Jolteon

@Jolteon@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is releasing a new PS5 console, but it's a downgrade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, the SSD is soldered to the motherboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley will be getting another update after all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is definitely not going to be the last update.

  Even the original claim didn’t say it would be the last update. It said it would be the last update until the release of haunted chocolatier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the diagram!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3128: Thread Meeting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, scuba diving is completely different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A sufficient amount of violence can solve all problems. It’s not necessarily the best solution for any given problem, or even a good one, but it’s definitely a solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s definitely false. Only a small percentage of people globally die while in water, while nearly everybody dies in a gas.

  Plus, you are ignoring the addictive properties of gasses. While withdrawal symptoms of moderately addictive water take days to get serious, the withdrawal symptoms of much more addictive gases occur within only a couple minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s almost always another website that has the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, portal 2 was also built when valve valued quality over profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you were quite grasping the scope the McDonald’s operates at. That’s only a couple hundred per location, and fast food restaurants tend to have extremely high turnover, so that’s definitely not an unrealistic number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fatphobia Is Fueled by AI-Created Images, Study Finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, at least being fat doesn’t create an aura of stench that makes anyone nearby miserable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually the word "alternative" should be replaced with the word "bullshit". Ex: alternative facts, alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anybody ever actually unironically said “alternative facts”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually the word "alternative" should be replaced with the word "bullshit". Ex: alternative facts, alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the name of a political party?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because drones are expensive, and it would be a waste of money to use them on poor people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if I was a key part of the nuclear program of the US, and there was another country specifically targeting the US’s nuclear program, I would assume myself to be at Target.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nexus Mods Sale Sparks Concern in Modding Community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop banning mods except the ones I disagree with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how pedantic you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like heat would start to become a serious issue at that point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You do realize that there is probably a fair chunk of people on here who can say that unironically?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plex now will SELL your personal data⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The client apps are a lot better these days too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People have private conversations on speaker phone but if I participate then I'm the crazy one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A Bluetooth headset then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data centers will look ridiculous with tiny future servers.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IRC, light speed delay (or technically, electricity speed delay) it’s also a factor, but I can’t remember how much of a factor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ash fell from the sky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t they also been trying to put back doors into everything for the last decade?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China scientists develop flash memory 10,000× faster than current tech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of, did you hear there’s a new room temperature super conductor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Developing a self-hosted alternative to Google Keep⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I use, but I don’t think anybody would say that next cloud is a simple app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have I Been Pwned owner, pwned.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most companies add an email header like “X-PHISHTEST” to the phishing tests (and a corresponding spam filter rule) to ensure they don’t get caught by spam filters. If you look at the headers of a spam email, the company test emails will have that header.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have I Been Pwned owner, pwned.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you look at the headers, you can tell which ones are fake phishing and real phishing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What host names do you use?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually use pokémon, typically from the first few generations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avowed made me scream to my doctor: “I am a wizard!”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt that’s the weirdest thing the doctors have heard people under those drugs say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tetrapods⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Caltrop cheese