should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
Have a good trip
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to [deleted]
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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
protist@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Are you saying you don’t like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
That would hurt when you want to leave though.
veroxii@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Worst bong ever
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
danekrae@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you’re set.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think that’s more “adult diaper-man”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Just like our presidents!
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s the
wayrule of the road.EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yellow shell
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Nah it’s a yellow brick in Lego Racers
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As a woman, I’ve always been kinda jealous of a man’s ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I’ve never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it’ll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
wolfrasin@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“We’ll piss anywhere, man.”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you’re wearing in cold piss.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
slate@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Or at least a heating element
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn’t be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s another Lemmy Piss Post!
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh look. An Amazon driver!
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah! Manual transmission!
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon…
flandish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s the way of the road, bubs.
CarCdrCons@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle manDriving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Blurst Bong …
AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought this was a bong for way too long…
RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
Living the dream life, I see
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Can’t stop won’t stop.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.