I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
Let's play this game again
Submitted 5 days ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
You look and sound like the ‘you on kazoo’ kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you’re a 9 year old.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Worth it.
eyelevel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I have a remote control for time.
pyre@lemmy.world 3 days ago
but you have to watch time pass in real time. so you can go 50 years into the future, your age will freeze but it’ll take you to watch 50 years for every last second. same thing going back just in reverse.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
Every time you fast forward through something, the remote will remember it and always fast forward through that thing happening. While you’re fast forwarding you’ll be in auto pilot and give boring monotone responses to questions asked.
They should make a movie about that.
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 days ago
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
but not our timeline
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
It’s one of those awful apple TV remote controls. When your hand gets the slightest bit sweaty, you seek all over the place with no precision.
Nobilmantis@feddit.it 3 days ago
It requires a 1,21Gw-capable battery
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Does a capacitor count?
Ashiette@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You (un)age as well
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You can never find the batteries required to make it work
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It only takes you to a showing of Titanic when it was still in theatres.
Triasha@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I can shapeshift.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Into Ron Jeremy.
Triasha@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thanks this one could be useful.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But only into a starfish
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 days ago
… into cheap chinese toys only
toastmeister@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
The power to become the animal I last ate.
Xkaliber@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It only works one way i.e. You can’t revert back to being a human unless you…
quinkin@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Counts for going back to human too
Sal@mander.xyz 3 days ago
You are a radical vegan
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’re a staunch vegetarian
Luminocta@lemm.ee 3 days ago
All the food you eat tastes bland, cardboard like.
lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
But you can only speak in Mandarin
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
As a third party ref I am ruling that this does give you the ability to talk in Mandarin while in a non-human form.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 days ago
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Every time you use this power, it costs you one rank on the hierarchy of choices for your next reincarnation.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Is not reincarnating an option?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
it is infested with transdimentional fleas
they are kinda ok, but make everything they touch slowly change colour to magenta
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Time is accelerated in your space such that you age a year for every day spent there.
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I can create any liquid and control his Temperature
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
whose?
qarbone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It has to be excreted from your tear ducts.
brotundspiele@feddit.org 3 days ago
But every container you encounter has a leakage.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It comes out of your urethra.
Jarix@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You get dehydrated if you create too much
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 3 days ago
At least i won’t cry lava or something toxic the first one was so evil but yours love it
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
knight_alva@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Complete control over time. I can stop, start, speed up, slow down, skip forward, skip back, and rewind.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Your butthole is now sealed shut
zloubida@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Mind reading
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
The COD Zombies perk “Death Perception”, but instead, I can see the outline of living beings through objects.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 days ago
This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I have wolverine level regeneration.
kandoh@reddthat.com 3 days ago
I always succeed at anything I attempt
tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
The USA.
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 days ago
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.
rdri@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
the_abecedarian@piefed.social 4 days ago
Telekinesis
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
eyelevel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The entire superman box set. 5 film collection, high def blue ray, on sale now.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Excellent nerf.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Then you’re just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton – when you finally are free of it, you’re superpowered. Without kryptonite, there’s no superman.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN’T do.
Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You are invisible.