Amazon driver!
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hell yeah! Manual transmission!
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
It’s another Lemmy Piss Post!
flandish@lemmy.world 2 days ago
it’s the way of the road, bubs.
CarCdrCons@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle manDriving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
bstix@feddit.dk 4 days ago
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
a nice smelling trip.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon…
AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I thought this was a bong for way too long…
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 days ago
Blurst Bong …
RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 4 days ago
Living the dream life, I see
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 4 days ago
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
sundray@lemmus.org 4 days ago
Can’t stop won’t stop.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.