Birch
@Birch@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Why Is Everyone Suddenly Talking About Putting Data Centers in Space? 1 week ago:
🤦♂️
- Comment on Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling AI Content "Slop" 1 week ago:
99.9% of emails are spam or at the very least unsolicited. 99.9% of AI content is useless, wrong or disturbing, thus, slop.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 1 week ago:
You cured my impostor syndrome, thank you.
- Comment on Meta smart glasses pose a threat to women, campaigners say 2 weeks ago:
I just want subtitles in real life
- Comment on Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026 4 weeks ago:
And no money is left in anyone’s pockets but the richest 5 people in the world
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on WHY??? 1 month ago:
[LOUD THUMPING TECHNOMUSIC]
- Comment on 28-pound electric motor delivers 1000 horsepower 2 months ago:
Maybe we can also have them drive themselves and link them up for more efficiency also have them as a service so not everyone has to own their own and we can reduce overhead on servicing and infrastructure and … trains.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 3 months ago:
I’m on a horse
- Comment on Half-a-million members sign up to new left-wing party founded in Britain 5 months ago:
Just limit foreign investment in real estate, practically half of London is owned by russian, arab and chinese billionaires. Other countries don’t allow owning property if you don’t live there or tax the shit out of second and third homes.
- Comment on White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite that Collects Climate Data 5 months ago:
They could just hand it over to ESA, hell they could even “sell” it
- Comment on Be nice 5 months ago:
Currently it costs direct air capture startup “Climeworks” about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using “Direct Air Capture”.
- Comment on Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US 5 months ago:
Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 5 months ago:
And his name is…
JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺
- Comment on RIP 6 months ago:
You just gotta have faith! Fathu faithu faith!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Punt gun
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 6 months ago:
Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter
- Comment on YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto 7 months ago:
Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet
- Comment on DARPA is testing a device soldiers can swallow to make them less stressed 7 months ago:
So, pervitin, but electronic?
- Comment on Twenty-seven states and DC sue 23andMe to oppose the sale of DNA data from its customers without their direct consent 7 months ago:
Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 7 months ago:
Blood benchies for the blood god!
- Comment on Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July 7 months ago:
It’s more likely than you think!
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Go get her tiger
- Comment on AI Training Slop 7 months ago:
Be happy
- Comment on Bachelor Chow slabs, anyone? 7 months ago:
What flavour?
Dinner flavour.
- Comment on The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites 7 months ago:
Direct exposure to the sun? In orbit? Chance in a million!
- Comment on Let's play this game again 7 months ago:
You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness
- Comment on Let's play this game again 7 months ago:
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
- Comment on Let's play this game again 7 months ago:
You have the constant urge to shit too
- Comment on Outstanding work 8 months ago:
Fffffuuuuu…
