Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on That's just what happens. It's life. 3 days ago:
Do you know what she’s called?
- Comment on Ironing 4 days ago:
Fold‽
- Comment on Ironing 4 days ago:
Dyslexics untie!
- Comment on Ironing 4 days ago:
I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.
- Comment on He remains at large 5 days ago:
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
- Comment on He remains at large 5 days ago:
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
- Comment on Automation 6 days ago:
Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?
- Comment on We need this level of energy. All the time... 1 week ago:
including the dak side of it.
I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.
- Comment on Why do men call their father their "old man", but their "old lady" is their wife? 1 month ago:
What if your wife already won’t have sex with you? Asking for a friend…
- Comment on Child care costs more than a mortgage payment or rent almost everywhere in the U.S.: ‘There is no escaping it’ 1 month ago:
You get YOUR head out of your ass.
When was the last time you accurately predicted the next 20 years?
- Comment on How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas 1 month ago:
I’m just relating my experience - when I was younger, I commuted 20 miles round trip every day, and I worked at a bike shop with weenies that were always trying to shave weight off their bikes, so I did whatever I could to add functional weight (so no filling the tubes with lead, that would be cheating) including building up a dually, two rims side by side on a Sachs 3x7 hub. My average speed was higher when commuting (lots of rolling hills, but overall uphill in the morning, downhill going home) than it was on days off, when I was mainly riding around town where it was flat.
And it certainly wasn’t because I wanted to go to work…
- Comment on How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas 1 month ago:
Cars are just catching up to HVAC systems… In the last 3 years I’ve had to replace both inside and outside fan motors because their (maintenance free) bearings failed.
- Comment on How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas 1 month ago:
It’s even worse when you have a new-ish car that can handle any size USB stick, but will only load the first 8000 files it sees…
- Comment on How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas 1 month ago:
Weight speeds you up downhill more than it slows you down uphill.
- Comment on Rabbit R1 AI box revealed to just be an Android app 1 month ago:
It’s a dumb way to make a profit.
If it works, is it dumb?
When VHS was still around, DVDs were priced higher even though they were much cheaper to produce. If people are willing to pay more, producers/distributors will charge more. Yay capitalism.
- Comment on Elon Musk wants to turn Tesla’s fleet into AWS for AI — would it work? 1 month ago:
Eh, at least feudal Lords offered protection from barbarians…
- Comment on If we took material like rock from space and got it back to Earth enough times, would Earth grow as a planet? 1 month ago:
Earth only really loses it if it reaches escape velocity, otherwise it’s still part of our gravity well… So basically, a handful of probes…
- Comment on If we took material like rock from space and got it back to Earth enough times, would Earth grow as a planet? 1 month ago:
Actually you can.
- Comment on There it is 1 month ago:
I remember that being the one where you can headshot someone and their head explodes with a spurt of blood and their arms reach up and flail around briefly before they die… Wonder why they didn’t keep that around with the later sequels? Oh and finding the double ended purple dildo in the police station…
- Comment on He died how he lived 2 months ago:
Come on now, that’s disrespectful to the cancer.
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 2 months ago:
Technically you can’t here either, they call it a donation, but they pay you… Not sure exactly what the loophole is. I’ve never done it, but I used to work with a guy that did it as much as they’d let him.
- Comment on YouTube’s ad blocker crackdown now includes third-party apps 2 months ago:
Even if you don’t intend to provide it for free, if it’s possible to, expect it. No different from Walmart complaining about increased theft after replacing cashiers with self checkout - tiny violins.
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 2 months ago:
You can sell your plasma…
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 2 months ago:
And now I’m picturing 8 billion orangutans all pooping at the same time. Thank you.
- Comment on So sad 2 months ago:
That’s how goblins like it.
- Comment on So sad 2 months ago:
Barf-o-rama
- Comment on So sad 2 months ago:
I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…
- Comment on Homeowner baffled after washing machine uses 3.6GB of internet data a day 2 months ago:
Front loader?
- Comment on Bullying in Open Source Software Is a Massive Security Vulnerability 2 months ago:
Hahahahahahahahaahaha
(I work for a software company.)
- Comment on Court Bans Use of 'AI-Enhanced' Video Evidence Because That's Not How AI Works 2 months ago:
computers can’t do anything truly random.
Technically incorrect - computers can be supplied with sources of entropy, so while it’s true that they will produce the same output given identical inputs, it is in practice quite possible to ensure that they do not receive identical inputs if you don’t want them to.