Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn’t.
7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings
Submitted 1 year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
But… Why would anybody lie about things on the internet?
Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think it was more a joke on ‘if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t’
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there’s only one way to find out. BRB I’m goin’ to Walmart…
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.
meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
www.amazon.com/…/B0B61VTJN3 honestly, I can see someone trying to drink these.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t remember that whole Tide Pod thing?
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My comment is spin on “remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.”
chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.
Duranie@literature.cafe 1 year ago
You chew them? I thought you had to suck on them. 🤔
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dang, I figured the soapy film was lube. These things aren’t suppositories?
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.
she abstained of course but the craving was there
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor… Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I craved spaghetti during my first pregnancy. Am I gonna be okay?
My second and third pregnancies, I craved nothing in particular. Am I gonna be ok?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Maybe she had covid??
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thanks, Donald.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh those were interesting days. Driving out in the middle of the night to get underripe green sour fruit and eating this one weird chicken rice curry thing every day for a month because “it’s the best shit ever”.
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 year ago
alcohol maybe?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah you’d definitely have to be shit faced to take a swig of gasoline
spizzat2@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn’t actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn’t actually check if anyone was watching.
Sometimes people are just weird…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must’ve known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That’s all the thrill he needed.
occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol
Sagifurius@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Checking to see ruins the act
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.
Jknaraa@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Using old vodka bottles for water.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Apple juice out a whiskey bottle
Sagifurius@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That one I didn’t do for effect, they were just handy.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah this sounds like a prank. You could easily wash out an old detergent bottle and fill it with water or something
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you’re drinking Gain.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Which island?
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, she did from that, right?
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You might say she paid for it.
nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn’t even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened” video dropping soon
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I see this as an absolute win. The only downside is the results aren’t instant.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn’t see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 year ago
An adherent of the Church of Drink Bleach
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Today at my retail job, a customer decided to stand on the paint desk. Just cause he was mad.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How bad is life going for someone when they get mad enough at paint to stand on a retail sales counter?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
noride@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Probably not as bad as you’re thinking, he’s actually been waiting for this moment for years.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not very. Or incredibly.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sometimes I appreciate people like that to an extent. It’s a reminder to myself that I’m not a shitty person.
theodewere@kbin.social 1 year ago
is "Today at my retail job" a community, because it should be
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Customer facing retail workers are a unrecognized heroes of our society. They face the worst of us and have to keep their sanity in check usually for the lowest wages an employer can get away with. Some countries have compulsory military service. I would support legislation making compulsory customer service in a public facing role a requirement.
Though it has been decades since I worked customer facing retail, the cruel lessons I learned about how people treat others they have power over are absolutely foundational to my own interactions with customer facing workers. I work to inject patience, understanding, and respect when I can to those in customer facing roles. If I hadn’t worked retail, I can’t dismiss horrifying the possibility I might be standing on a paint counter today myself secure in my incorrect convictions and ignorant of my hubris.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Close enough
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Surprised that the tales from subs from reddit haven’t been copied over.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There used to be a phenomenon on imgur (for people who spent all their free time there and didn’t know what reddit was) called “work stories.” We had a lot of fun sharing those.
muse@kbin.social 1 year ago
Was it Lowe's? Sounds like a Lowe's customer.
Paint department is hell.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Menards actually. Still a home improvement store though.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
youtu.be/GntXYhR_O8A