There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.
Kool-Aid
Submitted 10 months ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Gork@lemm.ee 10 months ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It’s called money
ericisshort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, I know a few humans that also trade their blood with humans for that same perverse incentive.
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
They prefer Flavor Aid.
byroon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I can hardly wait to “well ackshually” some unsuspecting person with this information
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Um, actually.*
RIP Mike Trapp. May you go on to better pastures… At Disney apparently.
poppy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Wait Mike left Dropout? Who is going to host the show now???
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
High blood sugar not high pee sugar
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 10 months ago
not mutually exclusive
deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
indeed. urine with high sugar content has been associated with diabetes since at least the 5th/6th century BC.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a clear exoskeleton
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Jesus : “Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.”
Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: “Oh yeah!”
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher
kromem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Drink of his blood and be saved from dehydration.
TipRing@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This doesn’t make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can’t rule out magical reinforcement.
The fluid inside him isn’t used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This seems like a pretty reasonable hypothesis. I see only one possible flaw. Golems are known for their extreme stupidity. Only being able to follow the literal meaning of restrictions and not talking. How does that fit into the Kool-aid man golem hypothesis? This is important we need to know.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I can see how a llm, trained on the full body of western work, might decide ‘blood’ to be the favorable answer.
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade
phorq@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I thought I learned about Wumbo… There’s a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh yeah?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?
RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think it’s more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn’t create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.
MxM111@kbin.social 10 months ago
And the pee is the filtered Kool Aid.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lemonade flavor Kool aid
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Whynotboth.gif
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Our urine is practically derived from blood, so yes.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
finally someone asked a pertinent question
profdc9@lemmy.world 10 months ago
These are the important questions.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Correct answer would have been “yes”.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
The Kool-Aid Man is the only person who you can be 100% sure isn’t full of shit.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unless he has an intestinal tear…
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have some bad news for you… See that red stuff in him …