occhionaut
@occhionaut@lemmy.world
- Comment on Billboard 2 months ago:
Do not come.
- Comment on Russian Embassy, UK 2 months ago:
I scooped mine out a few minutes ago and i
- Comment on Kotaku being Kotaku 2 months ago:
shareholders?
- Comment on This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge 2 months ago:
but the post-pee shivers, man scratches idly
- Comment on Banning TikTok Won’t Keep Your Data Safe | Pompous billionaires, authoritarian regimes, and opaque oligarchs are hoarding our data. Only an alternative online ecosystem will stop them. 2 months ago:
You are incorrect. Id be the dumbest motherfucker to believe that China isn’t slurping that data up in tens of different ways. TikTok has the backing and approval of the CCP, so that to me is suspicion enough. Don’t try to obfuscate shit behind shell companies and undercover CCP operatives in advantageously-aligned countries.
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
Horny of the heart
I can attest
- Comment on Pizza 2 months ago:
Holy shit
The Halfening
- Comment on Toot toot 2 months ago:
Did you say “toot toot” first?
- Comment on Centipedes Don't Fuck 2 months ago:
Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.
- Comment on Big if true 3 months ago:
He would probably enjoy the warmth, few sources of that rn i’d bet 😶
- Comment on well if you look at it that way 3 months ago:
Call me the grandfather clock
- Comment on USA | Police Are Increasingly Encrypting Their Radios to Block Scrutiny by Journalists 3 months ago:
Real time, but have a court sanction a temporary information buffer for when theres a sting op or something that needs the hush hush. Thats my napkin math, anyway.
- Comment on Dirty talk 3 months ago:
I like your headspace!
- Comment on Anatomy Pickup Lines 3 months ago:
Not in front of my tooning!
- Comment on Google Chrome warns uBlock Origin may soon be disabled 3 months ago:
🖕🖕
backup has arrived
- Comment on Who knew Unicode was so versatile? 3 months ago:
WRRR WRRRRRRRRRRR
- Comment on why isn't anyone calling for Trump to drop out. 4 months ago:
personally extending that to a fat majority of republicans
- Comment on FCC restores net neutrality rules that ban blocking and throttling in 3-2 vote 6 months ago:
New to pitchforks, any reccomendations?
- Comment on sleep paralysis 7 months ago:
birds of a feather 🤙
- Comment on Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. 7 months ago:
simply drink so much moonshine it kills the buggers
- Comment on Deep 9 months ago:
rotat e
- Comment on 7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings 9 months ago:
If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol
- Comment on Samsung’s $1,300 phone might someday have fees for AI usage 9 months ago:
Shareholders
- Comment on Electric school buses are a breath of fresh air for children | Nearly $1B in federal funding could help clean up the unequal health impacts of diesel pollution. 9 months ago:
at this point i believe you
- Comment on Me IRL 9 months ago:
i just call it “getting the lead out” lol
- Comment on Me IRL 9 months ago:
the mastertasker
- Comment on If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! 9 months ago:
Catfish? Nah
Gatfish
- Comment on I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :) 9 months ago:
just double tap the vagus nerve and left temple at the same time
- Comment on *Porcelain shatters* 10 months ago:
I want it to startle me awake like a dozing dog