Kool-Aid

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Kool-Aid Man is the only person who you can be 100% sure isn’t full of shit.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unless he has an intestinal tear…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have some bad news for you… See that red stuff in him …

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s called money

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    • ericisshort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, I know a few humans that also trade their blood with humans for that same perverse incentive.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.

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    • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They prefer Flavor Aid.

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  • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can hardly wait to “well ackshually” some unsuspecting person with this information

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Um, actually.*

    RIP Mike Trapp. May you go on to better pastures… At Disney apparently.

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    • poppy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait Mike left Dropout? Who is going to host the show now???

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  High blood sugar not high pee sugar

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  • KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    not mutually exclusive

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    • deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      indeed. urine with high sugar content has been associated with diabetes since at least the 5th/6th century BC.

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• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?

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  • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.

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    • SeabassDan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a clear exoskeleton

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.

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    • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jesus : “Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.”

      Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: “Oh yeah!”

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher

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• kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Drink of his blood and be saved from dehydration.

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• TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This doesn’t make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can’t rule out magical reinforcement.

  The fluid inside him isn’t used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.

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  • Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This seems like a pretty reasonable hypothesis. I see only one possible flaw. Golems are known for their extreme stupidity. Only being able to follow the literal meaning of restrictions and not talking. How does that fit into the Kool-aid man golem hypothesis? This is important we need to know.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can see how a llm, trained on the full body of western work, might decide ‘blood’ to be the favorable answer.

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• LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade

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  • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought I learned about Wumbo… There’s a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh yeah?

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?

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  • RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?

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    • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think it’s more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn’t create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.

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• MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And the pee is the filtered Kool Aid.

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  • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lemonade flavor Kool aid

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whynotboth.gif

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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Our urine is practically derived from blood, so yes.

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  finally someone asked a pertinent question

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• profdc9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These are the important questions.

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• Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Correct answer would have been “yes”.

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