No truth on truth social
There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.
Submitted 2 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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doleo@lemmy.one [bot] 2 months ago
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny, but true
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The USA FREEDOM Act violates US citizens freedoms and civil liberties.
The “democratic” republic of NK has never been democratic.
Fox News had the motto “Fair and Balanced” for like 20 years, despite being a conservative state propaganda machine.
Turns out you can just lie without consequences!
scarabic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why they had to call it that.
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
Also antisocial behavior!
eran_morad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PBS is the only television worth a damn. Incidentally, it is replete with history, documentaries, non-editorial news, music, and science.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Their YouTube channels are also top notch. Spacetime, Storied, Eons, Terra, Origins, Be Smart… all gold.
IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Man I love Spacetime and Eons. I have watched almost all of spacetime. I wish there were a spacetime hardcore where they threw as much math at me as possible. Awesome channels
Chewget@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s why they want to get rid of it
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Shout-out the PBS passport. $5 a month and I get all the antiques roadshow I can handle.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s the tv version of NPR
jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
So true. PBS has always been a reliable place to find something decent to watch when all else fails I feel. Not to mention no commercials! or very little if any.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because around 20 years ago these networks figured out that they can make just as much money pumping out cheap and crappy reality shows as they can by creating expensive and difficult to produce quality programming.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Capitalism at its best
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
capiTALiSm bREeDS INnOvATIon
Hugin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And it worked before streaming came around. Now cable subscriptions are in free fall and they don’t know what to do.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s no foxes on Fox News either.
Chewget@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Nor news
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yeah, because they own the rights to the name. If only I ran Fox News… damn them.
Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Reminds of an observation my dad made once about how neighborhoods are named after what had to cleared away to build there. Oakwoods. Rolling hills. Pleasent view. Etc etc
rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Because of capitalism. Because all content must drive quarterly profit ever-higher.
Meanwhile, public broadcasting (PBS) is still putting out great content for families regardless of profitability.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Enshittification time
Jomega@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t forget Animal Planet, which hosts shows about tree houses and mermaids now.
jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
that one pisses me off the most, not to mention that pitbulls and parolees or whatever the fuck its supposed to be. I swear its on every day.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
History channel has Forged in Fire where, for about 30 seconds per episode, they give a quick lesson about the historic weapon the contestants will make.
But yeah, TV is bullshit. Fuck commercials.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always appreciated that in shows like Pawn Stars and American Pickers, yeah the main point is entertainment, but they actually made an effort to explain the objects and history around them.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 months ago
Kinda wish they didn’t need to fake the premise of the show so hard to do the history lesson though.
ieightpi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cable is dying and they will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat until the last second
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can’t remember the last time I had a cable subscription. It’s been a while.
zephorah@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The last time I had cable was the year of 9/11. And that was only because I plugged in a stray cable on a whim and found that my upstairs apartment tapped into the the cable from the downstairs apartment.
Honestly, with internet, I never saw the point. And internet only cost $10-25/mo back then. Ofc, by about 2012 or so they became wise to that being the trend and started jacking the internet bill rates. And now internet costs the same as cable used to cost, or more, depending.
But I don’t think anyone ever did a GenX is Killing Cable TV headline.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 months ago
They really need to pare down the number of channels at this point since they’ve all been bought up by a few companies and all show the exact same shit just at different time slots.
stoly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There used to be. Turns out you can make more money with reality TV.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Which reminds me. Reality TV isn’t real.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 months ago
Only temporarily which is why nobody has cable anymore.
stoly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cable was only good when broadcast TV was the alternative. Today it’s entirely obsolete
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes I can get the weather forecast on The Weather Channel.
EatATaco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
But there are letters on ABC.
Checkmate, atheists.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
advertising is the most corrosive poison
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, they have people I don’t know trying to sell me things I don’t want and can’t afford just so some bigwig could buy a second yacht.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Nickelodeon isn’t actually a movie theater that cost a nickel per show.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There was a time they tried to rebrand as CN and push live action content.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was 100% watching MTV the other day and they legitimately played some music
Thought I was hallucinating
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you sure you weren’t smoking something
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Are you sure it wasn’t just the bumpers to rediculousness?
jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
They use to say television rots the brain, but now it’s clear that television just rots.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All of those channels were idealistic and naive. The reality of capitalism destroyed them.
EatATaco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Capitalism just takes advantage of human nature. That’s why it has clearly been the most successful system, at least as a starting point, for the overall well being of a nation.
The issue with these channels is that most people just don’t give a fuck about the information. They want to be entertained. Capitalism is just good system that enabled that to be figured out.
Your issue is not with capitalism, but human nature.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a bingo!
paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So it’s a most or nothing situation? They need to be maximally broadly appealing? That sounds like capitalism to me.
I don’t care if only a certain percentage of people are into these channels. That should be just fine. It is just fine. And I’m not here to guilt anyone because they don’t like watching history shows or whatever else.
The economic model failed the audience of the original versions of these channels. It’s not society as a whole that failed the producers of the channels.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t even get me starting about the Body Shop.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No bodies I suppose. The old bait and switch.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Olive oil is made of olives… at least in Italy it is. Anyway, what about baby oil? Better not think about it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just wanted a couple of them for my own reasons and now I have a lifetime ban from the place.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Learning on The Learning Channel (TLC)
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That still breaks my heart. There used to be really good shows on that channel.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
All those examples (except MTV) is David Zaslav hard at work. So glad he’s in charge of WB now!
davidgro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So… No brothers I guess?
Cuttlefish1111@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Murdoch bought Fox News and History Channel around the same time.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Someone should make a channel called boredom.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think that’s Hallmark.
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus I just snorted coke out my nose.🤣
My wife loves that damn channel. But I swear to god if I have to watch another Father Christmas movie I’ll hurl. Fuck Father Christmas. Wait… I might watch “Fucking Father Christmas”
arefx@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
There used to be
LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There is no socialism on social media
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember when The Learning Channel had learning on it. Now watching it actively depletes your intellect.
ulkesh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, but is there Sy in Syfy?
No. No there isn’t.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 months ago
And Beyond 2000 stopped airing in 1999
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 months ago
There is no Mötorhead on Lemmy
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Discovery is full of shows all about people looking for things but not discovering them.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is frustrating. I still haven’t found that damn Grail yet.
667@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
One does have to know the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
zephorah@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Homestead Rescue is cool. That’s about it.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 months ago
If you think of Discovery like how Christopher Columbus “discovered” America, it does seem fitting. A bunch of bullshit that later lead to genocide and scorched earth. This seems fitting for what they’ve done to HBO and all the other IP they’ve gobbled up and destroyed.