Birch
@Birch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Half-a-million members sign up to new left-wing party founded in Britain 3 weeks ago:
Just limit foreign investment in real estate, practically half of London is owned by russian, arab and chinese billionaires. Other countries don’t allow owning property if you don’t live there or tax the shit out of second and third homes.
- Comment on White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite that Collects Climate Data 3 weeks ago:
They could just hand it over to ESA, hell they could even “sell” it
- Comment on Be nice 4 weeks ago:
Currently it costs direct air capture startup “Climeworks” about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using “Direct Air Capture”.
- Comment on Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US 5 weeks ago:
Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 5 weeks ago:
And his name is…
JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺
- Comment on RIP 1 month ago:
You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Punt gun
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 1 month ago:
Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter
- Comment on YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto 2 months ago:
Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet
- Comment on DARPA is testing a device soldiers can swallow to make them less stressed 2 months ago:
So, pervitin, but electronic?
- Comment on Twenty-seven states and DC sue 23andMe to oppose the sale of DNA data from its customers without their direct consent 2 months ago:
Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 2 months ago:
Blood benchies for the blood god!
- Comment on Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July 2 months ago:
It’s more likely than you think!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Go get her tiger
- Comment on AI Training Slop 2 months ago:
Be happy
- Comment on Bachelor Chow slabs, anyone? 2 months ago:
What flavour?
Dinner flavour.
- Comment on The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites 2 months ago:
Direct exposure to the sun? In orbit? Chance in a million!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You have the constant urge to shit too
- Comment on Outstanding work 3 months ago:
Fffffuuuuu…
- Comment on Depressed and Lonely? There Could Be a Robotic Sex Partner in Your Future 4 months ago:
Lucy Liu bot memes incoming
- Comment on 4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails. 4 months ago:
No.
- Comment on Do it 4 months ago:
Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 4 months ago:
Hell hath no fury than a MAGAt made look stupid
- Comment on France runs fusion reactor for record 22 minutes 6 months ago:
Well have a nap
- Comment on Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps. 6 months ago:
Gulf of America, don’t catch you shippin now, look where I’m fishin now, potus be trippin yo (woo), gulf of america
- Comment on [sh.it.post] We're #5! We're #5! 7 months ago:
Perhaps the list originally started at 0…
- Comment on Delicious 7 months ago:
Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting
- Comment on Bill Nye should host a New Year's Eve event and call it Bill's NYE 7 months ago:
Nyeh