ashenone

@ashenone@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The greatest pitch ever thrown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Randy Johnson’s name and nickname were ideal porn names as well. His nickname being The Big Unit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saved you a click: a 1911⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saved you a click: a 1911⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saved you a click: a 1911⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda want to start a snake oil audio cable company. It’s gotta be one of the easiest paths to retirement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Aurther king of the Britons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Manfluencers’ are filming themselves trying to pick up women using smart glasses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too weird for the normal people, too normal for the weird people...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new Microsoft copilot key is impossible to properly remap.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna hug my old ThinkPad when I get home today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I might actually be a respectable member of society⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that, ramen?

  Nope just tea.

  Oh, I thought it was ramen.

  Nope just tea.

  Hey guys what’s going on?

  I thought Kathy was making ramen.

  Nope, it’s just tea.

  This is what I think of when I ponder the same question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My self hosted badges of honor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be a stash sticker if we’re selfhosting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Entry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To thin a chip and to thick a dip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your not improving the reputation of British food your just making the reputation of Michelin stars worse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High value⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegeta?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally normal book on audible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably reading the Count of Monte Cristo. The first act is like an hour, the second act is 1100 hours and the third act is 45 minutes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psychedelics are the cheat code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta do the work of following through once the trip ends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agustin Escobar be like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Microslop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Truth. That bank teller will never know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨home gardening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honey can you grab me a mushroom?

  From bathroom floor?

  No, from the couch.

  There’s not many.

  Then grab the ones from the rafters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inside joke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The joke is he is eating Mexican food in Ohio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a man says anything bad about women online or criticize them based on his experience, Comments:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night walk is at 8:00 its now 8:02⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is wonderful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY???⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only after civilization 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't throw away your old PC—it makes a better NAS than anything you can buy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I started my media server with an e-wasted i7 3770 dell tower I snagged out of the ewaste pile. Ran jellyfin, audiobookbay, navidrome, calibre-web and an arr stack with about a dozen users like a champ. Old hardware rules if you don’t use windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha, Russia 🤏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aptly named, thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha, Russia 🤏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What map type has the most accurate continent sizes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Temporal Look is unstable, Quick! how will you fix it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick