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- Comment on Can anyone recommend a thin sideways window fan? 3 days ago:
Can confirm they’re everywhere “temperate”. Except Korea.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
Lol ty
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
I was hoping you’d say Cap’n Gay.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
Super gay, or gay^2^, yassified.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
It’s also how gay people reproduce.
A third person watches and is Become Gay, Destroyer of Sphincters.
But if a baby results, it’s hermaphroditic.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 week ago:
You’re gay if you watch.
- Comment on fellow patriots 1 week ago:
Fake news.
BREAKING: IMPERIAL DEATH STAR OBLITERATES ALDERAAN, BILLIONS PRESUMED DEAD
By John Patriot, Fox News Galactic Correspondent May 5, 2025
IMPERIAL CENTER — In a show of overwhelming force that has sent shockwaves throughout the galaxy, the Galactic Empire’s new battle station, dubbed the “Death Star,” has completely destroyed the peaceful planet of Alderaan. Imperial sources confirm the planet was reduced to asteroids in a matter of seconds.
Emperor Palpatine defended the military action as “necessary to maintain peace and security” across the galaxy, citing intelligence reports claiming Alderaan had become a hotbed for Rebel Alliance sympathizers.
“This was not a decision taken lightly,” said Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin in an exclusive interview. “But when faced with growing terrorist threats from the so-called Rebel Alliance, we had no choice but to demonstrate the consequences of treason against the legitimate government of the galaxy.”
Republican senators praised the decisive action, with Senator Orrin Maul (R-Dathomir) calling it “a much-needed response to the weak policies of previous administrations that allowed rebel insurgency to fester.”
Critics on the left have decried the destruction as “disproportionate” and “an unprecedented humanitarian disaster,” but military experts note that the demonstration of the Death Star’s capabilities may prevent future conflicts by deterring other systems from harboring rebel elements.
Imperial military strategist Admiral Firmus Piett explained, “Sometimes you need to make an example. The destruction of one planet could save countless lives by preventing a prolonged galactic civil war.”
The Death Star, described as a moon-sized battle station with unprecedented firepower, represents the pinnacle of Imperial military technology. Sources close to the project say it was completed ahead of schedule and under budget, a testament to Imperial efficiency.
Princess Leia Organa, a suspected Rebel sympathizer and Alderaan’s representative in the Imperial Senate, was reportedly detained hours before the incident on charges of espionage and treason. Imperial authorities have confirmed she is being held for questioning regarding stolen technical data.
Markets responded positively to the news, with Imperial Defense contractors seeing stocks surge by as much as 15%. Economic analysts predict a boom in reconstruction and security sectors as the Empire continues its campaign to restore order.
The Emperor is expected to address the galaxy tomorrow from the Imperial Palace, where he will likely outline next steps in the ongoing effort to secure peace and stability for law-abiding citizens throughout Imperial space.
Fox News will continue to provide updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.
- Comment on fellow patriots 1 week ago:
Fake news. The Death Star, if it exists, is nowhere near Alderaan, which also doesn’t exist, and we need nothing from it. Though it’s cherished immensely.
- Comment on Found Lily and Mitch 2 weeks ago:
Not a shitpost, but liked and subscribed anyway.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Yea, there’s too little context here. Update with more information, OP, or we’re looking at a GIGO situation.
- Comment on Suggestions for a top down game that is genuinely different to all the others? 4 weeks ago:
That’s a really great question. I will leave it to other people in the comments to answer.
I took OP’s question to mean, “Give me some top-down game suggestions”.
Now that I read it again, I see your point. But also, I can’t think of any of the suggestions in this thread as being unique.
- Comment on Suggestions for a top down game that is genuinely different to all the others? 4 weeks ago:
Factorio is a game in which you build and maintain factories. You will be mining resources, researching technologies, building infrastructure, automating production and fighting enemies.
- Comment on US stocks tumble again as reality sets back in on Wall Street 5 weeks ago:
But I’m winning! 3rd term when?
- Comment on What do you think are some strategies trumps Russian handlers use to get that bafoon to do what they want? 5 weeks ago:
Message him on Signal.
- Comment on Should we boycott games with loot boxes? 5 weeks ago:
Already boycott lootboxes and gacha games.
Sell me the game and give free updates or fuck off. I’m done paying you to be your beta tester.
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 5 weeks ago:
You’re going to hell for this 🤣🤣🤣
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 5 weeks ago:
This reminds me of 2010 when lootboxes and gacha games were okay because teaching children to gamble with Dad’s credit card was awesome.
15 years later and YouTube doesn’t even know what gambling is anymore, lol.
- Comment on Are most people here left-wing? 5 weeks ago:
Thanks, Frank! Very eloquently put!
- Comment on Why dont more people live in smaller communities , appart from economic opportunity (WFH is making it possible if not prefferable too) 1 month ago:
Bullshit. McDonald’s workers don’t make 60k in a city bro.
- Comment on Clean butt 1 month ago:
An actual shit post lol
- Comment on Why dont more people live in smaller communities , appart from economic opportunity (WFH is making it possible if not prefferable too) 1 month ago:
Average income is about 60k, I can’t see a way past the triple cost for housing to make up for the comparatively tiny hit you’ll take in income.
- Comment on Why dont more people live in smaller communities , appart from economic opportunity (WFH is making it possible if not prefferable too) 1 month ago:
Because they don’t know how to do a spreadsheet for household budget.
Once you see the numbers all laid out, living in a small town is usually better in NA.
- Comment on Husband needs proof news is censored 1 month ago:
I should of looked at that before I wrote “should of”.
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.
YOU RETARD!
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
I’m not your mongoloid, downy!
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
I’m not your pal, Guy!
- Comment on it hits pretty hard the 1st time 1 month ago:
Dude’s gonna be chasing that dragon for the rest of his life.
- Comment on Road crews carry the world on their shoulders. They just aren't given enough to do what needs doing. 1 month ago:
Politicians don’t campaign on maintainance of infrastructure, so it’s not sexy.
- Comment on Road crews carry the world on their shoulders. They just aren't given enough to do what needs doing. 1 month ago:
Building roads is only sexy every twenty years or so. Maintaining roads has never been sexy, to my knowledge.
Moving away from roads and cars almost entirely? I dunno how we get political will for that.
