FQQD
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
Creating mediocre at best memes and comments since 2023.
If not marked otherwise, everything I post is OC.
Website: FQQD.de
For my posts prior to 14th of January 2024, visit /u/FQQD@feddit.de (If the instance still works)
- Comment on 📷 A new photography community: Vintage Lenses 1 day ago:
Nice! I’m excited for the posts there, hope this community gets some attention.
- Comment on Spilled My Coffee, Now I’m a Ghost Eating Pizza in Another Dimension 5 days ago:
Bro is cooked
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 1 week ago:
Love myself a good gambling ad on my Lemmy memes
- Comment on This temporary problem will last my whole life 1 week ago:
You’re so old you’re with one foot in the grave you’re a fossil relic
- Comment on Meep 1 week ago:
this is such an easy photo editing job…
- Comment on Don't know where to post this but here goes 3 weeks ago:
i can tell you that it doesn’t belong here in shitposting. have you tried an alternative UI?
- Comment on Later virgins 😎 3 weeks ago:
It’s more likely than you’d think…
- Comment on question 4 weeks ago:
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on The Future We Never Got, Running A Future We Got 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on FuckYourHeadlights - A community for people to organise and vent about ridiculously bright lights 4 weeks ago:
That’s so oddly specific but I love it
- Comment on M'Lady 4 weeks ago:
tf he doin with his mouse
- Comment on Fruit 5 weeks ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
- Comment on Turn left in 300 m 1 month ago:
I appreciate it :)
- Comment on Turn left in 300 m 1 month ago:
!redneckengineering@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
I made one a long time ago, sadly it’s not as active as I thought
- Comment on Work place horror 1 month ago:
Your phone has speakers in them for a reason 🙄
- Comment on Nice try fed 1 month ago:
seems like a nice guy
- Comment on imagine how romantic it would be for your friend to sing a poem they wrote about you during national TV? 1 month ago:
Username doesn’t check out
- Comment on The internet...was certainly something lmao 1 month ago:
those who know
- Comment on Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone. 1 month ago:
Yes it is :)
- Comment on Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone. 1 month ago:
Pronunciation is a big one - they often struggle with the “r”, and sounds like “ch”. Also, instead of “the”, German has “der”, “die” and “das” with no obvious structure when you should use which, so people fail to say the correct one.
- Comment on Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone. 1 month ago:
All good, it’s German. We have terrible comma usage
- Comment on Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone. 1 month ago:
Idk man, I’m not a native English speaker
- Submitted 1 month ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 18 comments
- Comment on This still doesn't look like Steve Harvey 1 month ago:
You tried your best. Maybe you’ll get it right next time. Practice makes perfect
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 1 month ago:
burgr
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 1 month ago:
Yes, you are.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 16 comments
- Submitted 4 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 20 comments
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 5 months ago:
username checks out