El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.
Can anyone confirm?
Submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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rmuk@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As a German I can say it’s quite accurate, though I’d expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I prefer sweet mustard but I am living in Bavaria
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah, that’s fair.
SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 week ago
No. That’s not a 98 Focus,
carbonprop@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Canada Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!
sour@kbin.social 1 week ago
sorey*
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigaretten3cr0@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is not accurate at all. Germans don’t need breakfast. And now get back to work!
QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 1 week ago
I'd expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I'm glad they're on our side.
ExLisper@linux.community 1 week ago
Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It sounds more fun translated. Like the German breakfast, “das Frühstück” would be “early piece”.
Knightfox@lemmy.one 1 week ago
Breakfast for dinner is also super common in the USA, sometimes called Brinner.
Ironically Breakfast for dinner is the kind of breakfast that most people don’t have for breakfast most of the time (pancakes, french toast, fried or scrambled eggs, assorted meats, etc) so having it as dinner occasionally is actually more fitting in some ways.
Most Americans eat the equivalent of cereal and coffee or no breakfast and just coffee most days. I myself almost never have breakfast. It’s sort of like a full English in the UK, most people aren’t eating that everyday.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You guys invented tapas. You have no idea what to eat or when.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t think Spain invented a webcomic app /s
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So do alchoholics internationally.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 week ago
I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of “lost ammo” (balas perdidas)
Steve@startrek.website 1 week ago
Panic and energy drinks
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Makes sense mac and cheese is British tho so it’ll have to be deep fried and left in the sun to rot then smothered with soul food spices
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Offensive.
Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Or sometimes we grind up perfectly good premium steaks into hamburger. Why? Because chewing is for chumps.
Master@lemm.ee 1 week ago
As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the “oops, all hamburger!”
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mmmm hamburger
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 week ago
American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
As an American this list look pretty accurate to me
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 week ago
This is what people are talking about when they say they want to be worldly.
ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Made by: clueless Americans
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just because it doesn’t mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It’s a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!
ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I see what you’re saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that’s right, lack of self-awareness.
atocci@kbin.social 1 week ago
Yummy yummy car
ReCursing@kbin.social 1 week ago
Nonsense. I don't eat beans for breakfast!
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.
Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Germany should be beer and clowns.
Feredir@feddit.de 1 week ago
Focus😎
Micromot@feddit.de 1 week ago
Ich han in den fokus gekaggert
Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Britian should be beans on toast.
rynzcycle@kbin.social 1 week ago
Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 week ago
The lack of toast is the sadness
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 week ago
That’s tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It’s reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Germany here: wrong! Dipped in mustard!
Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 week ago
In Norway it’s important to have black medium roast filter coffee with every meal including breakfast. Otherwise accurate.
battleshack@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
It’s an aquired taste.
Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 1 week ago
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
GingeOfTheNorth@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I can taste when they serve me friendly bonedust. It’s like eating farse anywhere else than Jæren.