musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak evolution (after crabs)⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you might be a kung fu master

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At last we know all his answers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re my favorite writer. Happy to see you’re still alive!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find a circle that is going places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They still have the McRib in Taiwan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find a circle that is going places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We’re looking for dark red blood here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you’re being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump reportedly suspends Nvidia H20 export ban plan after $1 million dinner with Jensen Huang⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely not, we’re talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about that time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Ranking Reddit AI Translated Pages Too Well.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the community for stuff like this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flushing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you’ll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok Reveals Elon Musk Has ‘Tried Tweaking My Responses’ After AI Bot Repeatedly Labels Him a ‘Top Misinformation Spreader’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always guard against living in the world of fantasy rather than undeniable facts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to Enter the US With Your Digital Privacy Intact⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why didn’t you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn’t make your flight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always guard against overrating your "talent"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She might starfish but you can’t handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this ‘mom’ woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tried THIS and it actually works all the time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

  Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.

  And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be in the comments as well. Good luck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italy demands Google poison DNS under strict Piracy Shield law⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t really know but I think Italy works different. I once met this Italian producer at a film festival. He spoke to me for about 20 minutes in Italian while wildly gesturing. His translator then gave me a deadpan look and said: “He asked you how film financing works in East Asia.” I gave a short answer and then the translator spent 20 minutes explaining and translating my answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel publicly announces genocidal intent⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is insane, this message looks like something out of a Command and Conquer game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft accidentally removed Copilot in the latest Windows 11 update.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, I’m sticking to my current setup. When windows 11 gets forced unto me I’ll probably switch to linux and buy a beefy mac for adobe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft accidentally removed Copilot in the latest Windows 11 update.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really want to do this but I can’t, is creative cloud running on linux?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn something new everyday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check your DVDs for disc rot — Warner Bros. says it’s replacing them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because these people often don’t want to pirate. In Germany the government now fines you for piracy, using a common VPN isn’t enough anymore. Then there are other factors such as remasters and changes.

  Fight Club, The Matrix, The Terminator and Star Wars are all popular films but there are several versions out there with different color grades and special effects. So I completely understand why this subset of people would want to keep their version of the movie.