dodgy_bagel
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- Comment on Stay Mad 1 day ago:
Hey! You read all of my comment this time. Thank you for extending the bare minimum of effort.
So, in your view, nothing changes until the revolution and we’re all sheeple. Elections have no consequences. Answer me this:
For a trans woman, living in the American South, would another Trump presidency lower quality of life for her, or would it stay roughly the same?
- Comment on Stay Mad 1 day ago:
K. You don’t read my short reply then I don’t read past the first sentence of your long winded reply.
You’re not a serious person.
- Comment on Stay Mad 1 day ago:
Two serial murderers, one with a higher body count and is also a pedophile, rapist, and convicted felon.
And at that point, it’s not an analogy any more.
- Comment on Stay Mad 1 day ago:
So in your reality, what happens?
Seriously, what are you hoping to gain? What’s the desired effect?
The progressive faction just… never votes. What happens? Magic? Revolution?
You’re the sane one, so tell me.
- Comment on To all you outside of the US... 3 days ago:
Hmm…
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 1 week ago:
If we’re in the business of blocking signals instead of reflecting them, apparently cadmium bromide is a solid choice.
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 1 week ago:
There is also steel and gold foil. Neither is great for hats, but they’re stipp options!
- Comment on And they say English is bad 1 week ago:
I’m not seeing any double-A’s.
I think this might be an AI mockup of faux German.
- Comment on Pills (Take Two) 5 weeks ago:
I was thinking summoning a can inside the head, heart, or throat. I like the idea of a mystery Dr. Pepper drowning.
- Comment on Pills (Take Two) 5 weeks ago:
Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
- Comment on Tacos. 5 weeks ago:
No officer.
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- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 1 month ago:
I have never, ever, heard someone in real life bring up veganism unless it was specifically in the context of what they eat.
The problem is, it comes up. Food is a very foundational element of social life. Sharing a meal is important, providing a meal as a host is important, and supplying food at events is customary.
Rejecting the offer to put something in their body is misunderstood as an insult.
- Comment on Yep 1 month ago:
I’d dig it.
'Long as I can shout Yeehaw
- Comment on Not only are they watching you, they're judging you. 1 month ago:
Or for that matter, paid.
- Comment on It's important to get a good interest rate 1 month ago:
While you were at parties, I studied the FICO.
Under my tutalage, I have elevated my husband into the ranks of the >800.
- Comment on Smothsinian 2 months ago:
I ran into about five, not including game cube games.
I think one of them was bionicle related
- Comment on I'm glad my meat didn't go to waste. 2 months ago:
Oh, no. If anything, we should put up more warning labels. Warning labels for scissors, knives, ovens. Just no warning labels for non-cooked meat. After all, food gives us life. How could it be harmful?
Fire burns and destroys valuable nutrients.
Consume the raw meat, human.
- Comment on I'm glad my meat didn't go to waste. 2 months ago:
All I’m saying, as a human, is that me and my fellow humans don’t need the nanny state telling us what to do. You should do your own research. Humans don’t need a nanny state telling them they can’t consume uncooked portions of human brains; they should be able to decide for themselves.
- Comment on I'm glad my meat didn't go to waste. 2 months ago:
Honestly, I would love to be eaten after my organs were harvested.
Help people one last time, you know? It’s also symbolic because part of me will live on through them.
#legalizeCannibalism
- Comment on Round 2 🚢 3 months ago:
Or Nautilus from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea vibes, even.
Except that Capt. Nemo was an anti imperialist king.
- Comment on Tough break, kid... 4 months ago:
It gives Kerbal Space Program energy.
- Comment on Kool-Aid 4 months ago:
The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.
- Comment on Fake news, fake penis... 4 months ago:
I hear it has its ups and downs
- Comment on you better be ready 5 months ago:
I haven’t seen my testicles for over a year. Last I checked, the two sisters were in Texas.
- Comment on For Sale 5 months ago:
Yes, and it needs to be as if you were a star trek captain addressing your crew. “Number One, he that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.”
- Comment on it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core... 6 months ago:
So then It’s a matter of basic data sanitation and code modernization. They’re in a better position than places that are still rocking COBOL code, because every database nerd knows excel.
- Comment on it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core... 6 months ago:
Step 1: load xls Step 2: Save as csv Step 3: ??? step 4: profit
- Comment on I love purple. 6 months ago:
Green is biology, blue is physics.
History is purple
Literature and language are red or pink
Yellow is an objectively disgusting color which is chosen for the objectively worst subject: math.
- Comment on “Rumblr” 6 months ago:
An r is better. Kortal Wormbat