Todesschnitzel

@Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even a ridge on their head or anything?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This mother does have a flat forehead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure to follow me on socials ;)⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta catch them fans young. Scar them and make them love you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If anyone can start a cult on here then it is you good sir. And yes of course! Any cabin in the woods is a place for us to be! Ahem. Me. For me to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tradition⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wie bitte?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Germany should be beer and clowns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circle of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Death is inevitable. It has to happen at some point. Thus you should settle your affairs in due time. But that is up to you. And has little to do with my point does it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circle of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Death doesn’t have to be negative. Just imagine going out guns blazing as flames erupt all around you, or going to sleep never to wake up again, peaceful. Because it is only natural to die one day. You don’t have to run from it. Just embrace it and make the best out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circle of life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It will heal in death. Our deaths. And then no one will be traumatised ever again! Because no more humans exist! The system is perfect!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This time for sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Friendly reminder: violence is always a solution, but optimally you shouldn’t exert too much force, on already strained sinews.

  So do this: Pull on the finger. Lightly do so and you will feel the joint-parts separate. And eventually the sinew should jump over.

  Let it pass over the joint, without the pain than normally follows, when having one stuck.

  Still don’t overdo it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let lemmyshitpost decide...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He finally won⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For the mist massive Shitpost ever. He will be remembered in his annals for ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The golden years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Commander Shepard and I this (any shop that gives me a discount, because I am a cheap dirty capitalistic whore) is my favourite shop on the citadel. 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The golden years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is commander Shepard and I approve of this comment section!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A controversial tier list⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahahahaha I thought you had said pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A controversial tier list⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour… Even though I agree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try it out. It works amazing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m colourblind so that doesn’t work on me HA WHOS THE DUMBASS NOW??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I question my sanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Unpopular Oponion: None of us has a soul Ergo: Porn is indeed free.

  Well maybe you pay with your personal data and dignity though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died | Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their de...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Use their Neuralink and tattoo it right on their brains. Damn them for having that Muskian tech!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Gruesome Story of How Neuralink’s Monkeys Actually Died | Elon Musk says no primates died as a result of Neuralink’s implants. A WIRED investigation now reveals the grisly specifics of their de...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll show 'em! Give them hell!