Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
A very curious situation indeed
Submitted 1 day ago by bergetfew@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible aduly
Havald@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 day ago
Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Try not to finish too quickly
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
I think your username is more appropriate here
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Butt plug
hoch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
E-stim version doubles as a bug zapper
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
do you really need the threat of butthole bugs to wear a butt plug though?
DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 23 hours ago
Glue a gecko to my taint?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 22 hours ago
What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
tino@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Fight back. Eat chili.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
butt plug
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Mom please
daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
mommy? is that you?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.
loomy@lemy.lol 18 hours ago
obv die
shalafi@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.
db2@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
A great deal of what we’d call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can’t see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Formiphilia is like the worst fetish…🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 day ago
Open wide
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Take a looong bath.
Insects can’t survive under water
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle
monogram@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Buy a dilator
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Start by switching from boxers to briefs.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Enjoy my last day on earth with a citronella candle up my ass
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I choked on my coffee when this scrolled on screen.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Feral hogs
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Wear pants.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.