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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In North Korea, your phone secretly takes screenshots every 5 minutes for government surveillance⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A postal worker in Harlem attacked a trans woman. She fought back and fatally stabbed him in self-defense. This is how the NY Post framed it.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Innocent God fearing all American red blooded heterosexual bystanders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A postal worker in Harlem attacked a trans woman. She fought back and fatally stabbed him in self-defense. This is how the NY Post framed it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Upstanding heterosexual cisgendered male citizen forced to take homeless bum’s life in deadly subway altercation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A postal worker in Harlem attacked a trans woman. She fought back and fatally stabbed him in self-defense. This is how the NY Post framed it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Violently homosexual man brutalizes innocent bystander in gay rage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel attacked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a sub class, if you pick running then you’ll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you’ll date a young Japanese person etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just two parents to a person named Step.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Klugerama, we have tried the carrot, it is now time for the stick!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do the same bro, I wear 30 pairs of shirts and pants on top of each other and every week I shed a layer. I call it the crustacean method.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhubarb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number neighbors!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need to use an /s then you’re not doing it right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number neighbors!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, if I believe you’re stupid then that reinforces my myopic world view in which I am the only smart person on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, I’ll make it a bit more difficult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Their friends and family become trapped in stasis until they complete a campaign, they know you are to blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever you transform into a character it’s discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but your will to live is tied to the US GDP. The higher the GDP, the stronger your will to live, the weaker the GDP the stronger your desire to end your existence. This might not sound so bad at face value but every politician on the planet has this information, your desire to live is an economic and political tool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, in order for your skeleton and organs to support your ever growing muscle mass you need to consume human flesh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You emit a powerful neurotoxin from your sweat glands that kills any dog within a five mile radius. To people you just smell like chocolate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You are locked in a cellar below the Vatican. Your powers only work after you drink a gallon of holy water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All your body parts teleport to different locations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You suffer from excruciating social anxiety when alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With every ice cube you create, your life is shortened by one year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the little guys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but with what’s happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.