Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I feel like idiota would be overcrowded

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  There’s precedence in Connecticut history

  medium.com/…/long-long-connecticut-a6e014c52261

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Alascanada?

  Hawacuba?

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• Hjalamanger@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You should sort them in alphabetical order, my European brain won’t be able to remember them otherwise

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And put them all to a catchy jingle

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Floxas made me lol

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Residents of Floxas notice no change.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it becomes the most populous state

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.

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• evening_push579@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Split it along the time zones instead. Less states and simpler administration. Washington DC can be its own time zone just to mess with people.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I especially like IDiOTA

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.

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    • Manalith@midwest.social ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Just saying USA has less syllables and letters.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But we don’t have to like it

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, those two terms are use interchangably and somehow no one gets confused. A continent AND a country can both have the same name without the world ending.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let me point you to this handy little guide:

      lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/36440098

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think “America” implies a hierarchy, dominance, and soothes their egos though

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup. They misappropriated a continent’s name to feel more important. Otherwise they would feel smaller than Australia presumably.

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One line would be enough: to divide North from South.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think we tried that once.

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    • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bible belt and sane people

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    • CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Insular, gossipy, ugly, poorly dressed crazy religious dumbfucks and normal humans who actually have empathy and can accept their town gaining new residents without throwing a redneck tantrum about it every day while said new resident occupies free real estate in their moldy swamp brains.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You need 4 lines. North East, South West, Wastelands.

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like how the map shows the curvature of the north border (49th parallel), meaning all these lines bulge north in the middle.

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maintana most beautiful state

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But the target of basically all the hurricanes

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not actually all that differently stupid.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

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  • CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have ascended to heaven. If you ever feel stressed, just remember that the people you left behind are still playing in the mud and catching exotic third world diseases.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that why you hate the internet?

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The Internet would be great if it wasn’t for all the other computers attached to it.

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We all still hate Floxas and the mutant abomination AbbSantis.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds more like a new line up of pharmaceuticals for the treatment of those suffering from delusions of grandeur and acute narcissism

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