ASeriesOfPoorChoices
@ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
When faced with a series of unfortunate events, I make a series of poor choices.
- Comment on When Harris had to pick a VP, all media kinda agreed it should be a white male, to balance the fact that she is black and a woman. So Waltz is the DEI hire. 3 months ago:
thanks for sharing! ❤️
- Comment on Technically Correct 3 months ago:
so, we pay more (fastpass or whatever it is) for the privilege. 😅
- Comment on People used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. But it turns out it's our ability to select each image containing a crosswalk. 3 months ago:
the power of dexamphetamines at play here.
- Comment on People used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. But it turns out it's our ability to select each image containing a crosswalk. 3 months ago:
…I love images containing crosswalks.
can I use your website now?
- Comment on Oh jeez 3 months ago:
* stares at California and Texas *
…nah.
- Comment on Oh jeez 3 months ago:
Drugs and alcohol, and lots of them.
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 3 months ago:
me too. Fantastic, simple, fast.
- Comment on Amazon workers narrowly reject union in historic vote 3 months ago:
you.
you are the clown.
Also, I know English isn’t your native language, but “who is” contracts to “who’s”.
“whose the clown?” would be asking “to whom does the ‘the clown’ belong?”, which doesn’t make sense on multiple levels.
- Comment on Amazon workers narrowly reject union in historic vote 3 months ago:
BWHAHAHAH!
* deep breath *
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Goddamn, that’s halfway between completely retarded and cartoonish villainy. You fucking clown. 🤡
🤦♂️
- Comment on Too soon? 3 months ago:
…but I love how you didn’t argue about the giant spider tank.
- Comment on Too soon? 3 months ago:
“Wild Wild West” was a movie starring Will Smith.
- Comment on I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks 4 months ago:
I’m with you. I’ve replaced all the torx screws on my Dell with Philips head screws because fuck you Dell. (all the screws inside were already Philips)
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 4 months ago:
also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.
(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 4 months ago:
Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.
Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.
bidet would be… NG.
Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.
- Comment on When was the last time you made Jello? 4 months ago:
semi-regularly in summer. It’s fairly refreshing.
I briefly added fruit, ala 1950s, but I prefer without. Occasionally with wHipped cream, but that takes effort since I don’t like the garbage that the spray cans create. (whipped cream, sugar and an electric mixer).
1 box makes ~750ml / “one fifth”, which is enough for 3 snacks, imo.
The issue is the amount of sugar in them (and the whipped cream). Using sugar-free versions is good.
Using a whipped cream maker, with NO2 canisters for some calorie-free sweetness, is nice.
- Comment on Headlines 4 months ago:
yes, Bibi has sent suitcases of cash to Hamas in the past. It’s really messed up. I should add ‘allegedly’, but it’s not necessary.
- Comment on Sitting and shitting on my high horse 4 months ago:
short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.
- Comment on What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen? 4 months ago:
ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.
- Comment on A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy 4 months ago:
spoken like an incel who doesn’t understand trust.
- Comment on Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier? 4 months ago:
but mostly: afraid of zombies is full of shit.
- Comment on Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier? 4 months ago:
yes and no.
homeless are a symptom of many things. healthcare. lack of rentals. lack of employment. lack of social services.
but what is known is that there has been a huge increase in the rate of population growth in Canada in the last several years, along with a decrease in natural population increases (lowering birth rate) and a massive increase in immigration. While housing is an issue, there were never enough spare beds for the increase, and never could be, in the time frame they were required.
So, to put it another way: no.
- Comment on New apartment Internet has no port forwarding, admin login 4 months ago:
I think you need to find out what kind of connection you actually have. I mean, it’s unlikely you’ve got a dedicated ethernet cable to the ISP.
Where does that ethernet line actually go?
Have you run some basic traceroutes, at least?
- Comment on Would America be as divided if Trump lost to Hillary in 2016? 4 months ago:
found the Libertarian/ Russian stooge.
- Comment on Measurements 4 months ago:
* breathes heavily in Tarantino *
- Comment on Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier? 4 months ago:
proof you weren’t: BC has had a huge homeless problem for decades that is only getting worse.
- Comment on It's okay, Buddy 4 months ago:
there’s an app for this now! AI rewrites text down to simpler language. Ogre can read Ulysses now.
- Comment on Choose wisely 4 months ago:
do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?
- Comment on Choose wisely 4 months ago:
and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).
- Comment on Archer new what he was doing 4 months ago:
*knew
- Comment on What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda? 4 months ago:
I’m scared. I don’t want to poop alone when the time comes. Will you be my poop buddy?