Aksamit

@Aksamit@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're deep into the baggy era mate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there some emo enclave of washed up millennials in your area or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have finished comedy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it was supposed to make you think of the Spinal Tap stone henge bit .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

  Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

  The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

  Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait isn’t that neurodiversity? Or is this just a default state of all people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But the transformation also transforms the universe you’re in each time, so in order to transform again you need to find a fictional character mentioned in that universe. Researching and planning your transformation routes takes up most of your time now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get downvoted because lemmy thinks this is arrogant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ the cat agrees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are now patented and contractually obliged to end world hunger and provide clean energy for the rest of your existence, while all world governments try to clone you.

  If you are successfully cloned, your consciousness is discovered to be a biproduct of your unique physiology and you are no longer treated as a human or individual. Billions of yous are produced and now classed as biological machines, used to power and feed the earth and all off world ships and collonies.

  Yous have now lived for countless billenia, been traded as a commodity across the galaxies and been used to liberate and control countless civilisations. Your originating species evolved past you eons ago now and you haven’t seen a posthuman since the stars began to dim, but the yous will never be allowed to end or die because the yous are the most valuable beings in the universe.

  Yous are an owned property, not to be considered an individual or a person. Yous make spaghetti, that is your purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you can get all the personal space and down time you need as no one can ever get clingy or stalkerish towards you. This would be an amazing power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s medication that helps autism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won’t be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Madness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t be long till tomato sandwich season now either. I go feral over those too but it doesn’t make as good a meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  I’d wait till the weather is properly hot before trying one for the first time though, they’re tropical fruits and need that heat to ripen fully and be properly flavourful. Cold, hard mango isn’t anywhere near as good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

  I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frenly warnin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t give them ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying my best to make you turds smile⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wenk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, they really took their logo from sexy, fast and expensive looking, to looking like an over priced soft drink?

  That’s impressive, haha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨goldcrests⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha SO TRUE!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha SO TRUE!

  (does this mean we are friends now? ≽^•⩊•^≼)