El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.
Can anyone confirm?
Submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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rmuk@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As a German I can say it’s quite accurate, though I’d expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I prefer sweet mustard but I am living in Bavaria
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah, that’s fair.
carbonprop@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Canada Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!
sour@kbin.social 9 months ago
sorey*
SternburgExport@feddit.de 9 months ago
No. That’s not a 98 Focus,
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigaretteQuinceDaPence@kbin.social 9 months ago
I'd expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I'm glad they're on our side.
n3cr0@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is not accurate at all. Germans don’t need breakfast. And now get back to work!
ExLisper@linux.community 9 months ago
Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It sounds more fun translated. Like the German breakfast, “das Frühstück” would be “early piece”.
Knightfox@lemmy.one 9 months ago
Breakfast for dinner is also super common in the USA, sometimes called Brinner.
Ironically Breakfast for dinner is the kind of breakfast that most people don’t have for breakfast most of the time (pancakes, french toast, fried or scrambled eggs, assorted meats, etc) so having it as dinner occasionally is actually more fitting in some ways.
Most Americans eat the equivalent of cereal and coffee or no breakfast and just coffee most days. I myself almost never have breakfast. It’s sort of like a full English in the UK, most people aren’t eating that everyday.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You guys invented tapas. You have no idea what to eat or when.
x4740N@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t think Spain invented a webcomic app /s
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So do alchoholics internationally.
Steve@startrek.website 9 months ago
Panic and energy drinks
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 9 months ago
The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 months ago
I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of “lost ammo” (balas perdidas)
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 months ago
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Makes sense mac and cheese is British tho so it’ll have to be deep fried and left in the sun to rot then smothered with soul food spices
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Offensive.
Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Or sometimes we grind up perfectly good premium steaks into hamburger. Why? Because chewing is for chumps.
Master@lemm.ee 9 months ago
As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the “oops, all hamburger!”
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mmmm hamburger
Skanky@lemmy.world 9 months ago
American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
As an American this list look pretty accurate to me
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 9 months ago
Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 months ago
This is what people are talking about when they say they want to be worldly.
ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Made by: clueless Americans
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just because it doesn’t mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It’s a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!
ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I see what you’re saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that’s right, lack of self-awareness.
atocci@kbin.social 9 months ago
Yummy yummy car
ReCursing@kbin.social 9 months ago
Nonsense. I don't eat beans for breakfast!
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.
Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Germany should be beer and clowns.
Feredir@feddit.de 9 months ago
Focus😎
Micromot@feddit.de 9 months ago
Ich han in den fokus gekaggert
Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 9 months ago
Britian should be beans on toast.
rynzcycle@kbin.social 9 months ago
Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.
smeg@feddit.uk 9 months ago
The lack of toast is the sadness
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 months ago
That’s tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It’s reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Germany here: wrong! Dipped in mustard!
Globeparasite@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 9 months ago
In Norway it’s important to have black medium roast filter coffee with every meal including breakfast. Otherwise accurate.
battleshack@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s an aquired taste.
Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 9 months ago
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
GingeOfTheNorth@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I can taste when they serve me friendly bonedust. It’s like eating farse anywhere else than Jæren.