FQQD

@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn left in 300 m⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate it :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turn left in 300 m⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !redneckengineering@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

  I made one a long time ago, sadly it’s not as active as I thought

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work place horror⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your phone has speakers in them for a reason 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try fed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  seems like a nice guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨imagine how romantic it would be for your friend to sing a poem they wrote about you during national TV?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username doesn’t check out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet...was certainly something lmao⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  those who know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it is :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pronunciation is a big one - they often struggle with the “r”, and sounds like “ch”. Also, instead of “the”, German has “der”, “die” and “das” with no obvious structure when you should use which, so people fail to say the correct one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All good, it’s German. We have terrible comma usage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk man, I’m not a native English speaker

• Someone should research, why older people struggle to identity whose phone is ringing, if it's their own. Even if no one else in their social circle is using the same ringtone.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This still doesn't look like Steve Harvey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You tried your best. Maybe you’ll get it right next time. Practice makes perfect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich 2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  burgr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich 2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, you are.

• Uncanny sandwich 2lemmy.ohaa.xyz ↗
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• The amount of people your age is only going down with time.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  username checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop whining. Do it yourself.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And still, the community I started ( !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ) somewhat exists alongside it. Although Im afraid you’ve won.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop whining. Do it yourself.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can recommend. Sometimes it does really well, sometimes it doesn’t. Its worth a try anytime anyways

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who all wants a silent spring?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bees are fine, the wasps are shitty. Especially if you’re allergic to their stings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Designed this simple and easy to print cable holder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But then 3d printer owners don’t feel like their investment has a purpose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marble machine that displays pixel art by Engineezy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that there’s that other marble clock guy with the heave accent, who’s currently making the second part of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same with text.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legendary gamer gear.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they should actually make gamer branded hygiene products.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nomb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's Argue!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt this will end well xd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dress mess⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  they sure are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  why is California the only state that knows about cancer?