Aksamit
@Aksamit@slrpnk.net
- Comment on I experimented with some unusual psychology tricks to help me feel less awkward, and the outcomes were pretty surprising 6 days ago:
I’m honestly kinda surprised I missed their username, I got really good at spotting the nazi dogwhistles in people’s usernames in my last few years on reddit.
- Comment on I experimented with some unusual psychology tricks to help me feel less awkward, and the outcomes were pretty surprising 6 days ago:
Did they send you the link too? Ngl I was actually thinking of throwing $2usd at it out of curiosity (even though I’m a mostly non-talking autistic, lmao) but I just noticed the ‘88’ in op’s username and yeah, nope. Not interested anymore.
- Comment on I experimented with some unusual psychology tricks to help me feel less awkward, and the outcomes were pretty surprising 1 week ago:
Maybe post it in a comment here? I’d like to read it and I’m sure others would too.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 2 weeks ago:
Vibes based spying
- Comment on *pat pat pat* 2 weeks ago:
Paper beats rock
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 2 weeks ago:
Hel
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 2 weeks ago:
Slrpnk.net
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 2 weeks ago:
The user interface with SLRPNK is good, if you’re still looking. I joined it just before kbin died and it’s done a pretty good job filling the hole reddit left, better than kbin anyway.
I tried to get the hang of blahaj.zone while SLRPNK was down recently and just couldn’t with how follow people/profile centric it is, or how awkward it was finding posts I’m interested in. I liked the cat widget though, reminded me of that ancient Felix browser add on.
- Comment on Post your favorite frogs. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Post your favorite frogs. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 4 weeks ago:
Is there some emo enclave of washed up millennials in your area or something?
- Comment on I have finished comedy 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure it was supposed to make you think of the Spinal Tap stone henge bit .
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.
The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.
Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Wait isn’t that neurodiversity? Or is this just a default state of all people?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
But the transformation also transforms the universe you’re in each time, so in order to transform again you need to find a fictional character mentioned in that universe. Researching and planning your transformation routes takes up most of your time now.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ the cat agrees.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
You are now patented and contractually obliged to end world hunger and provide clean energy for the rest of your existence, while all world governments try to clone you.
If you are successfully cloned, your consciousness is discovered to be a biproduct of your unique physiology and you are no longer treated as a human or individual. Billions of yous are produced and now classed as biological machines, used to power and feed the earth and all off world ships and collonies.
Yous have now lived for countless billenia, been traded as a commodity across the galaxies and been used to liberate and control countless civilisations. Your originating species evolved past you eons ago now and you haven’t seen a posthuman since the stars began to dim, but the yous will never be allowed to end or die because the yous are the most valuable beings in the universe.
Yous are an owned property, not to be considered an individual or a person. Yous make spaghetti, that is your purpose.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
And you can get all the personal space and down time you need as no one can ever get clingy or stalkerish towards you. This would be an amazing power.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
There’s medication that helps autism?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won’t be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
- Comment on 7 for me 5 weeks ago:
Madness.
