You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
A long and distinguished family
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adam_y@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looks American. It’s also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
ericisshort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.
BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in blanket thing is supposed to be!
thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
instead we get these abortions.
We Americans can’t even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.
casmael@startrek.website 10 months ago
Fig roll as well tbh
adam_y@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn, you’re good.
kemsat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That sounds like the real vegetarian option
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Where calzone?
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
They are all calzones: cuberule.com
comfydecal@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Thanks for the info!
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 10 months ago
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.
They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.
sfbing@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What do non-Americans think it is?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
over_clox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They forgot one.
BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)
ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
pop tarts aren’t vegetarian
owatnext@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ain’t food either
thereisalamp@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
callmepk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They are all Cannoli to me
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s cannonoli
skhayfa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gordon Romsey’s favorite family
TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
buzz86us@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My name is Biff Wellington
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 10 months ago
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, just for the rage bait of including a pastry in the wellington family
chetradley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It’s like veganism, but less obsessive.
criminalunicorn@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Animal carcasses are not vegetarian…
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies because it requires an animal byproduct to make.
Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don’t have to kill an animal to enjoy it.
Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it’s they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens.
Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)
And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don’t like the taste or texture of meat!
Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It’s interesting how much variety they can have.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree
ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn’t plan this lol