Do you think they’d cater a horse funeral?
We cater any event!
Submitted 4 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Zier@fedia.io 4 months ago
What??
NO!
Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea?
Are you even serious right now???
I mean, I have no words...
A horse funeral, who even does that!MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bye bye lil sebastian
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Only T U E S D A Y S
Norgur@fedia.io 4 months ago
They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 4 months ago
They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals
lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 months ago
Only for the first and second year
pigup@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Horse funeral Horse funeral 2 Horse funeral: truly aww-foal Horse funeral: equinity
klemptor@startrek.website 4 months ago
I love Obvious Plant
phorq@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 months ago
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
dumbass@leminal.space 4 months ago
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 4 months ago
Catering companiee would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jim’s coming back?!
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
They should have put that one above the second horse funeral.
qbus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jim is the horse
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jim had left?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He went out for cigarettes and never came back!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s a Lemon Tango moment!
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.
At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.
WarmSoda@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 months ago
That’s brutal…
I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.
lugal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?
marble@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 4 months ago
The horse is name is Jim
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Just after his wedding… :(
Tja@programming.dev 4 months ago
Bye… Bye… 🎶 Lil’ Sebastian… 🎶
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I miss him in the saddest fashion.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Finally, someone to cater my horse wedding with drugs on a quiet Tuesday night!
Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
“For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”
ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“You know you don’t need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?”
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 months ago
“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.
aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Come inside for a free consultation.
UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Yes, they serve a double feature of rum and rosswurst.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It would be especially appropriate for a horse funeral were the animal was used to bring contraband over the Sierra Morena.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
69420@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ya gotta laugh.
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 4 months ago
Where is the catering in this thread?
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I would love for their to be a town somewhere where this was a very sensible sign and not humor at all.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Do they provide written material on ‘How to beat a dead horse’?
Maybe a dummies guide?
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
holds up spork
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 4 months ago
We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 4 months ago
All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.
psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.
Routhinator@startrek.website 4 months ago
Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice
flicker@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Truly the voice of several generations.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.