The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
Let's play this game again
Submitted 3 days ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 days ago
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You can never remember the incantation
SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world 3 days ago
the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 day ago
“Short” in universal terms, I guess
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The incantation is “heil hitler”
then_three_more@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Teleportation.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk 2 days ago
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
jim3692@discuss.online 2 days ago
So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?
crypto@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
But you have to walk there
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 days ago
It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Each time you teleport, a random person you know gets teleported to the place you were
echodot@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport
luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 days ago
All your body parts teleport to different locations
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Every time you do it you shit your pants
Demuniac@lemmy.world 2 days ago
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
jaschen@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Happiness
bampop@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You can give it to others but never yourself.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
I’d take that power.
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Your power to create happiness remains just as powerful as it ever was, it just occurs to you to notice it now.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The happier you are the dumber you get
Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 days ago
offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 days ago
When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your farts smell good, like really good, but only to you.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 days ago
You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 days ago
Wow that’s a good one that I don’t even want to answer for my own moral safety
absentbird@lemm.ee 2 days ago
But you can only choose to reflect side effects that rhythm.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 2 days ago
I am ironman
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
kinther@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Shoot butts out my laser
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
MTK@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I can shit at will
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
ability to make people say what you want them to
penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Real life Ctrl+Z
valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
My superpower is pain
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The ability to the cat
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Invisibility
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
atlien51@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I GET IMMORTALITY!
dan69@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Instant teleportation
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Just gimme photographic memory.
Triasha@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can shapeshift.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
Resol@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 days ago
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
bampop@lemmy.world 2 days ago
When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Uncontrollable farts
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I see this as a bonus!
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Only to people your attracted to.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
You can only use this superpower in winter.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 days ago
You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.
Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Doood, don’t half ass it.
youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E
REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 days ago
How are you planning to ever have sex?
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.