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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • chetradley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It’s like veganism, but less obsessive.

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      • criminalunicorn@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Animal carcasses are not vegetarian…

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      • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies because it requires an animal byproduct to make.

        Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don’t have to kill an animal to enjoy it.

        Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it’s they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens.

        Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)

        And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don’t like the taste or texture of meat!

        Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It’s interesting how much variety they can have.

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      • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree

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    • ieightpi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn’t plan this lol

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  • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

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    • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Looks American. It’s also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.

      This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.

      Instead we get these abortions.

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      • ericisshort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

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      • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in blanket thing is supposed to be!

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      • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        instead we get these abortions.

        We Americans can’t even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.

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    • casmael@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fig roll as well tbh

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      • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Damn, you’re good.

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      • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That sounds like the real vegetarian option

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  • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

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      • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where calzone?

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They are all calzones: cuberule.com

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      • comfydecal@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks for the info!

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  • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas

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    • 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.

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      • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hotpockets and Poptarts but

    No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

    No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

    No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

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      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well i chose correctly then. Yay.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

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    • gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

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      • jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.

        Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.

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    • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

      They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

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    • sfbing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What do non-Americans think it is?

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      • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.

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      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They forgot one.

      BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)

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  • ieightpi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fucking pop tarts lmao

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

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  • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    pop tarts aren’t vegetarian

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    • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ain’t food either

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    • thereisalamp@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan

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      • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i mean in this case they are not vegetarian

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  • callmepk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are all Cannoli to me

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s cannonoli

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  • skhayfa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kibbeh the Oriental cousin

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gordon Romsey’s favorite family

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  • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.

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  • buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My name is Biff Wellington

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, just for the rage bait of including a pastry in the wellington family

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