They don’t want you to know about the dish gnomes forced to work in tight spaces under terrible conditions.
No looky for you!
Submitted 1 month ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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assembly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
You don’t replace your dish gnome cartridge every 3 years? I was told it was a feature. They get tired.
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Oh you absolutely need to replace the gnome cartridge, my dad would always freak out if we didn’t. That’s like day 1 of dishwasher school.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This is praxis
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Technology connections put a window in one, it’s just nasty water swirling around and a lot of people would be grossed out by that so they hide it lol
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I also don’t want to be looking at the dirty dishes throughout the week as I’m waiting for the machine to be full enough to run.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You don’t want to see it.
For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
why do They capitalize seemingly random Words in each Sentence?
GaetanLaberge@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Brainrot
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 month ago
And the , commas with , spaces on , both sides
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This one kinda makes sense. Screens and text are often small enough that properly punctuated sentences can almost feel cramped. Adding visual space helps emphasize pauses and full stops. I use hyphens often in discord when chatting, instead of periods or commas, since channels and convos can move pretty quickly.
MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 1 month ago
I think it Was on purPose To trigger Some Grammar nazis.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 1 month ago
A grammar Nazi takes time out of their day to give someone crap about a comma splice or argue about whether or not it’s appropriate to capitalize the first word after a colon. OPs like this are not “Grammar Nazi” fodder, it’s just language anarchy normalized by terminally online brainrot.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think they were just emphasizing what they found important, like cummings. To each their own.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe they’re not a native speaker? German for instance capitalizes all nouns. You’ll often find weird capitalizations in my (mobile) writing when my phone didn’t correctly guess what I wanted to type. At least some words in the OPs text are German nouns (e.g. See, All), while others aren’t.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Functional illiteracy
oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Reading though the comments I think something I said earlier today is going to be true. Technology Connections is going to be the XKCD of video explainers.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your comment made me reread the post and it seems intentional to stress those words
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 month ago
But why the bizarre spacing on the commas…
gamer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Per internet rules, capitalization can only be used for emphasis LIKE THIS. Doing it any other way is just bad grammar and, as a result, confusing.
bluesheep@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s the fact that it doesn’t spell out a word which gave me one
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What do you mean, it clearly spells out “wadnnrs.”
mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My oven is super insulated, yet it still has a window
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
Obligatory Technology Connections
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My washer and dryer have tinted windows. I have no idea why. I’m guessing their chief designer drives a heavily modded Scion though.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Duh. If they let you see how it’s done, then you’ll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won’t need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
just buy plastic cutlery and throw it away after each use
Hack the system
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have a window in mine. It’s great, I can see when something’s not cleaning right and I fix it. Saves on redos.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jack Donaghy approves.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I have a countertop dishwasher that has a giant window in the front. Wanna know what’s in there?
Bubble bath shower for the dishes. It looks fun.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Knowing how “fun” it is to make a truly watertight window, even with low pressure, matching both cold and hot and detergent and whatever’s flying in there, I’m glad there isn’t a glass pane to view into the dishwasher.
Also, I’m usually doing things that are not reliant on seeing what’s happening in a dishwasher when it is running, so the cost effectiveness would not be great there.
pulsey@feddit.org 1 month ago
How is it different from a window in a washing machines, because thoss are quite common.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not sure… as my current washing machine don’t have one. It’s a top-loader. I do see washing machines with a round door, though. Maybe the difference is that the whole door is the glass part, so there’s no seal to make with the rest of the “door” part, but that’s not satisfying.
I’d be curious to ear from an expert about this.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I saw a see through dishwasher at a department store when i was a kid. a demo thingy. it was magical
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school’s proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).
f314@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember seeing one of those! Wasn’t brought to our school, though (I went to school in the middle of the city), we went to a farm.
waspentalive@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes… But you know what happened to them
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks, Obama
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s because watching a bunch of food water swirl around for half an hour is gross.
TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
There are good reasons to hide what’s going on inside. Some are simply not prepared: www.instagram.com/reel/DIKJ6n-vSKt/
wulrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Table top dishwashers usually have a window. My kid considered it a major disadvantage when we got a real dishwasher that the window was missing.
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Your kid spoke the truth
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The reason you dont is because it would probably disturb people to see their dishes slamming into each other.
Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Maybe they would then stop putting the fucking knives into the fucking dish washer.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Omg, when you have to saw through a tomato slowly? Or when a knife can’t use a generic sharpener because a chip in it catches? Absolutely wretched.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Plus, it’s not polite for company to see all my dildos flailing around in the water.
dan1101@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My old dishwasher was malfunctioning and I bypassed the door switch to see what was going on inside. That was a big mistake, water in my face and on the ceiling lol.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Specifically in your face because one of the nozzles on the middle spray arm is aimed outwards to hit the latch on the detergent dispenser door.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I think the door is timed, not depending on a jet of water to manually open it…
frunch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember a while back discovering GE made a clear door that could be used for diagnostic purposes on some dishwashers they had built. Never got to try one out, just thought it was cool they made em.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dishes want some privacy in their bath.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Okay but what if I mention Technology Connections
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hell yeah … just like washing machines … I’d love to be able to see what’s going on side a dish washer … even put LED lights on inside it and do a light show … or control the lighting so that you can turn it on and off if you want
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why tho’? Apart from curiosity, what do you need to see? How will you utilize the information?
I’m an oven you can check on the food, and to a certain extent in the MW.
gazter@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Front load washing machines let you see, but it’s a tease because they lock the door.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s so that you can pontificate on that tissue you left in your pocket as it dissolves into little bits of paper snot and gets stuck on everything
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This is oddly rhythmical/musical.
tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 month ago
W A D N R S S ?
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The technology connections guy has a video where he puts a window in one to show how it works
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And it looks like sudsy vomit recirculating I’ve your dishes. Ain’t nobody wanna see that.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except Alec apparently
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There’s also just no point. What exactly would one hope to accomplish in having a window in their dishwasher? With a microwave, you can monitor food and make sure it’s not boiling over, smoking, exploding, etc. With an oven, you can monitor goods to see if they’re done or not. But a dishwasher? Unlike a cooking device, there’s no harm in leaving dishes in the dishwasher too long. You don’t need to pull them out at just the exact moment they’re fully clean.
Unless you’re one of those weirdos that cooks things in their dishwasher, I can’t see any reason why you would need a window in one.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I can see myself meeting that guy in a bar and both of us complaining about shit for hours and hours
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t kink shame.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hold my beer.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Minutefoods does a video with the camera inside the dishwasher, also pretty cool
ndupont@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And my Amazon order for pre-wash detergent tells me it was already 4 years ago, OMG. It tooks 4 years to go through that bottle, we’re a family of 4.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
And it started leaking.