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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LouSlash@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it

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    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are hounded by mathematicians that want to apply the halting problem to the device.
      If they ever get through and ask the question, reality breaks.

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How will the scientists be able to figure out how to stop it before i summon another, destroying the previous one?

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The devices summoned are of so bad quality that even attempting to use it will cause it to break.

      As for the first one, using said magic will change your brain chemistry so you become a hyper aggressive, far right leaning man.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every device you summon or you transformed into will smell like farts.

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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The device is 60 tons in weight, and falls from orbit.

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Does that mean that i can just run past someone and summon the device to kill them?

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  • Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Invisibility

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You become blind and deaf when invisible.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also very screamy

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    • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you’ve eaten, pee… All can be seen though.

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is actually canon to HG Wells’ The Invisible Man

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The outer layer of the epidermis, are just dead skin cells.

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    • peetabix@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can never sleep as your eyelids are also see through for you.

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      • clockworkrat@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Have you heard of curtains?

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instant teleportation

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s instant from everyone else’s perspective, you have a 5 minute cut scene that outlines the area you teleported to, but not a second goes by from the moment you teleport to after you are there.

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Comes with instant cancer due to the radiation.

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    • sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your clothes do not teleport with you

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    • Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Getting stuck in random items at target location, being molecularly fused to said item, up to and including loss of body parts with appropriate health implications.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even for a post like this that’s just unrealistic.

      But, everyone shows up but their fingers are constantly covered in a thick layer of Cheeto dust.

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    • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone wants to play in your games

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    • SanPe_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But they want to change their character every time.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.

        So this one esentially boils down to “you only play once and your friends are pissed”

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You DM becomes your literal dungeon master. You’re literally chained naked in a basement, forced to play endless games of DND.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The side effect is intended to be bad.

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This irritates your intestines terribly every time you use it, causing you to be the one to have to cancel every time tho, or play the session in agonizing pain and very frequent bathroom trips

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There sure is a lot of “you poop yourself every time you use it” type responses here.

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your DnD groups are all incredibly hot and sexually uninhibited, but none of them will date you because they can always get great sex, whereas you are the best at being a DM. They also steal any one you want to date because they want you do do nothing but be there for them.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That seems oddly specific and personal.

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Had this happen with one dude in college. I had no clue why he joined at all. He spent every session on his phone held 6 inches from his face, and always had to be told when it was his turn in combat, just for him to have no clue who to attack.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.

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  • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It messes with your memory severely and the more you use the power the more severe a temporally caused form of schizophrenia you develop becomes as well.

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can’t move from one spot.

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You have to run as if you were a shark to even breathe

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    • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are not immune to your powers- when time stops, so do you

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Whoch makes sense as air being stopped would make moving around impossible.

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.

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    • Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It works on yourself as well

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    • wolfrasin@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can’t control the effect when you touch a non-human animal.

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      • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers

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    • UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You get hit with the same side effect

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can control the digestive systems of others

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    • Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you lose control of your own when using the power.

      Cause a shit, take a shit.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.

        They could cause people to throw up feces.

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have my nose grow every time I lie

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  • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speed up or slow down time at will

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  • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mind reading

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ability to make cheese at will.

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
    “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

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  • rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bullet poops

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  • inlandempire@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all

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  • sour@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flying

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say

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  • AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ability to change the probability of events happening

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.

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  • tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The USA.

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Super strength

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.

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  • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mind reading

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teleportation

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shapeshifting (also, yes)

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  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shapeshifting

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