SeabassDan
@SeabassDan@lemmy.world
- Comment on epidemiology 6 months ago:
They knew waaaay more than the rest of us did at the time, you don’t wanna get MeToo’d for a party you went to 100 years ago, do you?
- Comment on TikTok's CEO is feeling the pressure and users are freaking out 6 months ago:
They don’t need anyone to trust the system, they just need to retain control.
- Comment on haha same 6 months ago:
Which is why they’re great at eating bugs that are famous for living in small crevices.
- Comment on trains 6 months ago:
Then you have a dude walking all over this getting his head bashed in because he wanted to be real close to a passing train
- Comment on chemistussy 6 months ago:
Which is where the term thirst came from
- Comment on super weaner 6 months ago:
Looks just like mine
- Comment on First known test dogfight between AI and human pilot carried out, US military says 6 months ago:
“Luck is one of my skills” when it turns out this entire thing is a terrible idea for the date of humanity.
- Comment on #justposeidonthings 6 months ago:
I read that as Just Poised on Things and thought it was very fitting.
- Comment on Progress! 6 months ago:
Naturally, this is the type of thing in sci-fi where we assume it’ll be used to generate massive amounts of income to benefit society in a magnificently short amount of time, and then some bastard comes around and says, “What if we incarcerate people for millenia?”
- Comment on [What If?] What if you swam in a nuclear storage pool? 6 months ago:
Or maybe some people aren’t in a position where they can watch a video?
- Comment on wat 7 months ago:
As long as you show your work
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 7 months ago:
This was the last Zelda game I played, but I couldn’t really get the hang of it since I really went into it expecting OoT 2: Eclectic Boogaloo, and OoT was really the best thing I’d seen up until then regardless of franchise. Then I saw all the cool stuff being done in later games with all the amazing tech that was being developed but I just couldn’t get around to have the time or patience necessary to sit and play anymore.
- Comment on What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order? 8 months ago:
Then you have those weird ones like “de Jesus” where it just doesn’t make sense to be to have a preposition as part of your last name.
- Comment on To the top 1% truly smart people the other 99% are dumb as a box of rocks. But exactly how fucking stupid is that 99% ? 8 months ago:
I love how tactfully you avoided the actual question of how fucking stupid everyone else is. Kudos!
- Comment on What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order? 8 months ago:
Great idea! That’s another couple of accounts you can open up, and maybe even a few credit lines when both the parents have used theirs up.
Kidding obviously, because this place gets pretty rough sometimes.
- Comment on Watch out for him 8 months ago:
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- Comment on Film Companies Seek ‘Torrenting History’ Related to Redditor 8 months ago:
The way things are going over there Sputz with probably hand everything over as long as they invest. I still remember when the canary quietly went away.
- Comment on Tipping culture npcs 8 months ago:
I gotta say, complaining about being on the verge of a recession while going out for a $70 meal really puts my poverty into perspective.
- Comment on Why It Was Almost Impossible to Make the Blue LED 8 months ago:
So they get more from the subscription fee without ads than they from the ad revenue? Many also have their own sponsors, right?
- Comment on xkcd #2891: Log Cabin 8 months ago:
I tried a digital copy but got lost less than a quarter of the way through, and I had no idea how much a physical copy cost, especially at a time when income was a huge issue for me. I’ll probably give it another shot soon.
- Comment on Kool-Aid 9 months ago:
It’s a clear exoskeleton
- Comment on YouTube Premium announces 100 million subscribers 9 months ago:
I had to get grayjay because revanced stopped working on an A13, but I can’t seem to find an auto play feature
- Comment on It would be simpler 9 months ago:
For old times’ sake.
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of the “k”, Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”, making words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e” is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KOM TRU!
- Comment on I had some that looked exactly like this 9 months ago:
We called them bungalows, haven’t seen them in years.
- Comment on Ultraviolet light can kill almost all the viruses in a room. Why isn’t it everywhere? 9 months ago:
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, it would have to go in through there.
- Comment on Ultraviolet light can kill almost all the viruses in a room. Why isn’t it everywhere? 9 months ago:
Bleach kills AIDS, doesn’t mean you can inject it into your bloodstream and be okay.
- Comment on King shit 10 months ago:
Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.
- Comment on Toyota recalls 1.9 million RAV4 SUVs as batteries can shift, catch fire 10 months ago:
Because of the whole actually exploding gas inside it to make the thing go
- Comment on Do we own our posts? 10 months ago:
To add to this, can we “disown” what we post? If it can be used against me but isn’t “mine”, it just seems like I’m always getting the short end of the stick.
- Comment on A Novel Approach to Yotube Ads 11 months ago:
Just a quick “BUY THIS” followed by a photo of Brad Pitt.