When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
Let's play this game again
Submitted 2 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Wow that’s a good one that I don’t even want to answer for my own moral safety
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your farts smell good, like really good, but only to you.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
Lag@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You also accidentally shift your brain every time you shape shift so you have to engrave messages into your arm like Memento.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I wonder how long it would be till you stopped trusting what was written down
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
you can never hold a solid shape
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn’t make sense
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 months ago
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
Lycist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you lose control of your own when using the power.
Cause a shit, take a shit.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.
They could cause people to throw up feces.
hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can’t control your own
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Teleportation.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk 2 months ago
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
jim3692@discuss.online 2 months ago
So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?
crypto@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But you have to walk there
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Each time you teleport, a random person you know gets teleported to the place you were
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport
luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
All your body parts teleport to different locations
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every time you do it you shit your pants
Demuniac@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
jaschen@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Happiness
bampop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can give it to others but never yourself.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I’d take that power.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The happier you are the dumber you get
Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
kinther@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
undone@lemm.ee 2 months ago
[deleted]rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we’re using as decimal and thousand delimitation.
dangercake@feddit.uk 2 months ago
But your nipples itch really badly the whole time
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
MTK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can shit at will
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Invisibility
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instant teleportation
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shoot butts out my laser
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The ability to the cat
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I GET IMMORTALITY!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just gimme photographic memory.
inlandempire@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 2 months ago
I am ironman
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
ability to make people say what you want them to
Resol@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
GusTheBard@midwest.social 2 months ago
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
livingcoder@programming.dev 2 months ago
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
craktok@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Super speed of course!!
penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Real life Ctrl+Z
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
My superpower is pain
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 2 months ago
impeccable social skills
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor
nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 2 months ago
oh shit oh shit I’ll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then
Amir@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Discord time
Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
mondomon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s ONLY great social skills with birds. BTW, I’d enjoy this one still.
Sal@mander.xyz 2 months ago
But a sociopath
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When interacting with pedophiles.
It would make for a great pedo radar, though.
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just add many shitty people appreciate is as amazing people