Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
Let's play this game again
Submitted 2 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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knight_alva@lemmy.world 2 months ago
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You are not immune to your powers- when time stops, so do you
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whoch makes sense as air being stopped would make moving around impossible.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
You have to run as if you were a shark to even breathe
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It messes with your memory severely and the more you use the power the more severe a temporally caused form of schizophrenia you develop becomes as well.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You can’t move from one spot.
zloubida@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mind reading
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
you find out that your childhood anxiety that no one actually likes you was spot on
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
Whatever the guy below me said
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At night it only sees dicks
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You would be surprised how many Anerican politicians ate named Richard. You could make a niche career using that skill presuming you are a good shot
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
You can see through earth itself, covering your entire vision with said outlines, unable to see any object in front of you unless it is a living being
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can see all the spiders in your walls. Bacteria and all kinds of living things coat every surface you look at and fill your intestines.
I’m not sure that a side effect would be worse than the super power.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Your telomeres become 2x shorter everytime you use the ability
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Excellent nerf.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Then you’re just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton – when you finally are free of it, you’re superpowered. Without kryptonite, there’s no superman.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN’T do.
Angelusz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You are invisible.
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
but you have to watch time pass in real time. so you can go 50 years into the future, your age will freeze but it’ll take you to watch 50 years for every last second. same thing going back just in reverse.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Every time you fast forward through something, the remote will remember it and always fast forward through that thing happening. While you’re fast forwarding you’ll be in auto pilot and give boring monotone responses to questions asked.
They should make a movie about that.
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
but not our timeline
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s one of those awful apple TV remote controls. When your hand gets the slightest bit sweaty, you seek all over the place with no precision.
Nobilmantis@feddit.it 2 months ago
It requires a 1,21Gw-capable battery
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does a capacitor count?
Ashiette@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You (un)age as well
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can never find the batteries required to make it work
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It only takes you to a showing of Titanic when it was still in theatres.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
your destination is always between stations
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You are Mecha-Godzilla and always horny for a female counterpart that doesn’t exist.
Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This one hurt
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The USA.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
Triasha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can shapeshift.
toastmeister@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The power to become the animal I last ate.
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I can create any liquid and control his Temperature
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 months ago
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Your butthole is now sealed shut
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I have wolverine level regeneration.
kandoh@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I always succeed at anything I attempt
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.
rdri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
the_abecedarian@piefed.social 2 months ago
Telekinesis
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
it is infested with transdimentional fleas
they are kinda ok, but make everything they touch slowly change colour to magenta
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Time is accelerated in your space such that you age a year for every day spent there.