It’s definitely Willy Wonka’s American branch factory
Hmmm who could it possibly be?
Submitted 2 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I was gonna say Slugworth haha getting that corporate espionage goin’
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 months ago
What the actual fuck… I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.
If you told me “chocolate technology specialist” was a thing, I’d have probably gone to college for it. Instead I’m stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate… And then going home and eating it lol
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I know someone who did go into food science to get into a chocolate production factory - they were done eating chocolate for good after their first 6 months.
Turns out all you can eat samples is a great way to get food fatigued real fast.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The best way to hate something you love is to make it your job.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
I was once at some children party thingy where they had free cotton candy. My friend and I ate so much that we completely swore off of the stuff for all eternity.
Then I went and got married to a gal with a cotton candy machine…
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 months ago
My brother in law did similar…worked in a chicken factory, not in production, for a while…put him off chicken for a year or so.
pahlimur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a system integrator, and though I don’t do it right now, I’d consider myself an expert in dairy. I could see someone specializing in chocolate similarly.
The reason people don’t know about these jobs is because they aren’t advertised very well. My MS in mechanical engineering barely touched on it and I sort of fell into it on accident by knowing someone in the industry.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
How does one find about these jobs? I think my dream job will be something obscure like this but I don’t know what to pick for university because I don’t know what obscure job it’ll be.
don@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
lol it’s cadbury
Pistcow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*Palmer, dollar store “chocolate”.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 months ago
You could just say USA chocolate.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just copy paste the job description to Google and it’ll likely end up to the original job posting. These recruiters are so lazy they don’t think anyone will ever get to their secret client lol.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This is the real LPT. Recruiters are so annoying to deal with. Avoid them if you can.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
To be fair it it could very easily be a contractor for Hershey’s, or a vendor that works on/sells their equipment.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’ll be working for Slugworth
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The Hershey ice cream company, which (this is real) is not associated with the famous chocolate maker
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I’d interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.
Tell you what, I’ll apply if you don’t need to see my name until I’m hired.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not always because their reputation is bad. Sometimes they have a really bad employee that they want to replace, but who will definitely know if their job is posted. This happens a lot at the executive level.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And a lot of recruiting companies are afraid you’ll bypass them and go apply directly, thus cutting out the middle man and they’re not allowed to send out goons to break your kneecaps.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s a legal thing in the EU. Neither side can see the others details.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can understand not wanting discrimination on employees, but we really ought to be allowed to google businesses before spending our time applying. Some of them are blatant scams!
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wilbur Buds > Hershey Kisses
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It is a mystery.
LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Clearly someone at the company has been betrayed hard enough to become a supervillain. They seek to destroy the company from the inside. The job is for hacking the chocolate making machines and committing arson.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.
badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Damn, I didn’t know anyone was hiring for industrial espionage! Never heard of that career path.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, is this there situation where many chocolate companies conglomerate to a specific area?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Ew, Hershey chocolate is gross. It tastes like vomit. No wonder they’re hiring anonymously.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bet it pays minimum wage
Manticore@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Ngl I suspect a smaller brand using sneaky bait and switch
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Maybe it’s some sort of closet code for the Hershey highway…
talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s Hershey Ice Cream brand
grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hershey is going to start making chocolate??
modifier@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.
Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.
makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I thought they only sold brown-colored sugar.