This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.
Rocky rock rocking
Submitted 1 year ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3d3c7ee9-e36c-46a8-b1b3-66fc8367b01d.jpeg
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Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Fossilized Egg
RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 year ago
Lemmy already has enough anger. Cant we use this post to have a peaceful discussion?
lengau@midwest.social 1 year ago
No
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rock and stone!
SeekPie@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Rocks and stone!
TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Had to scroll way too far to find this. For Karl!
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 1 year ago
Fakest celebrity ever
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
ce n’est pas un rocher
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
It’s a pipe!
beerclue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ok.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Its a pebble
lengau@midwest.social 1 year ago
Looks more like a stone to me.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 1 year ago
Could be a giant boulder
swordfish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.
Budama25@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Some of us like that ‘thing’!
dan1101@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.
justsquigglez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s not JUST a boulder! It’s a rock! A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, OL ROOOCK. Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES! And it’s in great shape!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a boulder the size of a small boulder
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Heh, I think the line in the news article was something like, “a small boulder the size of a large boulder”. I’m inclined to blame the editor rather than the reporter.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Huh, here I thought it was an egg.
notaviking@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 1 year ago
I refuse to argue about this due to the following reasons, assumptions and attacks against your person: …
griff@lemmings.world 1 year ago
photo of a rock
plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ceci n’est pas une rock
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The Treachery of the Meme
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is a paper weight!
Postingllamas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is Patrick
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re out of your element, fleshoid.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Hey dude, fleshoid is not the preferred nomenclature, its meatbag.
some_dude@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Walter, I’m not talking about someone who built the Spaceroads…
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 year ago
What size are we talking here? Looks like a pebble to me.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh I’m sure everything looks like a pebble to you from that high horse you’re sat upon. If you had any basis in reality you’d know this is a boulder. Keep living in delusion if that’s what makes you happy, but the rest of us live in the Real World.
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
griff@lemmings.world 1 year ago
um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they’ve been keeping the blinders on all of us.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 1 year ago
Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 year ago
True. OP needs to do his own reading.
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.
doug@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I will fucking murder you over this rock.
socsa@piefed.social 1 year ago
Hey fuck you buddy
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 year ago
I’m not your buddy, Pal!
griff@lemmings.world 1 year ago
don’t call me bro, bro!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’re awfully never for someone who’s within rock range.
infectoid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll be taking that rare earth mineral and you will say thank you. It’s for your own safety.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why a rock?i want a snack
griff@lemmings.world 1 year ago
why a duck?
EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
kaerypheur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rock N’ Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
But this one’s not rollin’
… Otherwise we’d be hatin’
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rock and roll was slain by the metal in the year 2012 but rose again as an undead revenant abomination. Yeah it won’t die now but it had to die in order to become that way. They’re trying to cover it up but I know the truth.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first thought was it being an incorrect first line and my brain went “and I’m getting stoned.”
“She got a rock And I’m gettin’ stoned”
But then had that very programmed feeling of you shouldn’t say that because you aren’t getting stoned and you don’t want people to think of you as getting up and getting stoned on a Saturday morning. Talk about being programmed to fear what other people think.
Anyways Eric Church has a couple songs I liked
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 year ago
Have you ever seen a river bed?
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Why would a river need a bed? Does it even get tired?
lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.
SARGE@startrek.website 1 year ago
No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.
capybara@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!
93maddie94@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Pretend it’s a seed
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Must be a .world thing