Invisibility
Let's play this game again
Submitted 10 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
You become blind and deaf when invisible.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also very screamy
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you’ve eaten, pee… All can be seen though.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 months ago
This is actually canon to HG Wells’ The Invisible Man
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The outer layer of the epidermis, are just dead skin cells.
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You can never sleep as your eyelids are also see through for you.
dan69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Instant teleportation
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s instant from everyone else’s perspective, you have a 5 minute cut scene that outlines the area you teleported to, but not a second goes by from the moment you teleport to after you are there.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Comes with instant cancer due to the radiation.
sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Your clothes do not teleport with you
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Getting stuck in random items at target location, being molecularly fused to said item, up to and including loss of body parts with appropriate health implications.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Even for a post like this that’s just unrealistic.
But, everyone shows up but their fingers are constantly covered in a thick layer of Cheeto dust.
Jarix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everyone wants to play in your games
SanPe_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But they want to change their character every time.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.
So this one esentially boils down to “you only play once and your friends are pissed”
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You DM becomes your literal dungeon master. You’re literally chained naked in a basement, forced to play endless games of DND.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The side effect is intended to be bad.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
This irritates your intestines terribly every time you use it, causing you to be the one to have to cancel every time tho, or play the session in agonizing pain and very frequent bathroom trips
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
There sure is a lot of “you poop yourself every time you use it” type responses here.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Your DnD groups are all incredibly hot and sexually uninhibited, but none of them will date you because they can always get great sex, whereas you are the best at being a DM. They also steal any one you want to date because they want you do do nothing but be there for them.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
That seems oddly specific and personal.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Had this happen with one dude in college. I had no clue why he joined at all. He spent every session on his phone held 6 inches from his face, and always had to be told when it was his turn in combat, just for him to have no clue who to attack.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.
knight_alva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
It messes with your memory severely and the more you use the power the more severe a temporally caused form of schizophrenia you develop becomes as well.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You can’t move from one spot.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
You have to run as if you were a shark to even breathe
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You are not immune to your powers- when time stops, so do you
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Whoch makes sense as air being stopped would make moving around impossible.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.
Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It works on yourself as well
wolfrasin@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You can’t control the effect when you touch a non-human animal.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG
hddsx@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You get hit with the same side effect
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You can control the digestive systems of others
Lycist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you lose control of your own when using the power.
Cause a shit, take a shit.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.
They could cause people to throw up feces.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 10 months ago
Have my nose grow every time I lie
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 10 months ago
Speed up or slow down time at will
zloubida@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mind reading
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ability to make cheese at will.
owl@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”rothaine@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bullet poops
inlandempire@jlai.lu 10 months ago
I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
sour@feddit.org 10 months ago
Flying
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The ability to change the probability of events happening
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
The USA.
Greg@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Super strength
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 10 months ago
Mind reading
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 months ago
Teleportation
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Shapeshifting
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You are hounded by mathematicians that want to apply the halting problem to the device.
If they ever get through and ask the question, reality breaks.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
How will the scientists be able to figure out how to stop it before i summon another, destroying the previous one?
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The devices summoned are of so bad quality that even attempting to use it will cause it to break.
As for the first one, using said magic will change your brain chemistry so you become a hyper aggressive, far right leaning man.
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Every device you summon or you transformed into will smell like farts.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The device is 60 tons in weight, and falls from orbit.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
Does that mean that i can just run past someone and summon the device to kill them?