dogsoahC
@dogsoahC@lemm.ee
- Comment on It's been 30 years and I still can't get over the fact that the French word for "potatoes" is "ground apples." Have The French never had an apple? 3 weeks ago:
In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
Karl Marx in my ass
- Comment on Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime 2 months ago:
That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.
- Comment on Malk? 2 months ago:
Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
But then how did he get to play?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Fuck. I’d never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can’t unsee it.
- Comment on Y=Xbox 2 months ago:
It’s heading your way.
- Comment on Stone Based Stripper Names Ranked 2 months ago:
Where Cummingtonite?
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
Thanks for explaining the joke.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
You bought a single strawberry?
- Comment on With? 2 months ago:
I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.
- Comment on Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67. 2 months ago:
If it would mean things getting cheaper for poor people, it wouldn’t even be all that bad of an idea.
- Comment on ecologists be like 3 months ago:
First, what does "paltry"mean (non-native and shit-faced at that, sorry). Second, why do US workers accept this (assuming you are US)? That sounds like kerosene to revolution.
- Comment on ecologists be like 3 months ago:
I don’t know what that means, exactly, but 10 sounds too much in any case.
- Comment on ecologists be like 3 months ago:
I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:
Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.
Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”
Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.
- Comment on ecologists be like 3 months ago:
Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.
- Comment on On Bears 3 months ago:
Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you’ve got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.
(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh… shut up!)
- Comment on Aluminum 3 months ago:
I’ll just get a spray bottle of mercury and fuck your aluminium assface right up.
- Comment on 🐊🐓🦖 3 months ago:
Though, isn’t being part of a group the closest you can get in terms of relatedness?
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 3 months ago:
Medical terms being used as an insult is a very specific (and problematic) case. And they also weren’t turned into their own opposite. They were equalized with stupidity.
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 3 months ago:
I accept it in colloquial discourse. I’m not happy about it, and I will smartass at everyone who isn’t asking, but I accept that I’m probably fighting a losing battle. But in science, it’s absolutely non-negotiable for words to mean what they mean, and not their own opposite.
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 3 months ago:
Not in person, no. But I’ve had biology profs say that something was “just a theory”.
- Comment on Night shift sucks 3 months ago:
I work at a large airport this summer. What is this “fully staffed” you’re talking about, and where can I get it?
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 3 months ago:
Normally, I’m all for language changing over time. If some word is used a certain way, so beit. But not here. Not in a case where people can end up saying dumb shit like “Evolution is just a theory.” I will physically fight people on that, If need be.