Teleportation.
Let's play this game again
Submitted 10 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 10 months ago
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Every time you do it you shit your pants
Demuniac@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But you age 1 week every time you teleport
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport
luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
All your body parts teleport to different locations
crypto@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But you have to walk there
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.
Allero@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Each time you teleport, a random person you know gets teleported to the place you were
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
ChexMax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk 10 months ago
“… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”
jim3692@discuss.online 10 months ago
So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?
jaschen@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Happiness
bampop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.
WereCat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The happier you are the dumber you get
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You can give it to others but never yourself.
iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I’d take that power.
Birch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You emit a powerful neurotoxin from your sweat glands that kills any dog within a five mile radius. To people you just smell like chocolate.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FUCK this cuts deep.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won’t know why. Once it’s done, they will continue life as though they’ve never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hi I’m Simon the likeable!
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That sounds like a bonus power.
Get them to do my bidding and they don’t even know about it.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did you just hand him steroids??
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is … Autism!
Jarix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everyone calls you rainman
Sal@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Vaccines cure autism
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your downside is also Autism
piecat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You didn’t say how much: you’re gifted at one thing, but you’re now nonverbal and every sensation is overwhelming.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But it’s borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you’ve developed over the years is good enough (it’s not) and the refuse to prescribe medication to help you
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
There’s medication that helps autism?
potpotato@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.
eldoom@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You don’t like pasta or pasta sauce, it repulses you.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You must drink copious amounts of water to convert into spaghetti and meat (but immunity to water intoxication).
It takes something like 1800 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of beef… but I feel like that’s too extreme for a side-effect. Anyone care to suggest a good ratio?
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
You are now patented and contractually obliged to end world hunger and provide clean energy for the rest of your existence, while all world governments try to clone you.
If you are successfully cloned, your consciousness is discovered to be a biproduct of your unique physiology and you are no longer treated as a human or individual. Billions of yous are produced and now classed as biological machines, used to power and feed the earth and all off world ships and collonies.
Yous have now lived for countless billenia, been traded as a commodity across the galaxies and been used to liberate and control countless civilisations. Your originating species evolved past you eons ago now and you haven’t seen a posthuman since the stars began to dim, but the yous will never be allowed to end or die because the yous are the most valuable beings in the universe.
Yous are an owned property, not to be considered an individual or a person. Yous make spaghetti, that is your purpose.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.
Katana314@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Downside: It’s not gluten-free.
Thebular@lemmy.world 10 months ago
While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection
comrade19@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That is disgusting but so well written
sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The spaghetti accelerates
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The ability to the cat
REDACTED@infosec.pub 10 months ago
When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 months ago
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
the_abecedarian@piefed.social 10 months ago
Telekinesis
kinther@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
craktok@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Super speed of course!!
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I GET IMMORTALITY!
Spark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
laserm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Will to live
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can shit at will
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just gimme photographic memory.
Resol@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
infinite money
archonet@lemy.lol 10 months ago
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
NKBTN@feddit.uk 10 months ago
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
Mwa@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279
Jumi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You get an illness from that time your modern immune system is not prepared for.